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TeaMilk
05/07/22 7:01:50 PM
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They are out of crab tools and they gave me a plastic fork and GLOVES, and the crab is drenched in butter
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DrizztLink
05/07/22 7:02:42 PM
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Smash crab leg between asscheeks, eat meat coming out of top like toothpaste

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Touch
05/07/22 7:02:48 PM
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Swallow it whole

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MabusIncarnate
05/07/22 7:04:00 PM
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Lol plastic fork is absurd. Should be using a metal one to crack the shell.

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Axiom
05/07/22 7:06:28 PM
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Same way people eat wings

Like a slob
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FF_Redux
05/07/22 7:06:45 PM
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I haf no idea how to eat this, I did it my way, waiter said shell recommend my way to other guests.

But for the question, Id break the small claw, and try to get as much meafh out, then suck all ends, either bite or use tools to crack the shell. Pick out meat.


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PokemonExpert44
05/07/22 7:06:49 PM
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Use your magical powers to eat it.

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Tyranthraxus
05/07/22 7:06:51 PM
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Here's an educational video

https://youtu.be/W_3McYuekHE

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TeaMilk
05/07/22 7:19:14 PM
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DrizztLink posted...
Smash crab leg between asscheeks, eat meat coming out of top like toothpaste
Then I'll have buttery cheeks and butt-ery crabs

FF_Redux posted...
I haf no idea how to eat this, I did it my way, waiter said shell recommend my way to other guests.

But for the question, Id break the small claw, and try to get as much meafh out, then suck all ends, either bite or use tools to crack the shell. Pick out meat.
What is "your way" lol?

I dont wanna make a mess in public tbh I'm gonna take it home and have it with rice and veggies

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DrizztLink
05/07/22 7:21:14 PM
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TeaMilk posted...
Then I'll have buttery cheeks and butt-ery crabs
I've got bad news for you regarding the latter and that magical evening in Tangier last week.

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Zodd3224
05/07/22 7:27:33 PM
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Beat the shit out of it

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TeaMilk
05/07/22 7:34:53 PM
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Zodd3224 posted...
Beat the shit out of it
I WOULD if it wasn't drenched in and swimming in butter

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ZevLoveDOOM
05/07/22 7:36:14 PM
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i refrain from eating crabs.

when they rise against us and take over, i need to be on their side... lol
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Irony
05/07/22 7:36:40 PM
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Eat it shell and all like a Chad

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viewmaster_pi
05/07/22 7:36:46 PM
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rip and tear them shits like an animal with your bare hands

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SSJ2GrimReaper
05/07/22 7:39:41 PM
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bite it like Bear Grylls

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itachi15243
05/07/22 7:43:35 PM
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Just break all the legs in half with your bare hands and scoop or suck out all the meat.

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Tenlaar
05/07/22 7:47:55 PM
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They gave you gloves, where is the confusion coming from?
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FF_Redux
05/07/22 7:56:10 PM
#21:


TeaMilk posted...
Then I'll have buttery cheeks and butt-ery crabs

What is "your way" lol?

I dont wanna make a mess in public tbh I'm gonna take it home and have it with rice and veggies

I got toothpicks to fish up the meat from the shells. But I realized if I bit the shell at the center I could suck out the snail plus get the delish sauce which could be be sucked out without breaking the shell.


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TeaMilk
05/08/22 2:12:42 AM
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What the fuck. Tbis was $15. With potatoes
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viewmaster_pi
05/08/22 2:14:54 AM
#23:


shut up and eat your sea bug flesh

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Prestoff
05/08/22 2:14:59 AM
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lol they didn't give you anything to help crack the shell?

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Guide
05/08/22 2:15:54 AM
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You can't eat crab and have shame at the same time. Get the fuck in there. Your face should not be more than halfway visible through the crab viscera.

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Zikten
05/08/22 2:17:08 AM
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Sounds like that restaurant doesn't know what it is doing
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nexigrams
05/08/22 2:24:58 AM
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Nobody cares if you get butter all over your face. Nobody is even paying attention to you, they're all in their own heads just like you.

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TeaMilk
05/10/22 1:09:31 AM
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viewmaster_pi posted...
shut up and eat your sea bug flesh
it was yummy i mixed it with a bunch of rice and veggies

Prestoff posted...
lol they didn't give you anything to help crack the shell?
used scissors at home

nexigrams posted...
Nobody cares if you get butter all over your face. Nobody is even paying attention to you, they're all in their own heads just like you.
thats probably true but i hate the idea of getting butter all over myself

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Returning_CEmen
05/10/22 1:28:20 AM
#29:


TeaMilk posted...
What the fuck. Tbis was $15. With potatoes
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