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Trumble
05/01/22 4:10:43 AM
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$500,000, but you get murdered.


Note that this does not change when you will die; it only changes how. If you were going to live to 100, you still will, but instead of dying of old people stuff, someone will kill you at that time.

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Kim_Seong-a
05/01/22 4:12:41 AM
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Oh shit gimme that-

Trumble posted...
If you were going to live to 100, you still will,

Ah fuck off then <_<

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Looked gf
05/01/22 4:13:46 AM
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Whats the downside?

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GGuirao13
05/01/22 4:18:18 AM
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No deal.

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Trumble
05/02/22 3:00:02 AM
#5:


Bump.

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ZeroV2
05/02/22 3:09:45 AM
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Ehh idk. This is a good one tc. I dont really want to die a violent death

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bknight
05/02/22 3:10:27 AM
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Is death by snu snu murder?
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Trumble
05/02/22 3:11:23 AM
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ZeroV2 posted...
Ehh idk. This is a good one tc. I dont really want to die a violent death
It may or may not be violent. It could be that someone just poisons you or quickly snaps your neck in your sleep. On the other hand, it could be a psychopath who tortures you to death. All that's guaranteed is it will be a murder.

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MabusIncarnate
05/02/22 3:33:48 AM
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So let's say I take the money, does the universe create a murderer just for me? Who is this person that now must murder me in my final moment? Should they be punished for doing so if they never intended to? I may feel guilty about that part.

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Tom Clark
05/02/22 3:34:45 AM
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Win win tbh.

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dj1200
05/02/22 3:34:56 AM
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Nah

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Trumble
05/02/22 3:34:59 AM
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MabusIncarnate posted...
So let's say I take the money, does the universe create a murderer just for me? Who is this person that now must murder me in my final moment? Should they be punished for doing so if they never intended to? I may feel guilty about that part.
They won't get caught and will forget they did it. Unless they wanted and intended to murder you anyway.

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MabusIncarnate
05/02/22 3:35:42 AM
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Can I be thrown into a volcano as a possibility?

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Trumble
05/02/22 3:59:44 AM
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MabusIncarnate posted...
Can I be thrown into a volcano as a possibility?
As a possibility? Yes. That would count as a murder, so yes.

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MabusIncarnate
05/02/22 4:07:13 AM
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Deal!

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Kobe Bryant
05/02/22 4:18:59 AM
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500k isn't even that much money, and espeically not worth being 100x more paranoid than i already am

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ZeroV2
05/02/22 4:20:33 AM
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Kobe Bryant posted...
500k isn't even that much money, and espeically not worth being 100x more paranoid than i already am
but why be paranoid? Youre gonna die eventually to something, in this scenario that something just happens to be murder. Its basically confirming that your death is set into stone and theres nothing you can do to change it so it isnt worth worrying about

btw tc does this mean we automatically win any Russian roulette games we play?

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Trumble
05/02/22 4:22:10 AM
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ZeroV2 posted...
btw tc does this mean we automatically win any Russian roulette games we play?
No, it means either you'll be murdered during them, win, or survive losing.

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Kobe Bryant
05/02/22 4:22:34 AM
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ZeroV2 posted...
but why be paranoid? Youre gonna die eventually to something, in this scenario that something just happens to be murder. Its basically confirming that your death is set into stone and theres nothing you can do to change it so it isnt worth worrying about

btw tc does this mean we automatically win any Russian roulette games we play?

Knowing you'll be murdered by a person basically means you will never trust a person ever again because, you know, that whole getting murdered thing

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Naysaspace
05/02/22 4:29:12 AM
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i will make more than 500k in my remaining lifetime.

EZ NO

5 million? Well, that I'd consider

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Anony1125
05/02/22 4:32:08 AM
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Deal, and when I'm murdered TC can inherit all my money.

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ZeroV2
05/02/22 4:36:20 AM
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Naysaspace posted...
i will make more than 500k in my remaining lifetime.

EZ NO

5 million? Well, that I'd consider
But you live the same amount of timeyou would have literally the same life but with 500k extra

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Glob
05/02/22 4:38:18 AM
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Kobe Bryant posted...
Knowing you'll be murdered by a person basically means you will never trust a person ever again because, you know, that whole getting murdered thing

Not everybody wants to murder you. And it's not like you're immune to murder if you don't take the deal.

