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MixedRaceBaby
04/17/22 11:17:11 AM
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*2 days later*

"Eh close enough."

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AldousIsDead
04/17/22 11:18:46 AM
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"On the third day" it's inclusive of the day of crucifixion.

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MixedRaceBaby
04/17/22 11:19:34 AM
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AldousIsDead posted...
"On the third day" it's inclusive of the day of crucifixion.
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Kami_no_Kami
04/17/22 11:30:32 AM
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Doe
04/17/22 11:30:47 AM
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AldousIsDead posted...
"On the third day" it's inclusive of the day of crucifixion.
Crazy that the Bible isn't even specific enough to be able to tell you when the savior did their savior thing. You'd think that might be pretty important to get right.

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armandro
04/17/22 11:33:48 AM
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Doe posted...
Crazy that the Bible isn't even specific enough to be able to tell you when the savior did their savior thing. You'd think that might be pretty important to get right.
why are specific dates important?

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Doe
04/17/22 11:35:27 AM
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armandro posted...
why are specific dates important?
Why is hearing about Jesus the only thing that matters for if God decides to eternally torture you or not? I dunno man, religion is wack.

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lilORANG
04/17/22 11:37:56 AM
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If you don't sin, Jesus died for nothing!

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AldousIsDead
04/17/22 11:37:59 AM
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Doe posted...
Crazy that the Bible isn't even specific enough to be able to tell you when the savior did their savior thing. You'd think that might be pretty important to get right.
John changed the dates cause whoever wrote it thought that if Jesus died when the passover lamb was slaughtered it would be more symbolic. That's why we get either 33 or 37 AD as the supposed dates for his death, 33 fits the synoptic gospels timetable, 37 fits the Johanine timetable.

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armandro
04/17/22 11:39:42 AM
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Doe posted...
Why is hearing about Jesus the only thing that matters for if God decides to eternally torture you or not? I dunno man, religion is wack.
nice answer

why do you refuse to learn about Jesus
in the end its your choice

God isn't forcing anyone

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Kami_no_Kami
04/17/22 11:40:20 AM
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AldousIsDead posted...
John changed the dates cause whoever wrote it thought that if Jesus died when the passover lamb was slaughtered it would be more symbolic. That's why we get either 33 or 37 AD as the supposed dates for his death, 33 fits the synoptic gospels timetable, 37 fits the Johanine timetable.
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Doe
04/17/22 11:42:33 AM
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armandro posted...
God isn't forcing anyone
This is the logic of an abuse victim. The -default- fate of all people according to the Bible is to go to Hell. God chose it to be that way.

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armandro
04/17/22 11:46:29 AM
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Doe posted...
This is the logic of an abuse victim. The -default- fate of all people according to the Bible is to go to Hell. God chose it to be that way.
We did that with the fall

You can read about it in Genesis

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lilORANG
04/17/22 11:48:12 AM
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To deny it's God's choice is to deny his status as omnipotent.

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Slayer_22
04/17/22 11:48:19 AM
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The fedora energy in this topic is massive.

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Doe
04/17/22 11:48:28 AM
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armandro posted...
We did that with the fall
"We"
God burns babies in Hell and if you "love" God you worship a demon that hates human beings and proudly presides over a realm where their children are tortured eternally

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ComfortablySad
04/17/22 11:48:39 AM
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Jesus died with a boner.

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armandro
04/17/22 11:51:56 AM
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Doe posted...
"We"
God burns babies in Hell and if you "love" God you worship a demon that hates human beings and proudly presides over a realm where their children are tortured eternally
Where are you getting this info from?

first time hearing this

i've heard theories about limbo but i dont think it for sure says anything concrete about what happens to babies

we as humanity

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AldousIsDead
04/17/22 11:52:06 AM
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Slayer_22 posted...
The fedora energy in this topic is massive.
If ever there was a day I get to edgy atheist, it's today.

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Tsuyoi3
04/17/22 11:52:39 AM
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Doe posted...
"We"
God burns babies in Hell and if you "love" God you worship a demon that hates human beings and proudly presides over a realm where their children are tortured eternally
You clearly aren't even a believer, you're simply spouting hateful rhetoric.
I'm sorry your experiences lead you to act like that.

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armandro
04/17/22 11:55:45 AM
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Oh he is?

I was just wondering where he heard that stuff from
I thought he was being sincere

I'm always trying to learn about different doctrines within the Christianverse

(Catholic BTW)

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DirkDiggles
04/17/22 11:58:31 AM
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Why do Christians believe that Jesus was raised from the dead but look down on witchcraft? I always found that funny.

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armandro
04/17/22 12:00:24 PM
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DirkDiggles posted...
Why do Christians believe that Jesus was raised from the dead but look down on witchcraft? I always found that funny.
I thought Witchcraft conjures some outside source

Jesus did it with his own power

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AldousIsDead
04/17/22 12:03:38 PM
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"For all have sinned, and come short of the glory of God"
"Who shall be punished with everlasting destruction from the presence of the Lord, and from the glory of his power"
"Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me."

Babies are a part of all and are therefore sinners, sinners shall be punished by hell, babies cannot know Jesus, ergo babies burn in hell.

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Tsuyoi3
04/17/22 12:06:59 PM
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Yes, one can cherry pick verses.
AldousIsDead posted...
"For all have sinned, and come short of the glory of God"
"Who shall be punished with everlasting destruction from the presence of the Lord, and from the glory of his power"
"Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me."

Babies are a part of all and are therefore sinners, sinners shall be punished by hell, babies cannot know Jesus, ergo babies burn in hell.
Which of those verses say that the baby needs to know Jesus died? Rather than having the gift of Jesus sacrifice?

