Current Events > I refused a threesome on my bachelor party...

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I sometimes look back upon that night and ponder.

"What would have happened if I had cheated on my fiance right before we got married....?"

eston posted...

"What would have happened if I had cheated on my fiance right before we got married....?"

Exactly.

Well, happy you decided not to be a piece of shit?

bsp77 posted...

Well, happy you decided not to be a piece of shit?

Most days.

Why didnt you just do it and not tell your wife

bsp77 posted...

Well, happy you decided not to be a piece of shit?

You must be new to the gimmick TC has, he says all kinds of things like this

Turtlebread posted...

Why didnt you just do it and not tell your wife

Because that's awful?

gunplagirl posted...

You must be new to the gimmick TC has, he says all kinds of things like this

Wtf are you talking about?

gunplagirl posted...

You must be new to the gimmick TC has, he says all kinds of things like this

I've literally never seen this person before

eston posted...

I've literally never seen this person before

I've been back for the last couple months but coincidentally I haven't seen an eston post until now.

You fucked up >_> Should've done it for the experience and then never say a peep about it to your wife. Now you live with regret forever because you never did it

That's probably the biggest difference between you and your wife.

lol, I was being facetious. But I guess it didn't come out that way >_>

Real talk, cheating sucks. Don't do it. You're better off just breaking it off first if you fall out of love instead of just cheating around

So, you, your best man, and...?

bigblu89 posted...

So, you, your best man, and...?

His grandpa.

NeonOctopus posted...

You fucked up >_> Should've done it for the experience and then taken that experience to the grave as a secret. Now you live with regret forever because you never did it

And every time he fucks his wife, he looks into her eyes knowing that he's living a lie.

The two girls cancel eachother out, so it's no worse than going to town on yourself during your bachelor party

Llaeto7 posted...

I sometimes look back upon that night and ponder.

I refused one once in my 20's, and it wasn't even a threesome, it was like an orgy with 4 other girls. I was just too awkward, and defaulted into being the "nice guy" and eventually cucked myself.

The gist of it was that I was passing through Vegas, and my college buddy's sister was in Vegas as well w/ her girlfriends. They weren't old enough to check into their hotel. The hotel limit for incidental checkin's was 24 years old. So I went over and put my name on the hotel for incidentals. They let me stay there, as well (I had no hotel at the time, I was just passing through).

So they invited me to party with them for the weekend, and they were there for some photoshoot thing one of the girls was doing. They were supposed to attend some private party that night, but they never heard back from the dude throwing it.

So we got fucked up in the hotel room, I learned they were all "bisexual" and they were just having fun doing stuff. One of the girls straight up asked me if I ever had a threesome, and I said that it would be fun to, and she said that we should try it later tonight.

At that point, all the smoothness I developed over the course of my post high school years immediately dissipated and I turned into an awkward nerd. At that point I suggested we go walk the vegas strip until we learn of the party's location. We started walking, and two of the girls were latching unto me, grabbing my arms as we walked. Then we finally got the location, and it was too far too walk.

They suggested we go back to the hotel room, and just have fun for the first night. My dumbass, basically friendzoned myself by offering to drive them to the party. Which I did. Then once we got in, as soon as I was separated from the girls, I was kicked out of the VIP area by security -- that said they were instructed too. Which makes since that the other guys throwing the party did not want me there.

I then started sending awkward text messages to them, that further friendzoned myself.

• "Oh you go have fun, I'll be here if you need me"
• "I'm waiting in the car, I won't abandon I swear"
• "I hope you all have a great night, let me know if you need anything, I'm around"
• "Are you girls okay"

I ended up, sleeping in the car rather than going back to the hotel room, that way I could play off the whole, "oh yea, I met a girl, and I went back to her place last night. I'm not a loser."

Turns out they never even went back to the hotel. They went back to the guy's whom party it was hotel, and had a legit orgy. One girl fell in love, and then that dude she hooked up with followed our group around for the next couple of days, including staying in our hotel.

It gets worse. My buddy's sister, whom had a crush on me -- eventually went out on the last night and found a dude to fuck. Brought him back to the hotel, had comically loud sex in the bathroom, and then he attempted to sleep on the floor. One of the other girls was uncomfortable having a rando dude sleeping on the floor, so she made me wake him up, and kick him out -- which was a thing.

The girls thanks me, and told me that i was a "good friend"

That was a turning point in my life, from that point on I've been your standard "toxic alpha male" -- it's gone well for me. Would recommend. But, that story above, that's the origin story for how I got that way ;-)

Damn that's a villain origin story right there.