I don't really understand where you're coming from.
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Alteres
05/02/22 4:41:26 AM
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Glob posted...
Not everybody wants to murder you. And it's not like you're immune to murder if you don't take the deal.

I don't really understand where you're coming from.
...but you would always be wondering, are they going to be the one to do it?

I imagine it would get worse as you got old, you would start figuring it has to happen sooner rather than later at that point

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ZeroV2
05/02/22 4:45:35 AM
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Alteres posted...
...but you would always be wondering, are they going to be the one to do it?

I imagine it would get worse as you got old, you would start figuring it has to happen sooner rather than later at that point
Isnt that just death in general?

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pinky0926
05/02/22 4:51:49 AM
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I mean if you'd said it was a quick shot to the head I might have considered it. The idea of being tortured to death by a psychopath is too chilling.

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Alteres
05/02/22 4:53:43 AM
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ZeroV2 posted...
Isnt that just death in general?
Yeah, but there generally isnt an actual hooded figure for us to watch suspiciously and psych ourselves out over

...also kinda the point tbh

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Trumble
05/02/22 7:43:13 PM
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Bump again, since this seems to be a good one.

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Hoodroar
05/02/22 7:45:19 PM
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That would make my kill/death ratio 0-1 which is unacceptable.

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VitalGetPrank
05/02/22 7:48:57 PM
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Is it still murder if I ask someone to take me off life support? If so I'll take the money and die that way.

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Ving_Rhames
05/02/22 7:51:17 PM
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lol aight

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Puglia77
05/02/22 7:53:50 PM
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Alteres posted...
...but you would always be wondering, are they going to be the one to do it?

I imagine it would get worse as you got old, you would start figuring it has to happen sooner rather than later at that point
This is irrelevant to the question, if "they" are going to be the one to do it, you would have died that day anyway by something else that isn't from a person.

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Trumble
05/02/22 11:10:50 PM
#34:


VitalGetPrank posted...
Is it still murder if I ask someone to take me off life support? If so I'll take the money and die that way.
No. It would only be such if they did it illegally and without your consent.

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DrizztLink
05/03/22 12:53:03 AM
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I was going to spend the money on getting murdered anyway, this saves time.

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ToasterStrudeI
05/03/22 12:55:07 AM
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What if I put myself into a situation where my murderer cannot reach me? Will I live forever?

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Trumble
05/03/22 1:28:54 AM
#37:


ToasterStrudeI posted...
What if I put myself into a situation where my murderer cannot reach me? Will I live forever?
A different murderer will find a way. Maybe they even poisoned you before you got out of their reach, with a very slow acting poison.

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TentacleDemon
05/03/22 1:30:50 AM
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Sign me up. That's a house and anew car with some left over for a little fun. I'd make sure the house has solar to evem further reduce my monthly bills. Rent a room or two out and only have to work part time. That would be sweet.

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ToasterStrudeI
05/03/22 1:31:46 PM
#39:


Trumble posted...
A different murderer will find a way. Maybe they even poisoned you before you got out of their reach, with a very slow acting poison.
What if I accept the deal and live my life 100% avoiding anything that might murder me?

Or what if I try and kill myself? By throwing myself into a volcano?

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CE_gonna_CE
05/03/22 1:33:43 PM
#40:


Trumble posted...
Note that this does not change when you will die; it only changes how. If you were going to live to 100, you still will, but instead of dying of old people stuff, someone will kill you at that time.
Pass I guess. I anticipate dying of a heart attack or auto accident, so maybe it would depend on how I am murdered as to weigh that against those other 2 potential outcomes.

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Lost_All_Senses
05/03/22 1:36:24 PM
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bknight posted...
Is death by snu snu murder?

There's a lot of really bad ways this could be turned on you

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Cocytus
05/03/22 1:40:30 PM
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Leave it?
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Trumble
05/03/22 2:39:40 PM
#43:


CE_gonna_CE posted...
Pass I guess. I anticipate dying of a heart attack or auto accident, so maybe it would depend on how I am murdered as to weigh that against those other 2 potential outcomes.
You don't know in advance how.

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Ratchetrockon
05/03/22 2:41:05 PM
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nah not worth it

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