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ZeroV2 04/23/22 3:20:56 AM #1:	THIS HALLOWEEN from the *sick, twisted mind of Adolf Hitler* some things. shot of a pentagram, shot of dogs howling, shot of a metal gear .should stay buried. skeletal hand emerges from grave anyone think this movie would make billions ? --- My cat's name is Lincoln. Say something nice about him!! <cite>ZeroV2 posted [p:964502344] in horror mov... [t:79995729]...</cite> <quote>THIS HALLOWEEN from the sick, twisted mind of Adolf Hitler some things. shot of a pentagram, shot of dogs howling, shot of a metal gear .should stay buried. skeletal hand emerges from grave anyone think this movie would make billions ? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
jpenny2 04/23/22 3:23:41 AM #2:	They thought he was dead... They were dead wrong. --- Fren Code: 2767-3374-3343 \|\| IGN: Penny \|\| TSV: 3067 \|\| Sig NFT I hate sarcasm. I'm also not too fond of irony. \| Permanently banned <cite>jpenny2 posted [p:964502372] in horror mov... [t:79995729]...</cite> <quote>They thought he was dead... They were dead wrong. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MarshallStack 04/23/22 3:44:11 AM #3:	roses are red violets are swell fuck shit piss ass damn hell --- "it's a flaming wonder, telepath" <cite>MarshallStack posted [p:964502525] in horror mov... [t:79995729]...</cite> <quote>roses are red violets are swell fuck shit piss ass damn hell </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
toadfan64 04/23/22 3:45:28 AM #4:	Then the movie ends up being PG13 with lame CGI blood and cutaways from all the cool death scenes --- Brawl FC - 5412-9555-6314 Also known as Toadfan64 <cite>toadfan64 posted [p:964502533] in horror mov... [t:79995729]...</cite> <quote>Then the movie ends up being PG13 with lame CGI blood and cutaways from all the cool death scenes</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LatifYahia 04/23/22 3:48:29 AM #5:	Evil dies tonight! <cite>LatifYahia posted [p:964502557] in horror mov... [t:79995729]...</cite> <quote>Evil dies tonight!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Aristoph 04/23/22 3:55:29 AM #6:	ZeroV2 posted... shot of a pentagram, shot of dogs howling, shot of a metal gear I read this line, and in my head I literally heard the alert noise from MGS and Snake coming in with "Metal Gear?!?" --- PSN ID: Aristoph https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCj5ydFYxnEODxpQeBswmiAA <cite>Aristoph posted [p:964502610] in horror mov... [t:79995729]...</cite> <quote>ZeroV2 posted... </cite> <quote>shot of a pentagram, shot of dogs howling, shot of a metal gear</quote> I read this line, and in my head I literally heard the alert noise from MGS and Snake coming in with "Metal Gear?!?" </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
GiftedACIII 04/25/22 12:21:05 AM #7:	lmao that's exactly how they're like --- </topic> <cite>GiftedACIII posted [p:964547354] in horror mov... [t:79995729]...</cite> <quote>lmao that's exactly how they're like</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Naysaspace 04/25/22 12:23:30 AM #8:	Then theres the "heavy smoker voice guy". ONE MAN ONE DAY WILL DO ANYTHING FOR HIS FAMILY THEIR DOG THIS MAN CAN'T RELY FED UP THEY WILL WISH THEY NEVER MET ONE MAN ONE DAY --- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XVkE2oJrxM8 <cite>Naysaspace posted [p:964547393] in horror mov... [t:79995729]...</cite> <quote>Then theres the "heavy smoker voice guy". ONE MAN ONE DAY WILL DO ANYTHING FOR HIS FAMILY THEIR DOG THIS MAN CAN'T RELY FED UP THEY WILL WISH THEY NEVER MET ONE MAN ONE DAY </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Zikten 04/25/22 12:24:17 AM #9:	jpenny2 posted... They thought he was dead... They were dead wrong. Germany made a comedy film called Look Whos Back where Hitler someone respawns in modern day Germany. He suddenly appears alive in the woods or something and is all confused <cite>Zikten posted [p:964547408] in horror mov... [t:79995729]...</cite> <quote>jpenny2 posted...</cite> <quote>They thought he was dead... They were dead wrong. </quote> Germany made a comedy film called Look Whos Back where Hitler someone respawns in modern day Germany. He suddenly appears alive in the woods or something and is all confused</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Turbam 04/25/22 12:24:29 AM #10:	Then the lead lady gets naked for some reason and the spooky man jumps out of the woods! --- ~snip (V)_(;,;)_(V) snip~ I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! https://imgur.com/p9Xvjvs <cite>Turbam posted [p:964547413] in horror mov... [t:79995729]...