Current Events > So Elon bought twitter for $44b when it's only valued at $4b?

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zinezinzadan
04/26/22 9:40:18 PM
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If you're middle class and can't imagine yourself paying someone $4,000 cash to punch you in the throat 44 times, congrats, you're smarter than Elon.

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Irony
04/26/22 9:41:34 PM
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Keep in mind he didn't have anywhere near close to that he had to get a loan.

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Squall28
04/26/22 9:42:10 PM
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Where did you get $4b from? Market cap is 37.9B

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Naysaspace
04/26/22 9:43:41 PM
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is that book value?

when companies are acquired, its the market value that is paid. not book value.

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WingsOfGood
04/26/22 9:44:40 PM
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Irony posted...
Keep in mind he didn't have anywhere near close to that he had to get a loan.

Lmao
Wow
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TetsuoS2
04/26/22 9:52:05 PM
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I fucking hate Musk, but if you think that loss matters to someone with his net worth you're insane.

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Rathinor
04/26/22 9:54:18 PM
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Irony posted...
Keep in mind he didn't have anywhere near close to that he had to get a loan.
From what I heard he got it through margins on Tesla
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Irony
04/26/22 9:58:29 PM
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Rathinor posted...
From what I heard he got it through margins on Tesla
He got a leverage loan

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Sad_Face
04/26/22 9:59:05 PM
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Twitter is one of the most powerful information hubs in existence. You are severely underestimating its value and reach OP. Plus the he was willing to pay a premium at ~$54 or so per share to force them to sell the company to him.

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Vegy
04/26/22 10:06:40 PM
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I hope it goes da tumblr way where it was bought for 1.1 billion and den sold for 3 million lmao

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Romulox28
04/26/22 10:08:11 PM
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Rathinor posted...
From what I heard he got it through margins on Tesla

- $500M revolver
- $6.5B term loan
- $3B secured bridge loan
- $3B unsecured bridge loan
- $12.5B margin loan
- $21B equity commitment from Elon


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HylianFox
04/26/22 10:40:20 PM
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Cost to buy Twitter = $44 billion
Controlling the narrative = Priceless

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MagnusDJL
04/26/22 10:51:47 PM
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All for the sake of letting racists/sexists/anti-LGBTQ types get to whine and spread their bullshit on twitter.
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SauI_Goodman
04/26/22 10:52:30 PM
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He'll make it back in a week.

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Llaeto7
04/26/22 10:52:30 PM
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Irony posted...
Keep in mind he didn't have anywhere near close to that he had to get a loan.

I don't think you truly understand how to effectively use a loan.
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Hoodroar
04/26/22 10:54:31 PM
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He's already the richest dude, he doesn't have to focus purely on profit. Twitter wasn't selling without overpay.

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Payzmaykr
04/26/22 10:56:58 PM
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Alaska was sold for like $7m-$8m (present day equivalent of about $130m). Our nations largest state was bought for this much money and musk spends $44b on a website. Sorry, websight

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FL81
04/26/22 10:58:14 PM
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Payzmaykr posted...
Alaska was sold for like $7m-$8m (present day equivalent of about $130m). Our nations largest state was bought for this much money and musk spends $44b on a website. Sorry, websight
and to think that the very stable and smart Donald Trump couldn't even strike a deal for Greenland

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Bio1590
04/26/22 11:09:06 PM
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Hoodroar posted...
He's already the richest dude, he doesn't have to focus purely on profit. Twitter wasn't selling without overpay.

I mean he kind of needs it to profit

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ellis123
04/26/22 11:16:39 PM
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Bio1590 posted...
I mean he kind of needs it to profit
Not exactly, no. There have been plenty of right-wing grifters that have had massive media empires that have run at a loss for a long time. This is just the newest instance of one.

The real interesting stuff will be to see how he spins some of the stuff with respect to Twitter having just gotten saddled with a ton of debt. Will it just be a way to get out of taxes? Will we see him start making Twitter profitable? Will we see Trump go full pump-and-dump on Truth social? Only time will tell.

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ssj3vegeta
04/26/22 11:21:54 PM
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GoatKing posted...
He's going to run for president isn't he

when he buys da USA yea

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Krojen
04/26/22 11:34:22 PM
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Irony posted...
Keep in mind he didn't have anywhere near close to that he had to get a loan.
Because no one would ever keep that much in cash. It'd be eroded by taxes and inflation.

Mega billionaires do not buy things on loans because they are secretly poor. They buy things on loans because it dodges the most taxes. 40B is couch change for Elon.

Also wat is this topic. Twitter has been valued at 35-50 billion for like the past decade.

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SauI_Goodman
04/27/22 10:19:33 PM
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his doppelganger matt stafford can tho

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