Current Events > Turbam is SUSPENDED!!

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CrimsonAngel
04/30/22 1:25:55 PM
#1:


https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/community/Turbam

;_;7

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GrandConjuraton
04/30/22 1:26:06 PM
#2:


Meh.

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ZeroV2
04/30/22 1:26:38 PM
#3:


oh noooooooooo :V

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UnholyMudcrab
04/30/22 1:27:47 PM
#4:


It turned out that Turbam was, in fact, next

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Spidey5
04/30/22 1:28:40 PM
#5:


Hopefully Turbam is next

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thronedfire2
04/30/22 1:32:14 PM
#6:


Was it for the demon girl butt topic?

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Calwings
04/30/22 1:34:48 PM
#7:


thronedfire2 posted...
Was it for the demon girl butt topic?

That's what I thought it might have been, but no, I didn't see any deleted posts in that topic.

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TheHoldSteady
04/30/22 1:35:35 PM
#8:


There goes Big Topic Turbam

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Veggeta_MAX
04/30/22 1:36:54 PM
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Poorly
04/30/22 1:47:40 PM
#10:


Poorly is next

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AldousIsDead
04/30/22 1:49:19 PM
#11:


Cameltoe again?

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AirFresh
04/30/22 1:51:51 PM
#12:


No, not my boy.....

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Ivynn
04/30/22 1:53:02 PM
#13:


He flew too close to the butts

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Zodd3224
04/30/22 1:53:09 PM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/3/3/0/AAaWQBAABRIq.jpg

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Poorly
04/30/22 1:55:44 PM
#15:


Ivynn posted...
He flew too close to the butts
He commit oshiri

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Srk700
04/30/22 2:04:43 PM
#16:


thronedfire2 posted...
Was it for the demon girl butt topic?

Looks like it was for the cat girl topic since I don't see it anymore.
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Spidey5
04/30/22 2:06:45 PM
#17:


Srk700 posted...
Looks like it was for the cat girl topic since I don't see it anymore

Mods are demon girl fans confirmed.

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TigerTarTheo
04/30/22 2:15:12 PM
#18:


A sad day for CE and pokemon topics

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Poorly
04/30/22 2:20:46 PM
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TigerTarTheo posted...
A sad day for CE and pokemon topics
When I died, the Kings will visit me. But when Turban get suspended, every CE users will mourn about him.

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NeonOctopus
04/30/22 2:30:58 PM
#20:


Nooooooo

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teep_
04/30/22 3:08:34 PM
#21:


CElute

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SSJ2GrimReaper
04/30/22 3:10:47 PM
#22:


what waifu pic got him sniped

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DespondentDeity
04/30/22 3:17:02 PM
#24:


Obviously lol

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NeonOctopus
04/30/22 3:18:10 PM
#25:


[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

Cant stop, wont stop!

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Poorly
04/30/22 3:20:25 PM
#26:


NeonOctopus posted...
Cant stop, wont stop!
Turbam is a dying breed. The world is shrinking. The blank edges of the map filled in. Turbam must find his place in the new world or perish.

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Flockaveli
04/30/22 3:21:00 PM
#27:


https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/0/1/1/AAdMiTAADL3D.jpg

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NeonOctopus
04/30/22 3:22:18 PM
#28:


The tighter you squeeze water, the harder it squirts out its confines

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SSJ2GrimReaper
04/30/22 3:25:45 PM
#29:


Every time Turbam is suspended, I feel sick to my stomach.

I have a custom script running on my PC that I commissioned a computer science student back in college to write, where it constantly refreshes GameFAQs to check the status of Turbam's account. If the script detects the status has changed to "Warned" or "Suspended", it will send a text alert / email (in case I don't have my phone) and I can immediately react.

This evening was an evening like any other. I was hanging out at my crib (street vernacular for "house") with some of my friends and we were watching Wednesday Night Football (we tape Monday Night Football and watch it on Wednesday) and drinking Mike's Hard Lemonade.

Let me tell you boys, we were are completely Hard (slang for drinking many Mike's Hard Lemonades) the entire time. I looked over at my buddy and I could see he had a Hard one right in the front of his pants! I thought that was funny because normally we put them on coasters on the table. I realized my own Mike's Hard was getting low and I said to my buddy "hey, can you toss me another Hard one?"

