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i have 3000 hours in overwatch and played tank and dps at a diamond level

overwatch is a cursed game. this mmo holy-trinity bullshit that blizzard forces into every game was a poison pill. it will never, ever be balanced properly, it's impossible. the characters play too differently from one another, with vastly differing skill floors/ceilings/value-for-effort, and too many of them are balanced around binary outcomes. there is no amount of numbers-tweaking nor ruleset/format changing that will make a viable competitive game out of this horsepile.

the playerbase is fucking clueless and doesn't even seem to hear themselves shouting contradictions at the devs. these players, they still want two tanks, but they want someone else to play those tanks, but they also want tanks to be nerfed and to not dictate the meta, teehee~! yeah, good luck, assholes.

equally annoying are the amount of people who act like role queue is forced into every single mode instead of just quick-play and competitive. there's like, 12 other game modes, unironically, where you can pick whoever you want, including quick play classic which is literally just 2016-2019 overwatch and is available 24/7 rather than being on a rotation like the other arcade modes. i don't really get why this is blown up so much, the only explanation i can think of is people are genuinely talking out of their asses and haven't taken 30 seconds to look up if overwatch has modes that didn't add role lock.

i could go on but my Dairy Queen Flamethrower Stackburger with Onion Rings and a Diet Pepsi has arrived

I used to enjoy dunkey back in the day, but ever since he became more mainstream, its gotten really annoying that people will blindly follow what he says no matter how incorrect it is