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IdiotMachine 04/19/22 6:43:55 PM #1:	Topic. Yes. No. Topic. - Results (88 votes) Yes. 86.36% (76 votes) 76 No. 13.64% (12 votes) 12 When, where, and what happened? --- https://i.imgur.com/XNEdLrJ.png <cite>IdiotMachine posted [p:964414691] in Have you e... [t:79991490]...</cite> <quote> Topic. Yes. No. Vote View Results Topic. - Results (88 votes) Yes. 86.36% (76 votes) 76 No. 13.64% (12 votes) 12 Show Voting Form When, where, and what happened? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
K181 04/19/22 6:45:52 PM #2:	About three or four years ago I sneezed really hard and accidentally dropped a tiny load. I was thankfully at home and was able to change without issue. --- Irregardless, for all intensive purposes, I could care less. <cite>K181 posted [p:964414738] in Have you e... [t:79991490]...</cite> <quote>About three or four years ago I sneezed really hard and accidentally dropped a tiny load. I was thankfully at home and was able to change without issue. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CrimsonAngel 04/19/22 6:46:08 PM #3:	Yea --- https://i.imgur.com/5AWjPWT.png <cite>CrimsonAngel posted [p:964414749] in Have you e... [t:79991490]...</cite> <quote>Yea </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NeonOctopus 04/19/22 6:47:10 PM #4:	A bunch of times lol. Shit happens >_> --- http://i.imgur.com/nlaY1qH.jpg http://i.imgur.com/zHJ1OCo.gif http://i.imgur.com/btBPP4E.jpg http://i.imgur.com/1B3bMHw.gif https://i.imgur.com/2aof3ao.jpg <cite>NeonOctopus posted [p:964414770] in Have you e... [t:79991490]...</cite> <quote>A bunch of times lol. Shit happens >_> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lokison 04/19/22 6:48:30 PM #5:	Most definitely. Real men shit their pants. --- Word from the wise: Don't run in the shower. <cite>Lokison posted [p:964414811] in Have you e... [t:79991490]...</cite> <quote>Most definitely. Real men shit their pants. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Robot2600 04/19/22 6:52:01 PM #7:	it was a wet fart --- ( o _o) <cite>Robot2600 posted [p:964414920] in Have you e... [t:79991490]...</cite> <quote>it was a wet fart </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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CrimsonAngel 04/19/22 6:52:45 PM #9:	[LFAQs-redacted-quote] Well I was in kindergarten at the time --- https://i.imgur.com/5AWjPWT.png <cite>CrimsonAngel posted [p:964414944] in Have you e... [t:79991490]...</cite> <quote><cite>[LFAQs-redacted-quote]</cite> Well I was in kindergarten at the time </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
6cc 04/19/22 6:52:55 PM #10:	Everyone has --- This is an trolling account. <cite>6cc posted [p:964414950] in Have you e... [t:79991490]...</cite> <quote>Everyone has </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NeonOctopus 04/19/22 6:53:48 PM #11:	CrimsonAngel posted... Well I was in kindergarten at the time I've done it twice as an adult lol --- http://i.imgur.com/nlaY1qH.jpg http://i.imgur.com/zHJ1OCo.gif http://i.imgur.com/btBPP4E.jpg http://i.imgur.com/1B3bMHw.gif https://i.imgur.com/2aof3ao.jpg <cite>NeonOctopus posted [p:964414975] in Have you e... [t:79991490]...</cite> <quote>CrimsonAngel posted... </cite> <quote>Well I was in kindergarten at the time</quote>I've done it twice as an adult lol </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
EmbraceOfDeath 04/19/22 6:57:42 PM #12:	Anyone who says they've never even sharted is full of shit. --- No more shall man have wings to bear him to paradise. Henceforth, he shall walk. <cite>EmbraceOfDeath posted [p:964415076] in Have you e... [t:79991490]...</cite> <quote>Anyone who says they've never even sharted is full of shit. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Tyranthraxus 04/19/22 6:58:58 PM #13:	EmbraceOfDeath posted... Anyone who says they've never even sharted is full of shit. I c wut u did thar --- It says right here in Matthew 16:4 "Jesus doth not need a giant Mecha." https://i.imgur.com/dQgC4kv.jpg <cite>Tyranthraxus posted [p:964415110] in Have you e... [t:79991490]...</cite> <quote>EmbraceOfDeath posted... </cite> <quote>Anyone who says they've never even sharted is full of shit.