He informed me that we were all out and I'd have to get more Mike's Hards. I figured I could just have a swig of his and asked if I could put my mouth on his Hard one. He laughed, because we were both drunk and would normally never do this (because of germs; sharing a drink is disgusting), but eventually he gave in. I grabbed the smooth shaft of the bottle and just as I was about to put it in my mouth, my phone rang.

Turbam was Suspended.

I howled. I let out a howl so loud and piercing that it woke up my son. I normally make him go to bed on Wednesday nights at 5:30pm partially because I don't want him to see me getting Hard with other men (the kid doesn't need to be exposed to heavy drinking at his age) and also because he's an annoying little shit and is usually asking questions about football, as if he were a nerd or something.

Tears rolled down my cheeks. I didn't know what to do. I kept refreshing the GameFAQs page, hoping that this was some kind of mistake. Maybe some moderator was intending to remove a post praising the KKK but had accidentally clicked on the innocent Turbam link. Alas, this was not the case.

By this point, my friends were all visibly upset and I noticed they were trying to leave, even though we were only part of the way through the game. "No!" I screamed at the top of my lungs. I was inconsolable. I began thrashing about, throwing my collection of decorative throwing knives all over the crib (apartment). One knife struck my Native American friend, Big Bear Jim, in the neck. Blood gashed from his open wound, staining the carpet a deep red and splashing the walls. A sickly iron scent loomed in the air as Death claimed Big Bear Jim.

My son knew he needed to act quick. He reached into his pocket and pulled out a small crucifix. "Dad!" He yelled. "Remember how Christ died for your sins? Well, Turbam did the same thing. He will live in our hearts forever, and hopefully in 3 months he will rise again from the depths of purgatory and post wonderful stories about Japanese culture on CE again."

At that moment, I knew my son was right. My rage quelled. I tossed Big Bear Jim's corpse into the dumpster and put my son into the Punishment Closet, as he had broken one of my most important rules of the house (never make eye contact with me).

Anyway, I really just miss Turbam and I think the mods should reconsider his suspension.

tl;dr - free Turbam

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Kitt
04/30/22 3:25:48 PM
#30:


Free him

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NeonOctopus
04/30/22 3:26:12 PM
#31:


SSJ2GrimReaper posted...
Every time Turbam is suspended, I feel sick to my stomach.

I have a custom script running on my PC that I commissioned a computer science student back in college to write, where it constantly refreshes GameFAQs to check the status of Turbam's account. If the script detects the status has changed to "Warned" or "Suspended", it will send a text alert / email (in case I don't have my phone) and I can immediately react.

This evening was an evening like any other. I was hanging out at my crib (street vernacular for "house") with some of my friends and we were watching Wednesday Night Football (we tape Monday Night Football and watch it on Wednesday) and drinking Mike's Hard Lemonade.

Let me tell you boys, we were are completely Hard (slang for drinking many Mike's Hard Lemonades) the entire time. I looked over at my buddy and I could see he had a Hard one right in the front of his pants! I thought that was funny because normally we put them on coasters on the table. I realized my own Mike's Hard was getting low and I said to my buddy "hey, can you toss me another Hard one?"

He informed me that we were all out and I'd have to get more Mike's Hards. I figured I could just have a swig of his and asked if I could put my mouth on his Hard one. He laughed, because we were both drunk and would normally never do this (because of germs; sharing a drink is disgusting), but eventually he gave in. I grabbed the smooth shaft of the bottle and just as I was about to put it in my mouth, my phone rang.

Turbam was Suspended.

I howled. I let out a howl so loud and piercing that it woke up my son. I normally make him go to bed on Wednesday nights at 5:30pm partially because I don't want him to see me getting Hard with other men (the kid doesn't need to be exposed to heavy drinking at his age) and also because he's an annoying little shit and is usually asking questions about football, as if he were a nerd or something.

