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Jabodie
04/28/22 11:46:54 PM
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How long are those bananas going to stay fresh? Like a week? There's no way he can eat all of those bananas before they go bad. He's just keeping them to be an asshole.

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Guerrilla Soldier
04/28/22 11:48:26 PM
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i thought DK being an asshole was canon

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kriztofer
04/29/22 12:02:49 AM
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There can only be one reason
banana bread

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HylianFox
04/29/22 12:04:51 AM
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DK also tried to rape Pauline and kill Mario

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FortuneCookie
04/29/22 12:10:17 AM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ByG6olpsPRk
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ClockworkHare
04/29/22 12:11:20 AM
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Donkey Kong is just bitter he didn't make the cut for the Star Fox squad when he's an ancient master of the barrel roll.

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Jabodie
04/29/22 12:31:25 AM
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FortuneCookie posted...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ByG6olpsPRk
Damn, I'm not original v_v

HylianFox posted...
DK also tried to rape Pauline and kill Mario
It was a different time.

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SSJKirby
04/29/22 12:33:10 AM
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HylianFox posted...
DK also tried to rape Pauline and kill Mario
that was Cranky

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XxKrazyChaosxX
04/29/22 12:35:05 AM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/7/4/0/AAKRjZAACrUs.jpg

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Jabodie
04/29/22 12:38:01 AM
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kriztofer posted...
There can only be one reason
banana bread
If this were the case, there would be hoards of other banana bread ingredients as well.

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pegusus123456
04/29/22 1:14:23 AM
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DK64 shows that the bananas are golden.

Donkey Kong isn't hoarding food, he's hoarding wealth.

K. Rool is a working class hero.

#eattherich

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WilliamPorygon
04/29/22 1:26:03 AM
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He's a bananaire

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