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jpenny2 04/24/22 9:22:21 AM #1: |
*stubs toe* It's a critical hit! *leg is broken in three places* --- Fren Code: 2767-3374-3343 || IGN: Penny || TSV: 3067 || Sig NFT I hate sarcasm. I'm also not too fond of irony. | Permanently banned ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Irony 04/24/22 9:23:57 AM #3: |
You stub your toe on the shelf, but then it falls on you --- I am Mogar, God of Irony and The Devourer of Topics. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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pegusus123456 04/24/22 9:24:48 AM #4: |
They happen all the time in soccer if you're curious. --- http://i.imgur.com/Er6TT.gif http://i.imgur.com/Er6TT.gif http://i.imgur.com/Er6TT.gif So? I deeded to some gay porn. It doesn't mean anything. - Patty_Fleur ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Delta_Force 04/24/22 9:26:11 AM #5: |
"I like you too, as a friend". --- More Bush on Obama's Clinton! What the hell does "should of" mean? ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DespondentDeity 04/24/22 9:26:34 AM #6: |
Irony posted... You stub your toe on the shelf, but then it falls on you the vase shatters and slices your femoral artery. --- SHE: In black of night, a die is cast, heavens overflow with stars HER: All is light, all is ash, you must become just as you are ... Copied to Clipboard!
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jpenny2 04/24/22 9:29:18 AM #7: |
*has sex* It's a critical hit! *girlfriend in pregnant with twins* --- Fren Code: 2767-3374-3343 || IGN: Penny || TSV: 3067 || Sig NFT I hate sarcasm. I'm also not too fond of irony. | Permanently banned ... Copied to Clipboard!
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CrimsonAngel 04/24/22 9:31:02 AM #8: |
Sounds more like a critical miss --- https://i.imgur.com/5AWjPWT.png ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MJOLNRVII 04/24/22 9:31:08 AM #9: |
IRL crits are (un)lucky occurences I imagine. Like when someone falls just right and they suffer some horrible injury, or when a blow to the head from something that shouldn't kill someone does. --- https://i.imgtc.ws/WBp3VHL.gif https://i.imgtc.ws/aGc8opg.gif https://i.imgtc.ws/tQBwJ35.gif ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Ricemills 04/24/22 9:38:46 AM #10: |
that bouncer who killed a rowdy customer with one punch. --- You have the right to remain silent. Anything you posted will be misquoted, then be used against you. http://error1355.com/ce/Ricemills.html ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DespondentDeity 04/24/22 9:40:22 AM #11: |
MJOLNRVII posted... IRL crits are (un)lucky occurences I imagine. Like when someone falls just right and they suffer some horrible injury, or when a blow to the head from something that shouldn't kill someone does. Oh shit I got an example of the former. Guy was biking home drunk and fell and hit his side on a curb, got up and biked home. Died 12 days later from the internal hemorrhage, not really showing signs of lasting injury. --- SHE: In black of night, a die is cast, heavens overflow with stars HER: All is light, all is ash, you must become just as you are ... Copied to Clipboard!
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kriztofer 04/24/22 9:42:13 AM #12: |
Not sure about hit but I'm pretty sure this is a critical save https://youtube.com/shorts/-kG-oWQmdTw?feature=share --- A beloved member of the Gamefaqs message boards ... Copied to Clipboard!
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thronedfire2 04/24/22 10:19:15 AM #13: |
Like when I turn my head the wrong way and my neck hurts for the next few days? --- I could see you, but I couldn't hear you You were holding your hat in the breeze Turning away from me In this moment you were stolen... ... Copied to Clipboard!
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s0nicfan 04/24/22 10:21:07 AM #14: |
Like in boxing where if you hit someone just the right way in the jaw they pass out, or if you hit someone hard enough with a liver blow it can kill them. --- "History Is Much Like An Endless Waltz. The Three Beats Of War, Peace And Revolution Continue On Forever." - Gundam Wing: Endless Waltz ... Copied to Clipboard!
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FF_Redux 04/24/22 10:23:15 AM #15: |
Toe stubbing is always a critical hit imo --- http://i.imgur.com/hRsG4.jpg https://i.imgtc.com/zZQ38Hb.jpg http://i.imgur.com/Z4cir.gif http://i.imgur.com/qEyGS.gif https://imgur.com/37KDT ... Copied to Clipboard!
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hitokoriX 04/24/22 11:40:53 AM #16: |
IMO some of the stuff being described is a critical fail. Like if you go to get a book and a bookshelf falls on you, IMO that's a critical fail. A critical hit is like when the outcome is much better than you expected, so like in soccer if I kick the ball as hard as I can and it flies into the upper 90. --- Would you follow a blind man? I would if I was in the dark ... Copied to Clipboard!
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BuckVanHammer 04/24/22 11:44:08 AM #17: |
those are folks who spontaneously combusted --- Minimal, yet feature rich. https://imgur.com/bphehs8 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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-Unowninator- 04/24/22 11:48:38 AM #19: |
*cop shoots heart* A critical hit! It's super effective! Suspect [fainted]! --- Not changing this signature until I think of a better one. Stated 8/26/2021 Join the unknown: http://goo.gl/S75cmn ... Copied to Clipboard!
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