Tears rolled down my cheeks. I didn't know what to do. I kept refreshing the GameFAQs page, hoping that this was some kind of mistake. Maybe some moderator was intending to remove a post praising the KKK but had accidentally clicked on the innocent Turbam link. Alas, this was not the case.

By this point, my friends were all visibly upset and I noticed they were trying to leave, even though we were only part of the way through the game. "No!" I screamed at the top of my lungs. I was inconsolable. I began thrashing about, throwing my collection of decorative throwing knives all over the crib (apartment). One knife struck my Native American friend, Big Bear Jim, in the neck. Blood gashed from his open wound, staining the carpet a deep red and splashing the walls. A sickly iron scent loomed in the air as Death claimed Big Bear Jim.

My son knew he needed to act quick. He reached into his pocket and pulled out a small crucifix. "Dad!" He yelled. "Remember how Christ died for your sins? Well, Turbam did the same thing. He will live in our hearts forever, and hopefully in 3 months he will rise again from the depths of purgatory and post wonderful stories about Japanese culture on CE again."

At that moment, I knew my son was right. My rage quelled. I tossed Big Bear Jim's corpse into the dumpster and put my son into the Punishment Closet, as he had broken one of my most important rules of the house (never make eye contact with me).

Anyway, I really just miss Turbam and I think the mods should reconsider his suspension.

tl;dr - free Turbam
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Zodd3224
04/30/22 3:26:27 PM
#32:


NeonOctopus posted...
tight hard squirt


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Ivynn
04/30/22 3:27:25 PM
#33:


[LFAQs-redacted-quote]


But they don't post hentai (ok well Apherosy did get dangerously close lol), just cute/sexy pictures.

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The Catgirl Fondler
04/30/22 3:33:21 PM
#34:


Srk700 posted...


Looks like it was for the cat girl topic since I don't see it anymore.


Mods confirmed as absolute monsters.

Can't believe I ever considered becoming one, it would have required sacrificing my heart, soul, and chill.

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viewmaster_pi
04/30/22 3:35:34 PM
#35:


what was so bad about cat girl butts

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Poorly
04/30/22 3:37:16 PM
#36:


viewmaster_pi posted...
what was so bad about cat girl butts
Need more Pitbull girl butt's

@Vegy

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Calwings
04/30/22 4:17:35 PM
#38:


Mod banishing Turbam from CE for posting anime boobs/ass like

https://i.imgur.com/J0s5d6H.jpg

(note: I have no idea what actually got him suspended, I'm just assuming it was an anime boobs/ass pic that went a bit too far based on his past history)

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SDBZ
04/30/22 4:19:25 PM
#39:


Spidey5 posted...
Mods are demon girl fans confirmed.
Actually based

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thronedfire2
04/30/22 5:58:24 PM
#40:


Calwings posted...
That's what I thought it might have been, but no, I didn't see any deleted posts in that topic.

Im surprised, I thought some of those pics showed a little too much cameltoe for CE >_>

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Flauros
04/30/22 6:05:55 PM
#41:


This animephobia on this site needs to stop!

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kingdrake2
04/30/22 6:10:34 PM
#42:


thronedfire2 posted...
I thought some of those pics showed a little too much cameltoe for CE >_>


and nipple.

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The Catgirl Fondler
04/30/22 6:17:35 PM
#43:


Im surprised, I thought some of those pics showed a little too much cameltoe for CE >_>


and nipple.


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Scotty_Rogers
04/30/22 6:21:33 PM
#44:


Whenever I see his profile pic after seeing that he got suspended, all I can think of is "fair next"

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Tom Clark
04/30/22 6:22:53 PM
#45:


Ivynn posted...
He flew too close to the butts

A tail as old as time.

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GallisOTK
04/30/22 6:25:41 PM
#46:


Gotta be careful when handling volatile materials

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The_Korey
04/30/22 6:31:47 PM
#47:


Is there no justice in this world?? Fuck!

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Bestoffuture
04/30/22 7:44:14 PM
#48:


He had it coming

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NeonOctopus
05/01/22 1:18:31 AM
#49:


Flauros posted...
This animephobia on this site needs to stop!


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Poorly
05/01/22 2:03:43 AM
#50:


How much would like this waifu to be yours @NeonOctopus

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