Current Events > Twitter will no longer have a board of directors; just Elon

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JimmyFraska
04/29/22 5:45:22 PM
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Complete control
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gunplagirl
04/29/22 5:46:25 PM
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Source?

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divot1338
04/29/22 5:46:37 PM
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Twitter has never made a profit. Obviously this is a fool and his money situation.

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CableZL
04/29/22 5:47:29 PM
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It feels like Elon Musk jumped into this without doing a whole lot of research. We'll see how it goes, though.

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Questionmarktarius
04/29/22 5:51:34 PM
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COVxy
04/29/22 5:52:42 PM
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CableZL posted...
We'll see how it goes, though.

Lol.

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Irony
04/29/22 5:53:04 PM
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Considering the loan, Twitter not making near enough for the interest on the loan, and Tesla stock tanking I suspect Twitter won't be around much longer.

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Questionmarktarius
04/29/22 5:59:09 PM
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Irony posted...
Considering the loan, Twitter not making near enough for the interest on the loan, and Tesla stock tanking I suspect Twitter won't be around much longer.
If anything, I'd assume Elon's plan for "verifying all humans" is going to be "that blue checkmark costs money".
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Irony
04/29/22 6:00:06 PM
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Questionmarktarius posted...
If anything, I'd assume Elon's plan for "verifying all humans" is going to be "that blue checkmark costs money".
That's not going to cover it at all lol

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JimmyFraska
04/29/22 6:20:31 PM
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gunplagirl posted...
Source?
A twitter employee asked in the All Hands meeting that leaked. I'm too lazy to find the timestamp. But also

Its a private company he doesnt need a board now.
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CyricZ
04/29/22 6:23:51 PM
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"I am the Board" doesn't have the same ring as "I am the Senate".

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CableZL
04/29/22 6:55:08 PM
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COVxy posted...
Lol.
Yeah, I don't have confidence that this will go well for him... But we'll see

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JuanCarlos1
04/29/22 7:00:30 PM
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divot1338 posted...
Twitter has never made a profit. Obviously this is a fool and his money situation.

How are zombie companies allowed to exist for so long. Twitter was funded in 2006.

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Questionmarktarius
04/29/22 7:05:21 PM
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Irony posted...
That's not going to cover it at all lol
Maybe not for internet randos, but possibly for Wendy's.
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ToadallyAwesome
04/29/22 7:09:06 PM
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Sounds like the plot to a dumb movie in the 2000s. We dont need the companyjust the data the company has.

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gamepimp12
04/29/22 7:09:36 PM
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Is this real cause literally no body is talking about this on twitter

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ScazarMeltex
04/29/22 7:14:08 PM
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It's going to be privately owned. Why the fuck would it have a board?

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whitelytning
04/29/22 7:48:05 PM
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It isnt that uncommon for private companies to have boards. Boards serve a purpose for either public or private companies. Private companies that dont have them usually dont because the CEO thinks he knows better and doesnt want to slow down to run things by a board. That is my guess as to why he is doing it.

Plus, after the early attempts to prevent his takeover there was no way he would want to work with any of them. He was going to get rid of them all anyway. Hes a narcissist that has successfully built two giants beasts of companies. In his head a board Is unnecessary.

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Flauros
04/29/22 7:50:41 PM
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I wish he would buy out reddit and wipe the racist admins and literal groomer power mods

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Ving_Rhames
04/29/22 7:52:34 PM
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He's gonna have a loooot of work to do.

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Ivynn
04/29/22 7:54:41 PM
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ToadallyAwesome posted...
Sounds like the plot to a dumb movie in the 2000s. We dont need the companyjust the data the company has.

I always said "Elon Musk" sounds like a supervillain name but that's some supervillain shit right there. Now we need a real life James Bond or Batman to be his nemesis.

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uwnim
04/29/22 7:56:40 PM
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Im under the impression he fully understands that Twitter wont make money, but he likes using it enough that he felt like it was personally worth it

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TyVulpine
04/29/22 7:58:25 PM
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By law, a Board is required, though it various by state how many members are required.
https://www.thehartford.com/business-insurance/strategy/forming-board/does-your-business-need-board

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ellis123
04/29/22 8:05:59 PM
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/r/Teenager got outed a while back for being a literal groomer forum, he isn't using it the right-wing way.

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Ving_Rhames
04/29/22 8:09:57 PM
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Yeah, Reddit and Discord mods get hit with those stereotypes for a reason. >_>

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Shotgunnova
04/29/22 8:22:38 PM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/4/6/1/AABhrNAADLud.jpg

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6cc
04/29/22 8:26:36 PM
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https://youtu.be/su0XwTvqkDA

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The Wheelman1
04/29/22 8:31:37 PM
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I want to see how this turns out. Hopefully Twitter doesn't turn into a haven for Republicans.

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CyricZ
04/29/22 8:50:43 PM
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Shotgunnova posted...
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Well damn I nearly forgot about that game. >_>

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Flauros
04/29/22 8:57:26 PM
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Several subs have been outed as child grooming hot spots as well as specific mods. Most notably a group that offers to bring kids to their house and give them "girl juice injections"

As for the admins you have a "specific" admin that is quoted as saying "discrimination against whites will not be acted upon" after backlash, several users were banned for bringing it up.

Then you have power mods like n8thagr8 and awkwardtheturtle and their laundry list of shenanigans

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JimmyFraska
04/30/22 10:08:10 AM
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It was actually pretty hilarious. It was a known problem of adults on the r/teenager sub. Can't remember all the details, it's in some videos, but some other popular sub reddits came up with a tactic of banning r/teenager users from their reddits, citing them being teenagers, only to have a ton of those users be like "But I'm not even a teenager, I'm an adult!"

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Kim_Seong-a
04/30/22 10:28:18 AM
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So many r/teenagers threads make it to the front page its almost impossible to avoid. Occasionally I'm tempted to comment advice, but then I think, "nah fuck it, let them sort that shit out themselves" >_>

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Sad_Face
04/30/22 10:29:48 AM
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divot1338 posted...
Twitter has never made a profit. Obviously this is a fool and his money situation.

Being in control of one of the most influential information hubs was never priced in tbqh. It's a good deal.

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Scarecrow17
04/30/22 10:40:59 AM
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gamepimp12 posted...
Is this real cause literally no body is talking about this on twitter

This isnt being talked about anywhere besides CE and a Facebook shitpost

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