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kbelfisBACK
04/28/22 5:56:08 PM
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I'm also broke AF, got $2.82 on my debit card and nothing else

why is my life suffering y'all
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No_U_L7
04/28/22 5:56:46 PM
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that's plenty for a taco bell meal

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Gobstoppers12
04/28/22 5:58:13 PM
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Why would your ex leave you food though

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Dakimakura
04/28/22 5:58:31 PM
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Eating is for fat people

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CrimsonAngel
04/28/22 5:58:35 PM
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Have sex with his ex wife too

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Kurt_Russel
04/28/22 5:59:26 PM
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Gobstoppers12 posted...
Why would your ex leave you food though


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Weezy_Tha_Don
04/28/22 6:00:02 PM
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thats enough for like, 10 top ramen packs

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kbelfisBACK
04/28/22 6:00:43 PM
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No_U_L7 posted...
that's plenty for a taco bell meal
No taco bell around here :(

Gobstoppers12 posted...
Why would your ex leave you food though
I put the ex in quotes bc Im still not sure if we're 100% thru.

CrimsonAngel posted...
Have sex with his ex wife too
No thanks
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Gobstoppers12
04/28/22 6:01:54 PM
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kbelfisBACK posted...
I put the ex in quotes bc Im still not sure if we're 100% thru.
If he's out banging his ex wife you're probably through. Or at least should be.

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MabusIncarnate
04/28/22 6:01:57 PM
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Check the couch for crunchies

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Slayer_22
04/28/22 6:02:20 PM
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Do you get paid anytime soon? I'd see if you can fast track it if possible. Explain to your boss the situation and maybe they can give you a check in advance?

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Smackems
04/28/22 6:03:49 PM
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I'm in the hole by 100 bucks, which is better than the last two months. Moving on up!

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Strider102
04/28/22 6:04:11 PM
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This wouldn't have happened if you had a garden

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kbelfisBACK
04/28/22 6:04:57 PM
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Gobstoppers12 posted...
If he's out banging his ex wife you're probably through. Or at least should be.
yeah I mean that's what everybody says

Slayer_22 posted...
Do you get paid anytime soon? I'd see if you can fast track it if possible. Explain to your boss the situation and maybe they can give you a check in advance?
Tomorrow but I can't get an advance

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Sry goats

Smackems posted...
I'm in the hole by 100 bucks, which is better than the last two months. Moving on up!
I've been there bro sorry Abt that
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Jiggy101011
04/28/22 6:11:10 PM
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Start an OF, there's enough desperate guys on CE alone.

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Mr_Mushroom
04/28/22 6:14:09 PM
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follow some squirrels back to their nest and steal their walnuts

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CrimsonAngel
04/28/22 6:14:31 PM
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I get paid tomorrow too

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Blade_Trinity
04/28/22 6:50:36 PM
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Hahahaaaaaaaa

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AngelsNAirwav3s
04/28/22 6:53:27 PM
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kbelfisBACK posted...
I put the ex in quotes bc Im still not sure if we're 100% thru.

Hoooo boy

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Zikten
04/29/22 3:30:36 AM
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Dump his ass for real
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Letron_James
04/29/22 3:44:04 AM
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Should probably dump him and get your life back on track tbh

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ZeroV2
04/29/22 4:38:19 AM
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Drink coffee if you have it, makes the hunger pangs more manageable

spend a lot of time sleeping, also helps ignore hunger and depression

and yes drinking coffee and sleeping is not a good combo. Its best to chug the coffee quickly with some ice cubes and sleep before it kicks in

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Spidey5
04/29/22 4:40:36 AM
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https://youtu.be/TEpcymHYkEw

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loafy013
04/29/22 5:20:28 AM
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Eat ice cubes. Trick yourself that since you are chewing and swallowing, you must be eating food.

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Poorly
04/29/22 5:34:05 AM
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My queen, ur humble Knight poorly at ur service.

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