</cite> <quote>Then the lead lady gets naked for some reason and the spooky man jumps out of the woods! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Zikten 04/25/22 12:24:56 AM #11:	Naysaspace posted... Then theres the "heavy smoker voice guy". ONE MAN ONE DAY WILL DO ANYTHING FOR HIS FAMILY THEIR DOG THIS MAN CAN'T RELY FED UP THEY WILL WISH THEY NEVER MET ONE MAN ONE DAY In a world.... <cite>Zikten posted [p:964547419] in horror mov... [t:79995729]...</cite> <quote>Naysaspace posted...</cite> <quote>Then theres the "heavy smoker voice guy". ONE MAN ONE DAY WILL DO ANYTHING FOR HIS FAMILY THEIR DOG THIS MAN CAN'T RELY FED UP THEY WILL WISH THEY NEVER MET ONE MAN ONE DAY </quote> In a world....</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ZeroV2 04/25/22 12:26:12 AM #12:	Turbam posted... Then the lead lady gets naked for some reason and the spooky man jumps out of the woods! She bangs the geeky but smart guy who looks a lot like me and acts like me. Its awesome. But the girl dies. But the guy escapes because hes smarter than everyone else --- My cat's name is Lincoln. Say something nice about him!! <cite>ZeroV2 posted [p:964547444] in horror mov... [t:79995729]...</cite> <quote>Turbam posted... </cite> <quote>Then the lead lady gets naked for some reason and the spooky man jumps out of the woods!</quote>She bangs the geeky but smart guy who looks a lot like me and acts like me. Its awesome. But the girl dies. But the guy escapes because hes smarter than everyone else </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AsucaHayashi 04/25/22 12:38:49 AM #13:	i realized that horror movies is the only genre that gets away with showing shitty, mundane tasks in their entirety. "guy prepares for breakfast alone and sets up table" "opens up cupboard and gets cereal" "opens the fridge door which conveniently blocks the entire view behind" "spends 10 seconds perusing his fridge for milk" "looks at the expiration date" "finally closes the fridge door" "NOTHING HAPPENS BECAUSE IT WAS A FAKEOUT" "pours milk and eats breakfast" "while he's eating he hears a creaking noise" "......................" --- http://abload.de/img/pcgamingxtuvt.jpg http://i.imgur.com/9Yv0R2Z.jpg <cite>AsucaHayashi posted [p:964547666] in horror mov... [t:79995729]...</cite> <quote>i realized that horror movies is the only genre that gets away with showing shitty, mundane tasks in their entirety. "guy prepares for breakfast alone and sets up table" "opens up cupboard and gets cereal" "opens the fridge door which conveniently blocks the entire view behind" "spends 10 seconds perusing his fridge for milk" "looks at the expiration date" "finally closes the fridge door" "NOTHING HAPPENS BECAUSE IT WAS A FAKEOUT" "pours milk and eats breakfast" "while he's eating he hears a creaking noise" "......................" </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RchHomieQuanChi 04/25/22 12:50:27 AM #14:	Don't forget the obligatory jump scare at the end --- I have nothing else to say <cite>RchHomieQuanChi posted [p:964547852] in horror mov... [t:79995729]...</cite> <quote>Don't forget the obligatory jump scare at the end </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BuckVanHammer 04/25/22 12:53:58 AM #15:	i think the trailer narrator has kinda died right? i cant think of a recent trailer with a one... --- Minimal, yet feature rich. https://imgur.com/bphehs8 <cite>BuckVanHammer posted [p:964547910] in horror mov... [t:79995729]...</cite> <quote>i think the trailer narrator has kinda died right? i cant think of a recent trailer with a one... </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnholyMudcrab 04/25/22 1:00:51 AM #16:	BuckVanHammer posted... i think the trailer narrator has kinda died right? i cant think of a recent trailer with a one... It got pretty thoroughly parodied into irrelevance, and Don LaFontaine, the guy who always did them, died in 2008. --- http://i.imgur.com/VeNBg.gif http://i.imgur.com/gd5jC8q.gif http://i.imgur.com/PKIy7.gif http://i.imgur.com/3p29JqP.gif <cite>UnholyMudcrab posted [p:964548015] in horror mov... [t:79995729]...</cite> <quote>BuckVanHammer posted... </cite> <quote>i think the trailer narrator has kinda died right? i cant think of a recent trailer with a one...</quote>It got pretty thoroughly parodied into irrelevance, and Don LaFontaine, the guy who always did them, died in 2008. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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