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Smackems
04/23/22 2:21:26 PM
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"hey dude come to this crawfish boil"

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Smackems
04/23/22 2:24:15 PM
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"dude modern country just isn't as good as the 90s"

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Southernfatman
04/23/22 2:27:58 PM
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Smackems posted...
"dude modern country just isn't as good as the 90s"

Modern country makes 90s country sound like 70s country.

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Smackems
04/23/22 2:32:36 PM
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Southernfatman posted...
Modern country makes 90s country sound like 70s country.
I understand this

Here's another one

"Mud ridin just ain't the same when you have kids"

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littlebro07
04/23/22 2:41:46 PM
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I make $35,000 a year so I can totally afford this lifted Dodge Ram Truck

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HovaRex
04/23/22 2:45:29 PM
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Crawfish boils are kinda fire tho.

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Machete
04/23/22 2:52:09 PM
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I've never had had crawfish, but my former uncle used them as bait when my whole extended family stayed at a lake. I remember it because he had a fish on the line and it got away, but then it swam up to boat and belched out pieces of crawfish exoskeleton like "hey thanks for the easy meal but fuck you if you though you were gonna catch me." It was the damnedest thing.

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The Popo
04/23/22 2:52:54 PM
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We met at the family reunion. First date went real good, I reckon.

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whitelytning
04/23/22 2:57:39 PM
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my college football team has the best recruiting class

I was about to head out to get some seafood to do a boil for dinner. No crawfish though. Too much work for too little food.

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SrRd_RacinG
04/23/22 3:04:06 PM
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"I saw them at night dumping Trump votes into the Mississippi!"

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What_
04/23/22 3:05:18 PM
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HovaRex posted...
Crawfish boils are kinda fire
This.

cajun dude I know does em

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AngelsNAirwav3s
04/23/22 3:05:56 PM
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Colorado isnt southern but we have a lot of annual crawfish broils, they are delicious

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Kobe Bryant
04/23/22 3:14:42 PM
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HovaRex posted...
Crawfish boils are kinda fire tho.

Who said they werent

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Smackems
04/23/22 3:20:26 PM
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littlebro07 posted...
I make $35,000 a year so I can totally afford this lifted Dodge Ram Truck
That's true down here tho lol

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Smackems
04/23/22 3:20:50 PM
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Kobe Bryant posted...
Who said they werent
Me. Shits gross af. The taters are ok tho

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SSJPurple
04/23/22 3:32:54 PM
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Im not a conmanservative but shit Im from the south and crawfish be slapping mane tf you on

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Southernfatman
04/23/22 3:33:02 PM
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Smackems posted...
Me. Shits gross af

I thought I was the only southerner who doesn't care for crawfish.

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Kitt
04/23/22 3:35:22 PM
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The Civil War was about our culture and that's it.

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Machete
04/23/22 3:37:26 PM
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I don't think I would like crawfish. I don't lobster or shrimp.

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Ivynn
04/23/22 3:37:48 PM
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I'm hungry for crawfish now.

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HovaRex
04/23/22 3:37:51 PM
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Crawfish and fried gator bites is a high quality lunch.

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Smackems
04/23/22 3:38:34 PM
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Southernfatman posted...


I thought I was the only southerner who doesn't care for crawfish.
Really seems that way sometimes lol if you don't like em

It's like the southern version of well done steak or whatever

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SSJPurple
04/23/22 3:40:57 PM
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Chicken fried steak

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Robot2600
04/23/22 3:43:30 PM
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starter pack:

lifted TRUCK
angry face
boat shoes

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Southernfatman
04/23/22 3:44:38 PM
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Smackems posted...
Really seems that way sometimes lol if you don't like em

It's like the southern version of well done steak or whatever

Yeah. Poeple look at you funny and go "Wuuuut? You don't like crawfish!? What's wrong with you boah!?"

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Dakimakura
04/23/22 3:46:18 PM
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Let's go Brandon

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Smackems
04/23/22 3:48:01 PM
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Robot2600 posted...
starter pack:

lifted TRUCK
angry face
boat shoes
Oakley's

Southernfatman posted...
Yeah. Poeple look at you funny and go "Wuuuut? You don't like crawfish!? What's wrong with you boah!?"
"Don't wanna go mud ridin on a four wheeler? The hell, you some sorta invalid?"

Lol the way they say invalid here is special

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SSJPurple
04/23/22 3:54:40 PM
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Smh yall realize the south has people that arent conservative redneck idiots right?

I know yall heard of creole or ffs some Cajun foods? Its southern but its not all a bunch of hillbillies in a pick up truck

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Smackems
04/23/22 3:57:47 PM
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SSJPurple posted...
Smh yall realize the south has people that arent conservative redneck idiots right?

I know yall heard of creole or ffs some Cajun foods? Its southern but its not all a bunch of hillbillies in a pick up truck
Tell me more

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Prodrivertn
04/23/22 4:17:34 PM
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Well done ce, I expected much worse in this thread.

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CrimsonAngel
04/23/22 4:18:32 PM
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"Lemme tell you about my truck"

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SSJPurple
04/23/22 4:21:12 PM
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Smackems posted...
Tell me more

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cajun_cuisine

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Creole_peoples

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Taharqa_
04/23/22 4:21:24 PM
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I love crawfish, ate 5 lbs last night. I can understand if folks don't like it, not everyone likes shellfish. Don't tell me you out sugar on grits though, that's just nasty

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Smackems
04/23/22 4:25:02 PM
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SSJPurple posted...
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cajun_cuisine

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Creole_peoples
Tldr

also I already know

Prodrivertn posted...
Well done ce, I expected much worse in this thread.
Why

Taharqa_ posted...
I love crawfish, ate 5 lbs last night. I can understand if folks don't like it, not everyone likes shellfish. Don't tell me you out sugar on grits though, that's just nasty
GROSS GRITS GROSS TOO. Well maybe not gross but they stupit

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Derwood
04/23/22 4:27:46 PM
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DUDE: "Roll Damn Tide!"

ME: "Oh, you went to Alabama?"

DUDE: "....."
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Smackems
04/23/22 8:57:08 PM
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"bud light is better than any of that fancy overpriced shit"

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MegaManXYZ123
04/23/22 8:58:37 PM
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Smackems posted...
"dude modern country just isn't as good as the 90s"

No, they definitely wouldn't say this
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Smackems
04/23/22 9:07:31 PM
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MegaManXYZ123 posted...
No, they definitely wouldn't say this
Lmao

Ok

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