Current Events > JLO demands "4 sex sessions a week"

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Joeydollaz
04/22/22 4:52:57 PM
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Can Ben handle that, the engagement details are wild.

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Unsugarized_Foo
04/22/22 4:53:26 PM
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Does it say with who

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KamenRiderBlade
04/22/22 4:53:33 PM
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Seriously, only 4?

That's weak sauce.

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Blo
04/22/22 4:53:46 PM
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So do I

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Joeydollaz
04/22/22 4:55:03 PM
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KamenRiderBlade posted...
Seriously, only 4?

That's weak sauce.

She is 50

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KamenRiderBlade
04/22/22 4:56:26 PM
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Joeydollaz posted...
She is 50
She can handle more, I'm sure it's Ben who can't keep up

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Suolevram
04/22/22 4:57:34 PM
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Unsugarized_Foo posted...
Does it say with who
Coooooooold Blooooooooded

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CableZL
04/22/22 5:03:57 PM
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GawainNerevar
04/22/22 5:08:01 PM
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CableZL posted...
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HovaRex
04/22/22 5:09:44 PM
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Lol I don't even jerk off 4 times a week.

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Master Kazuya
04/22/22 5:10:17 PM
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A whole dang session? Sign me up

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MI4 REAL
04/22/22 5:10:23 PM
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Waiting For Tonight.

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Lordgold666
04/22/22 5:12:26 PM
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Imagine plowing j-lo wearing a have heart shirt

Very cool

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PatrickMahomes
04/22/22 5:15:42 PM
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sorry but that's too much. as much as people like to glamorize sex, once you're having it on a regular basis, it isn't that special. once a week IMO is ideal.

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GawainNerevar
04/22/22 5:16:13 PM
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PatrickMahomes posted...
sorry but that's too much. as much as people like to glamorize sex, once you're having it on a regular basis, it isn't that special. once a week IMO is ideal.
Tell me you've never had sex without telling me you've never had sex

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HovaRex
04/22/22 5:20:55 PM
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GawainNerevar posted...
Tell me you've never had sex without telling me you've never had sex

Nah dude is 100% right.

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GawainNerevar
04/22/22 5:21:46 PM
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HovaRex posted...
Nah dude is 100% right.
I'm sorry for both you and your partners

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VandorLee
04/22/22 5:25:14 PM
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GawainNerevar posted...
Tell me you've never had sex without telling me you've never had sex

Shut the fuck up. Take this shit back to tiktok. The irony of that statement......

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HovaRex
04/22/22 5:25:24 PM
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GawainNerevar posted...
I'm sorry for both you and your partners

And I'm sorry for your hand.

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GawainNerevar
04/22/22 5:27:22 PM
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VandorLee posted...
Shut the fuck up. Take this shit back to tiktok. The irony of that statement......

HovaRex posted...
And I'm sorry for your hand.

Lol lame comeback aside, my ex and I were doing it anywhere from 1-3 times a day for the first year or year and a half we were together. After that it normalized to about 3 times per week, sometimes 4 depending on the week. Maybe I just have a high sex drive and I've been lucky to find people who are compatible, but one time a week is a boring and dead bedroom, sorry.

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VandorLee
04/22/22 5:28:40 PM
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GawainNerevar posted...
Lol lame comeback aside, my ex and I were doing it anywhere from 1-3 times a day for the first year or year and a half we were together. After that it normalized to about 3 times per week, sometimes 4 depending on the week. Maybe I just have a high sex drive and I've been lucky to find people who are compatible, but one time a week is a boring and dead bedroom, sorry.

Just like your mother.

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GawainNerevar
04/22/22 5:29:27 PM
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VandorLee posted...
Just like your mother.
My mother is alive and definitely not a boring person. This is getting sad lmao

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HovaRex
04/22/22 5:29:33 PM
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GawainNerevar posted...
Lol lame comeback aside, my ex and I were doing it anywhere from 1-3 times a day for the first year or year and a half we were together. After that it normalized to about 3 times per week, sometimes 4 depending on the week. Maybe I just have a high sex drive and I've been lucky to find people who are compatible, but one time a week is a boring and dead bedroom, sorry.

You want my comeback? Check your ex's mouth.

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GawainNerevar
04/22/22 5:30:07 PM
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Damn I really triggered people ITT apparently lmao. Sorry y'all's sex life sucks

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VandorLee
04/22/22 5:30:28 PM
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GawainNerevar posted...
My mother is alive and definitely not a boring person. This is getting sad lmao

Ive never had to explain a "your mother" joke before. Wow.

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Shablagoo
04/22/22 5:33:49 PM
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VandorLee posted...
Just like your mother.

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AdrianBeterson
04/22/22 5:34:56 PM
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4 times a week isnt even that much.

Friday night, Saturday morning, Saturday night and Sunday morning is already 4 times.

Then you get 4 days off if you want. Its pretty low imo.

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Irony
04/22/22 5:36:22 PM
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4 years ago I could jerk off like 5 times a day. Now it's once and fall asleep.

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HovaRex
04/22/22 5:38:08 PM
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GawainNerevar posted...
Damn I really triggered people ITT apparently lmao. Sorry y'all's sex life sucks

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GawainNerevar
04/22/22 5:39:18 PM
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HovaRex posted...
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Like I said

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Giblet_Enjoyer
04/22/22 5:40:46 PM
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GawainNerevar posted...
Lol lame comeback aside, my ex and I were doing it anywhere from 1-3 times a day
Was it your girlfriend initiating or was it you though?

