Current Events > what are your dealbreakers in relationships and why?

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for me, it's being right handed. I'm a lefty and I finally got hold of a left handed can opener, scissors, screwdriver set, and a few other things.
I really don't want to have two sets in my house, and what if we break up and she ends up taking the lefty can opener? how will I eat beans after that?
so, I've fully planned ahead and will only date girls who are left handed, or who are willing to learn how to use a left handed can opener for when she makes me beans.

cruelty, narcissism, vapidness, grossness

Having a butt that will quit. They got these big chewy pretzels here dgjsjjbxGhjvfive dollars!? Get outta here!

Jealousy and not letting me have time with friends and just doing what I want

She has an account on GameFAQs made in the current month and year with single digit karma and posts poor attempts at troll topics

Doesnt fuck on the 1st date

Too many vaginas
Also, not enough vaginas

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any specific ones or just religious in general? what about people who are spiritual but not religious?
i sort of share that reservation, where i'm hesitant to date anyone who follows heavily organized religion, but i dated a celtic pagan girl for about two years and that was probably my most fulfilling relationship.

Tyranthraxus posted...

She has an account on GameFAQs made in the current month and year with single digit karma and posts poor attempts at troll topics

Yeah, trolls suck. I agree. like, get out from under that bridge and go to like, a public lake or something. or maybe one of those springs that's at the base of a small waterfall.

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that's how I feel about podiums. I can really get behind them.

I also enjoy fucking podiums.

Kami_no_Kami posted...

I also enjoy fucking podiums.

back off, buddy, and stop stealing my moves!

Bigotry, lack of loyalty and if we're talking about romantic relationships, not being kinky.