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tremain07
04/21/22 8:50:43 PM
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The toilet got replaced today and....they didn't finish the job the water isn't flowing into it so it doesn't work. I currently have been holding it in since 5 pm with no relief in sight, things are starting to hurt. They'll be back tomorrow at god knows what time to finish installing but in the mean time what am I to do? It's not a number one, it's not a number two, it's a number three! I have work tomorrow! How am I suppose to sleep like this?! SUGGESTIONG NOW!

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Robot2600
04/21/22 8:51:28 PM
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go to fast food place and shit there, duh

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SSJ2GrimReaper
04/21/22 8:51:38 PM
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ask a neighbor if you can kindly nuke their fuckin toilet

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SauI_Goodman
04/21/22 8:53:14 PM
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Just go in your kitchen sink and use the disposal.

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kage_53
04/21/22 8:53:35 PM
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Do it on an annoying neighbors lawn.
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Weezy_Tha_Don
04/21/22 8:53:52 PM
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shit in the tub and stomp it down the drain

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DrizztLink
04/21/22 8:54:14 PM
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If you rent, shit on your landlord's doorstep.

If you own the house, shit in the bank lobby.

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tremain07
04/21/22 8:56:53 PM
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Robot2600 posted...
go to fast food place and shit there, duh
none of the places withing walking/running distance have a bathroom open to the public

SSJ2GrimReaper posted...
ask a neighbor if you can kindly nuke their fuckin toilet
me and the neighbors aren't on speaking terms

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I was gonna do this and low and behold! OUT OF TRASH BAGS!!

SauI_Goodman posted...
Just go in your kitchen sink and use the disposal.
We don't have one


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tremain07
04/21/22 9:01:09 PM
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......whelp I'm out of time. To be continued as I try to get to sleep for work in the morning f my life

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SSJ2GrimReaper
04/21/22 9:01:52 PM
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TC clenching for dear life rn

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AloneIBreak
04/21/22 9:12:37 PM
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This is years of practical experience on full display.

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Pitlord_Special
04/21/22 9:17:25 PM
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Are you sure they didn't just forget to turn the water supply valve on after they installed it? I'd check to see if the hose is connected, and if so, turn the valve to see if it works.

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tremain07
04/21/22 9:25:21 PM
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Update I filled the toilet tank up with water and worked like normal. Bowels cleansed body clam. Thank you Google

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tremain07
04/21/22 9:26:47 PM
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Fuck you auto correct

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DrizztLink
04/21/22 9:27:58 PM
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tremain07 posted...
Bowels cleansed body clam.
my dude shit out his entire vocabulary

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ScazarMeltex
04/21/22 9:35:00 PM
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Go to a gas station or fast food place.

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