Current Events > $1M or permanent Liar Liar mode for all elected officials globally

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CE_gonna_CE
05/02/22 11:49:49 AM
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Truth or money?


As it says if you forgo the money, all elected officials in power across the globe go into permanent Liar Liar mode. Similar to the movie, they will be incapable of telling a lie for the entire time they are in power.

They cannot speak lies, nor can they write them. Everything they communicate will be no less than 100% truthful.

This only applies to those currently in office. Those who have retired or are otherwise no longer serving will not be subject to the Liar Liar mode.

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jpenny2
05/02/22 11:51:00 AM
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All governments collapse within 24 hours.

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DrizztLink
05/02/22 11:51:07 AM
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So we basically just remove the mouth from the mouthpiece?

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CE_gonna_CE
05/02/22 11:53:35 AM
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jpenny2 posted...
All governments collapse within 24 hours.
Bingo

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VitalGetPrank
05/02/22 12:17:09 PM
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Money, you can easily lie without actually lying, plus a lawyer should be quite skilled at that (but then we wouldn't have a movie). I expect politicians to be equally skilled.

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TheVipaGTS
05/02/22 12:17:52 PM
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VitalGetPrank posted...
Money, you can easily lie without actually lying, plus a lawyer should be quite skilled at that (but then we wouldn't have a movie). I expect politicians to be equally skilled.
Have you seen Liar Liar?

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masterpug53
05/02/22 12:19:00 PM
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I think our past few years of mask-off chuddery proves that telling the awful, awful truth would only solidify their voting base. Money pleeze.

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Scorsese2002
05/02/22 12:20:54 PM
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We can finally hear the truth about the alien agenda

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Sczoyd
05/02/22 12:21:52 PM
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It would be 100% worth it just to have people ask Trump about his time with Epstein and his relationship with Putin and watch evangelicals heads explode

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NeonOctopus
05/02/22 12:22:29 PM
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Liar Liar mode all the time lol

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kawalimus
05/02/22 12:24:08 PM
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A million. These political figures have perfected the art of basically talking while saying nothing so they could easily override liar liar mode.
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Raikuro
05/02/22 12:24:09 PM
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Then they just go full "muh belief/opinion" mode. That's what a lot of lawmaking is to begin with.
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Strider102
05/02/22 12:24:32 PM
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Liar Liar mode.

Let the chaos begin.

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CE_gonna_CE
05/02/22 12:24:44 PM
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Sczoyd posted...
It would be 100% worth it just to have people ask Trump about his time with Epstein and his relationship with Putin and watch evangelicals heads explode
Hes not currently holding any office though, is he? If he were to be re elected sure. But as of now under that assumption he would be exempt, unfortunately.

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Tom Clark
05/02/22 12:26:13 PM
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Let's see just how extensively their pants are on fire.

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VitalGetPrank
05/02/22 12:27:21 PM
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TheVipaGTS posted...
Have you seen Liar Liar?
Not recently, but yes.

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TheVipaGTS
05/02/22 12:30:16 PM
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VitalGetPrank posted...
Not recently, but yes.
Well he couldnt get around his lying. He blurted out the truth uncontrollably.

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DarkChozoGhost
05/02/22 12:32:15 PM
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No, only because enemies could force them to reveal information that would get all our soldiers killed.

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Sczoyd
05/02/22 12:33:01 PM
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CE_gonna_CE posted...
Hes not currently holding any office though, is he? If he were to be re elected sure. But as of now under that assumption he would be exempt, unfortunately.

Oops, I'm not thinking straight today, I'm tired Yeah, this might actually help the bastard.
Although it would force Putin to tell the truth on things at least and that could affect Trump... Who am I kidding, most of his supporters would vote for him if he literally went to Russia and made out with Putin on camera

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Sad_Face
05/02/22 12:35:57 PM
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Chose Liar Liar mode, but let's be real, you can lie by omission, and you can lie by statistics.

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Unsuprised_Pika
05/02/22 12:37:15 PM
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Sounds good except for the fact that it might start World War 3.
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VitalGetPrank
05/02/22 12:37:23 PM
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TheVipaGTS posted...
Well he couldnt get around his lying. He blurted out the truth uncontrollably.
Yes, because it's a children's movie, but there are many points where having a little bit of self control and some skilled word play (you know, the things politicians and lawyers tend to be really good at) you can get by without actually lying. Of course that makes for a pretty boring movie so they have Jim Carrey doing his typical overacting.

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Tyranthraxus
05/02/22 12:37:28 PM
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VitalGetPrank posted...
Money, you can easily lie without actually lying,

Not with the liar liar curse. He couldn't even ask a question if he knew the answer was going to be a lie. It's not so much about literal lying as it is deception in general.

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Slayer_22
05/02/22 12:41:36 PM
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VitalGetPrank posted...
Money, you can easily lie without actually lying, plus a lawyer should be quite skilled at that (but then we wouldn't have a movie). I expect politicians to be equally skilled.
Every time he tries to get around a lie, he undoes it himself. It isn't just 'he can't lie'. He can't help but tell the truth. That's why he explains in specific detail specific things. The best he can do is accurately explain how he looks without saying fully 'it was me'.