</quote> I c wut u did thar </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CactusCat 04/19/22 6:59:21 PM #14:	on purpose when i was 5 or 6, i was proving a point to my teacher. i had to "sit on the wall" for the next week at recess. --- the most ignored, most PG & family friendly, lowest selfesteem poster who also has a great body, and 3 time winner of the annual 'least replies award' on CE <cite>CactusCat posted [p:964415120] in Have you e... [t:79991490]...</cite> <quote>on purpose when i was 5 or 6, i was proving a point to my teacher. i had to "sit on the wall" for the next week at recess. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
unclekoolaid73 04/19/22 7:00:11 PM #15:	I've farted and gotta little more than i bargained for. <cite>unclekoolaid73 posted [p:964415145] in Have you e... [t:79991490]...</cite> <quote>I've farted and gotta little more than i bargained for. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MabusIncarnate 04/19/22 7:01:20 PM #16:	I legit never have in my adult life --- I'll remain unperturbed by the joy and the madness that I encounter everywhere I turn Slayer_22 picked waifu - https://ibb.co/WD8p1Kz <cite>MabusIncarnate posted [p:964415175] in Have you e... [t:79991490]...</cite> <quote>I legit never have in my adult life </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
kingdrake2 04/19/22 7:01:41 PM #17:	i tried to make it to the toilet in time. ended up shatting myself seconds from sitting on the throne to relieve myself. had to wash that pair of pants. it was everywhere. --- Explorers In The Further Regions Of Experience, demons to some, Angels To Others: Pinhead <cite>kingdrake2 posted [p:964415184] in Have you e... [t:79991490]...</cite> <quote>i tried to make it to the toilet in time. ended up shatting myself seconds from sitting on the throne to relieve myself. had to wash that pair of pants. it was everywhere.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MrToothHasYou 04/19/22 7:05:34 PM #18:	Far as Im concerned youre not a real adult until youve gone through the experience of shitting yourself and having to handle that. --- An Injury to One is an Injury to All https://iww.org/ <cite>MrToothHasYou posted [p:964415286] in Have you e... [t:79991490]...</cite> <quote>Far as Im concerned youre not a real adult until youve gone through the experience of shitting yourself and having to handle that. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CactusCat 04/19/22 7:07:54 PM #19:	oh wait, i also accidentally shit (shat?) myself on a ride at disney world when i was a kid. --- the most ignored, most PG & family friendly, lowest selfesteem poster who also has a great body, and 3 time winner of the annual 'least replies award' on CE <cite>CactusCat posted [p:964415339] in Have you e... [t:79991490]...</cite> <quote>oh wait, i also accidentally shit (shat?) myself on a ride at disney world when i was a kid. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
IdiotMachine 04/19/22 8:37:05 PM #20:	CrimsonAngel posted... Well I was in kindergarten at the time Too late for me to edit the OP, but I meant this as an adult. --- https://i.imgur.com/XNEdLrJ.png <cite>IdiotMachine posted [p:964417603] in Have you e... [t:79991490]...</cite> <quote>CrimsonAngel posted... </cite> <quote>Well I was in kindergarten at the time</quote>Too late for me to edit the OP, but I meant this as an adult. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LeoRavus 04/19/22 8:39:04 PM #21:	Yeah I thought I just farted but then it felt really hot and I was like the air shouldn't be trapped like that --- This is where cool people write stuff. <cite>LeoRavus posted [p:964417659] in Have you e... [t:79991490]...</cite> <quote>Yeah I thought I just farted but then it felt really hot and I was like the air shouldn't be trapped like that </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Wetterdew 04/19/22 8:39:42 PM #22:	I was told to drink as much water as possible. I was driving on my way with a body totally full of water. When I sharted and squirted some of it out through my butt. <cite>Wetterdew posted [p:964417680] in Have you e... [t:79991490]...</cite> <quote>I was told to drink as much water as possible. I was driving on my way with a body totally full of water. When I sharted and squirted some of it out through my butt. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