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GawainNerevar
04/22/22 5:42:05 PM
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Giblet_Enjoyer posted...
Was it your girlfriend initiating or was it you though?
Both.

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HovaRex
04/22/22 5:43:26 PM
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GawainNerevar posted...
Like I said

What'd you say? Make it make sense...

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GawainNerevar
04/22/22 5:44:04 PM
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HovaRex posted...
What'd you say? Make it make sense...
If you think 1 time a week is enough or that people getting more are lying, you have a boring sex life and I'm sorry for it

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Forest_Temple
04/22/22 5:45:22 PM
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GawainNerevar posted...
Both.
"Come on babe, pleaseeeee"

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VandorLee
04/22/22 5:45:34 PM
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Bens 49. I dont want a marital demand at 49 to be a specified number of times to have sex a week.

Even at 35 my drives much lower than it was and its great.

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Lorenzo_2003
04/22/22 5:45:43 PM
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Wait, are you guys actually saying that four times a week is too much, even undesirable?

Please, please find a partner you are attracted to. The difference is night and day compared to someone youre just kinda sorta attracted to. Four times a week would be the bare minimum.

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Returning_CEmen
04/22/22 5:46:02 PM
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  • JLo is like a lioness. If the male cant keep up she starts biting their genitals

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Gamerguymass
04/22/22 5:50:01 PM
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The fact that I have to agree with Rebel about something makes me sad. Once a week is more than enough? Seriously, are you guys in your 60s? At the least you should ask you doctor to be tested for Low T. I'm actually being serious with that one. Unless very old, generally men not having a desire for sex is a sign of low testosterone or some type of hormonal imbalance.

Anyway, I never liked Jennifer Lopez. She has always been a stuck up bitch who thought she was more important then she actually was. I mean literally the most famous thing she has ever done is date Ben Affleck.

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Lorenzo_2003
04/22/22 5:54:04 PM
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Gamerguymass posted...
Anyway, I never liked Jennifer Lopez. She has always been a stuck up bitch who thought she was more important then she actually was. I mean literally the most famous thing she has ever done is date Ben Affleck.

No, no, no.

She used to have a little, but now she has a lot. Shes still Jenny from the block.

I agree with everything you said btw.

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HovaRex
04/22/22 5:57:50 PM
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GawainNerevar posted...
If you think 1 time a week is enough or that people getting more are lying, you have a boring sex life and I'm sorry for it

No, I don't think everyone is lying. I think you're lying. Heres the thing, for some people it's more than enough. I used to be in my 20s and, I had sex 5-6 times a week too.

Now I'm 32, and married. I've been with the same woman for nearly a decade. We've probably had sex 3-4 thousand times.

The whole bragging about your high sex drive, and how much you used to get, kinda makes me assume the opposite.

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NeonOctopus
04/22/22 6:00:29 PM
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I would give her 12 if she asked

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Ivynn
04/22/22 6:01:06 PM
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CableZL posted...
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Blue_Inigo
04/22/22 6:01:54 PM
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CableZL posted...
I volunteer as tribute


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Shablagoo
04/22/22 6:02:08 PM
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NeonOctopus posted...
I would give her 12 if she asked

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GawainNerevar
04/22/22 6:04:06 PM
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Forest_Temple posted...
"Come on babe, pleaseeeee"
Really gonna out yourself like that huh

Lorenzo_2003 posted...
Wait, are you guys actually saying that four times a week is too much, even undesirable?

Please, please find a partner you are attracted to. The difference is night and day compared to someone youre just kinda sorta attracted to. Four times a week would be the bare minimum.
Thank you! lmao. Feel like Im' in the fucking Upside Down itt

Gamerguymass posted...
The fact that I have to agree with Rebel about something makes me sad. Once a week is more than enough? Seriously, are you guys in your 60s? At the least you should ask you doctor to be tested for Low T. I'm actually being serious with that one. Unless very old, generally men not having a desire for sex is a sign of low testosterone or some type of hormonal imbalance.
^^^ This. Sometimes the stars align and we're on the same page lol. A lot of CE are probably also out of shape (not saying fat necessarily) which can affect sex drive too.

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SSJ2GrimReaper
04/22/22 6:04:56 PM
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what does ja rule think about this tho

we need to know

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GawainNerevar
04/22/22 6:24:19 PM
#49:


HovaRex posted...
No, I don't think everyone is lying. I think you're lying. Heres the thing, for some people it's more than enough. I used to be in my 20s and, I had sex 5-6 times a week too.

Now I'm 32, and married. I've been with the same woman for nearly a decade. We've probably had sex 3-4 thousand times.

The whole bragging about your high sex drive, and how much you used to get, kinda makes me assume the opposite.
You can think what you like lol. I'm currently single, so I'm not getting it much atm aside from dating app hookups (it's been a couple months atm). But every woman I've been in a relationship with has, luckily, had a really compatible sex drive Idk what to tell you or why that upsets you. Contrary to what a lot of people here seem to believe, women want sex just as much as men do.

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Zeeak4444
04/22/22 6:30:50 PM
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GawainNerevar posted...
You can think what you like lol. I'm currently single, so I'm not getting it much atm aside from dating app hookups (it's been a couple months atm). But every woman I've been in a relationship with has, luckily, had a really compatible sex drive Idk what to tell you or why that upsets you. Contrary to what a lot of people here seem to believe, women want sex just as much as men do.

it just sounds like your longest relationship was like a year or something tbh.


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