VitalGetPrank posted...
Yes, because it's a children's movie, but there are many points where having a little bit of self control and some skilled word play (you know, the things politicians and lawyers tend to be really good at) you can get by without actually lying. Of course that makes for a pretty boring movie so they have Jim Carrey doing his typical overacting.
Dude was incapable of saying what he wanted most of the time, it's more like an impulse he can't control. That's...kinda the point of the movie.

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LightHawKnight
05/02/22 12:42:33 PM
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VitalGetPrank posted...
Yes, because it's a children's movie, but there are many points where having a little bit of self control and some skilled word play (you know, the things politicians and lawyers tend to be really good at) you can get by without actually lying. Of course that makes for a pretty boring movie so they have Jim Carrey doing his typical overacting.

Dunno, looking at the current politicians half of them wouldn't be able to talk themselves out of a paper bag.

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Duncanwii
05/02/22 12:55:42 PM
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The million. I wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy.

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thronedfire2
05/02/22 12:57:38 PM
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Ill take the 1mil over the whole world instantly going crazy

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VitalGetPrank
05/02/22 1:04:57 PM
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Slayer_22 posted...
Dude was incapable of saying what he wanted most of the time, it's more like an impulse he can't control. That's...kinda the point of the movie.
Kind of hard to attribute that to the curse when he's overacting and being over the top even when he doesn't have to be. I just see scenes like the one where he's talking to the cop and think "Just say yes and stfu." That wouldn't even be lying and you're not confessing to every crime you've ever commited in your life.

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DarkChozoGhost
05/02/22 1:15:12 PM
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Sad_Face posted...
Chose Liar Liar mode, but let's be real, you can lie by omission, and you can lie by statistics.
Not in Liar Liar. It forces you to include context details even if you try to even mislead with the truth.

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gatorsPENSbucs
05/02/22 1:17:37 PM
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Easily the money.

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CE_gonna_CE
05/02/22 3:01:16 PM
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Looks like WWIII is winning

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Gobstoppers12
05/02/22 3:06:07 PM
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I imagine that the world would collapse overnight if all politicians lost the ability to lie.

As funny as it would be at first, it would stop being funny once all these alliances and defense pacts started falling apart.

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Funkydog
05/02/22 3:12:34 PM
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Can't tell the truth if you no concept of the truth.

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IHeartRadiation
05/02/22 3:15:35 PM
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They'll just have to master lying without lying.
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ZeroV2
05/02/22 3:21:50 PM
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Theres a legit reason to lie as a politician, or to eschew the truth or whatever. Military operations, policy negotiation with Allies or enemies, things like that where it may be important to not tell the whole truth

plus i need money so I choose money

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Ving_Rhames
05/02/22 3:23:10 PM
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Money.

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Tyranthraxus
05/02/22 3:24:48 PM
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Anyway the liar liar curse in this topic is useless unless it also applies to unelected politicians like Kim Jong-un.

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TerraSeeker
05/02/22 3:46:12 PM
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VitalGetPrank posted...
Money, you can easily lie without actually lying, plus a lawyer should be quite skilled at that (but then we wouldn't have a movie). I expect politicians to be equally skilled.
The movie made it quite clear that he was compelled to tell the truth.

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averagejoel
05/02/22 4:00:56 PM
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TerraSeeker posted...
The movie made it quite clear that he was compelled to tell the truth.
yeah he was unable to lie, mislead, or even withhold true answers

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Stalinrules
05/02/22 4:25:51 PM
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I would take the money. World leader intentions are pretty much known already through their actions and nothing changes. So what would be the point of them telling the truth when we all see the truth already?

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Tyranthraxus
05/02/22 4:46:19 PM
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Stalinrules posted...
I would take the money. World leader intentions are pretty much known already through their actions and nothing changes. So what would be the point of them telling the truth when we all see the truth already?
I think you dramatically overestimate how many people "see the truth"

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HA4e
05/02/22 4:48:41 PM
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Let the chaos begin!

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Sictis
05/02/22 4:49:36 PM
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Liar Liar scenario would make for an interesting movie. Wouldn't want to live it out myself though, so money.

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FL81
05/02/22 4:51:12 PM
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jpenny2 posted...
All governments collapse within 24 hours.
what's the downside

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DarkBuster22904
05/02/22 4:53:28 PM
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The worst part is that a huge number of these politicians probably genuinely believe they're telling the truth

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Sad_Face
05/02/22 5:06:13 PM
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DarkChozoGhost posted...
Not in Liar Liar. It forces you to include context details even if you try to even mislead with the truth.


OHO, now this makes things interesting. But this deal ABSOLUTELY needs to include the media and bit tech companies. There's no point in politicians being super honest if they're only engaged by media outlets who engage with them beforehand on rehearsed questions and the times when they slip up, the stories are censored. Else, affiliate 3rd parties will be speaking for certain entities.

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Fam_Fam
05/02/22 5:09:50 PM
#48:


jpenny2 posted...
All governments collapse within 24 hours.

whats the downside
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LeoRavus
05/02/22 5:11:17 PM
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Unless I can somehow get rich off them telling the truth, money.

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PiOverlord
05/02/22 5:12:39 PM
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1 million. Liar-Liar mode sounds like a long-term disaster even if much good would come from it at first.

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