modena 04/19/22 8:39:59 PM #23:	About 5 months ago I rushed home after work to take a shit, pants down and my mind was like "open the gates!!!"...soon as I sat down I realized I needed to grab toilet paper...didn't make it back in time. That was a long shower. --- I'm surrounded <cite>modena posted [p:964417683] in Have you e... [t:79991490]...</cite> <quote>About 5 months ago I rushed home after work to take a shit, pants down and my mind was like "open the gates!!!"...soon as I sat down I realized I needed to grab toilet paper...didn't make it back in time. That was a long shower. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
littlebro07 04/19/22 8:42:09 PM #24:	Yeah I had really bad food poisoning and as I was projectile vomiting into the toilet with so much force that it was splashing back into my face, I projectile diarrhead all over my favorite pajama pants --- https://i.imgtc.com/MGGa6Os.gif <cite>littlebro07 posted [p:964417739] in Have you e... [t:79991490]...</cite> <quote>Yeah I had really bad food poisoning and as I was projectile vomiting into the toilet with so much force that it was splashing back into my face, I projectile diarrhead all over my favorite pajama pants </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Time 04/19/22 8:44:31 PM #25:	I did a year or two ago and I was like wtf at the time because sharting was always a thing I had heard about but never really did myself. It hasn't happened since but it was really weird not even sure what was different if anything about my diet in that time period. --- http://karma.hardcore-tm.com - GameFAQs Karma Calculator. <cite>Time posted [p:964417792] in Have you e... [t:79991490]...</cite> <quote>I did a year or two ago and I was like wtf at the time because sharting was always a thing I had heard about but never really did myself. It hasn't happened since but it was really weird not even sure what was different if anything about my diet in that time period. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Irony 04/19/22 8:45:54 PM #26:	https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/9/7/1/AAej3BAAAVO7.jpg --- I am Mogar, God of Irony and The Devourer of Topics. <cite>Irony posted [p:964417833] in Have you e... [t:79991490]...</cite> <quote>https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/9/7/1/AAej3BAAAVO7.jpg </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Homeless_Waifu 04/19/22 8:45:58 PM #27:	Not once... I always use the public bathroom --- I bought the Taito Egret II Mini just to play puchi carat <cite>Homeless_Waifu posted [p:964417835] in Have you e... [t:79991490]...</cite> <quote>Not once... I always use the public bathroom </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TentacleDemon 04/19/22 8:46:48 PM #28:	I sleep nude. Got up one morning, standing in front of my closet to grab clothes for the day. Felt like I had a nice big, first fart of the day. Pushed nice and hard to really blast it out. Unbeknownst to me I was filled with mud and it just spewed out of me. Hit the light grey carpet between my feet, splashed all over my feet and ankles, making one hell of a mess. Everything was fine before I went to bed. I had no indication that my insides were full of sludge waiting to escape. I managed to clean it up real good though. No stain where that putrid mess landed. <cite>TentacleDemon posted [p:964417854] in Have you e... [t:79991490]...</cite> <quote>I sleep nude. Got up one morning, standing in front of my closet to grab clothes for the day. Felt like I had a nice big, first fart of the day. Pushed nice and hard to really blast it out. Unbeknownst to me I was filled with mud and it just spewed out of me. Hit the light grey carpet between my feet, splashed all over my feet and ankles, making one hell of a mess. Everything was fine before I went to bed. I had no indication that my insides were full of sludge waiting to escape. I managed to clean it up real good though. No stain where that putrid mess landed. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DespondentDeity 04/19/22 8:52:25 PM #30:	Yeh in my friends car on the way home from the bar when I was 23. --- SHE: In black of night, a die is cast, heavens overflow with stars HER: All is light, all is ash, you must become just as you are <cite>DespondentDeity posted [p:964417997] in Have you e... [t:79991490]...</cite> <quote>Yeh in my friends car on the way home from the bar when I was 23. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RetsuZaiZen 04/19/22 8:52:48 PM #31:	MabusIncarnate posted... I legit never have in my adult life --- Why do nerds always get caught up on the details? Michael Jordan is both the greatest and most overrated basketball player of all time. <cite>RetsuZaiZen posted [p:964418002] in Have you e... [t:79991490]...</cite> <quote>MabusIncarnate posted... </cite> <quote>I legit never have in my adult life</quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Unsuprised_Pika 04/19/22 8:52:49 PM #32:	littlebro07 posted... Yeah I had really bad food poisoning and as I was projectile vomiting into the toilet with so much force that it was splashing back into my face, I projectile diarrhead all over my favorite pajama pants https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/6/7/9/AAcI8BAABvfn.jpg <cite>Unsuprised_Pika posted [p:964418004] in Have you e... [t:79991490]...</cite> <quote>littlebro07 posted... </cite> <quote>Yeah I had really bad food poisoning and as I was projectile vomiting into the toilet with so much force that it was splashing back into my face, I projectile diarrhead all over my favorite pajama pants</quote> https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/6/7/9/AAcI8BAABvfn.jpg </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
The_Korey 04/19/22 9:02:39 PM #33:	Think I was around 9 or 11. It was the first and last time I ever gambled on a fart and lost... MrToothHasYou posted... Far as Im concerned youre not a real adult until youve gone through the experience of shitting yourself and having to handle that. I don't really need to grow up, then. It's kool. Tell Peter Pan hit me up. --- https://i.imgur.com/PpxZDof.png \| https://i.imgur.com/xMGLcGE.png https://i.imgur.com/nsBw6Sy.png \| https://imgtc.com/i/sBYBaew.png <cite>The_Korey posted [p:964418266] in Have you e... [t:79991490]...</cite> <quote>Think I was around 9 or 11. It was the first and last time I ever gambled on a fart and lost... MrToothHasYou posted... </cite> <quote>Far as Im concerned youre not a real adult until youve gone through the experience of shitting yourself and having to handle that.</quote> I don't really need to grow up, then. It's kool. Tell Peter Pan hit me up. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lordgold666 04/19/22 9:33:34 PM #34:	Sharted? Plenty Actual crap within pants? Nope. ..not yet at least --- "May the Father of Understanding guide you." http://error1355.com/ce/Lordgold666.html <cite>Lordgold666 posted [p:964419003] in Have you e... [t:79991490]...</cite> <quote>Sharted? Plenty Actual crap within pants? Nope. ..not yet at least </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Turbam 04/19/22 9:37:43 PM #35:	Not on accident, no --- ~snip (V)_(;,;)_(V) snip~ I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! https://imgur.com/p9Xvjvs <cite>Turbam posted [p:964419110] in Have you e... [t:79991490]...</cite> <quote>Not on accident, no </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
littlebro07 04/19/22 9:44:33 PM #36:	Unsuprised_Pika posted... https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/6/7/9/AAcI8BAABvfn.jpg yeah thats about how I looked after --- https://i.imgtc.com/MGGa6Os.gif <cite>littlebro07 posted [p:964419288] in Have you e... [t:79991490]...</cite> <quote>Unsuprised_Pika posted... </cite> <quote>https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/6/7/9/AAcI8BAABvfn.jpg</quote> yeah thats about how I looked after </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
InTheEyesOfFire 04/19/22 9:46:11 PM #37:	I mean, sometimes you gamble and lose ya know? --- I should not walk so a child may live. <cite>InTheEyesOfFire posted [p:964419319] in Have you e... [t:79991490]...</cite> <quote>I mean, sometimes you gamble and lose ya know? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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