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armandro
04/17/22 12:07:04 PM
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AldousIsDead posted...
"For all have sinned, and come short of the glory of God"
"Who shall be punished with everlasting destruction from the presence of the Lord, and from the glory of his power"
"Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me."

Babies are a part of all and are therefore sinners, sinners shall be punished by hell, babies cannot know Jesus, ergo babies burn in hell.
Romans 2:12-16

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12 All who sin apart from the law will also perish apart from the law, and all who sin under the law will be judged by the law. 13 For it is not those who hear the law who are righteous in Gods sight, but it is those who obey the law who will be declared righteous. 14 (Indeed, when Gentiles, who do not have the law, do by nature things required by the law, they are a law for themselves, even though they do not have the law. 15 They show that the requirements of the law are written on their hearts, their consciences also bearing witness, and their thoughts sometimes accusing them and at other times even defending them.) 16 This will take place on the day when God judges peoples secrets through Jesus Christ, as my gospel declares

That passage is used to support the idea that people who didn't hear about Jesus will be judged differently

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AldousIsDead
04/17/22 12:09:20 PM
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Tsuyoi3 posted...
Yes, one can cherry pick verses.

Which of those verses say that the baby needs to know Jesus died?
The part where it says sinners will be punished. Preceded by the part where it says everyone is a sinner. Followed by the part where it says you have to know Jesus to be saved.

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lilORANG
04/17/22 12:11:20 PM
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Paul was a dumbass tho. Can't make up his mind between salvation by faith or by acts.

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AldousIsDead
04/17/22 12:12:16 PM
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armandro posted...
Romans 2:12-16

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12 All who sin apart from the law will also perish apart from the law, and all who sin under the law will be judged by the law. 13 For it is not those who hear the law who are righteous in Gods sight, but it is those who obey the law who will be declared righteous. 14 (Indeed, when Gentiles, who do not have the law, do by nature things required by the law, they are a law for themselves, even though they do not have the law. 15 They show that the requirements of the law are written on their hearts, their consciences also bearing witness, and their thoughts sometimes accusing them and at other times even defending them.) 16 This will take place on the day when God judges peoples secrets through Jesus Christ, as my gospel declares

That passage is used to support the idea that people who didn't hear about Jesus will be judged differently
Which is what Paul thinks, maybe. It's not what whoever wrote John thought. Yet both are somehow the inspired true word of God.

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Doe
04/17/22 12:12:16 PM
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Tsuyoi3 posted...
Which of those verses say that the baby needs to know Jesus died? Rather than having the gift of Jesus sacrifice?
At what point does a person not get a free ride from Jesus but instead risks eternal Hell? 3? 9? 18?


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armandro
04/17/22 12:13:44 PM
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lilORANG posted...
Paul was a dumbass tho. Can't make up his mind between salvation by faith or by acts.
belief in God (seed)
should lead to good acts (fruit)

its kinda complicated because its really about whats in your heart and you can't say for sure people's intentions

hell even I sometimes do good acts because I want to feel good about myself

life is hard

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thronedfire2
04/17/22 12:13:46 PM
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AldousIsDead posted...
"For all have sinned, and come short of the glory of God"
"Who shall be punished with everlasting destruction from the presence of the Lord, and from the glory of his power"
"Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me."

Babies are a part of all and are therefore sinners, sinners shall be punished by hell, babies cannot know Jesus, ergo babies burn in hell.

that's why people are baptized as babies

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AldousIsDead
04/17/22 12:14:58 PM
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thronedfire2 posted...
that's why people are baptized as babies
Depending on your flavor of Christianity.

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Tsuyoi3
04/17/22 12:17:16 PM
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Doe posted...
At what point does a person not get a free ride from Jesus but instead risks eternal Hell? 3? 9? 18?
Whenever their capacity allows I would presume, as I believe God is just.
There are verses for it, and if God is as just as he says (and as a Christian I believe he is), and the verses are true, then God would judge fairly according to what you comprehend.

A mentally challenged individual would be judged fairly no matter the age for example.

Though i have also dabbled in the idea of Oblivionism, that the 2nd death spoken of is that hell is either a cut off place from God, or oblivion, and the lake of fire is metaphor anyway.

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AldousIsDead
04/17/22 12:19:44 PM
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Tsuyoi3 posted...
Whenever their capacity allows I would presume, as I believe God is just.
There are verses for it, and if God is as just as he says (and as a Christian I believe he is), and the verses are true, then God would judge fairly according to what you comprehend.

A mentally challenged individual would be judged fairly no matter the age for example.
So you're just making up whatever to reconcile the fact that what's actually written is completely unjust?

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armandro
04/17/22 12:20:29 PM
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AldousIsDead posted...
Which is what Paul thinks, maybe. It's not what whoever wrote John thought. Yet both are somehow the inspired true word of God.
Do they contradict each other?

Letters happen after the Gospel
Isn't the whole point of Paul to correct the bad practices he saw in upcoming christian communities?

like clear up stuff

Paul was one of the apostles


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Tsuyoi3
04/17/22 12:20:36 PM
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AldousIsDead posted...
The part where it says sinners will be punished. Preceded by the part where it says everyone is a sinner. Followed by the part where it says you have to know Jesus to be saved.
Except it didn't say "know" Jesus. It said He was the Way and that through Him was salvation.

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lilORANG
04/17/22 12:21:21 PM
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Paul makes it pretty clear by the end of all his stuff he sides with salvation by faith. His letters are the biggest reason Christians don't follow the strict Jewish law; following rules, doing things, don't get you into heaven.

But then he talks about a natural law that will lead you to Jesus or whatever just by being good. It's honestly best to treat him as what he was historically, an old confused guy suffering from delusions after a heat stroke decades after Jesus even died.

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AldousIsDead
04/17/22 12:21:24 PM
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armandro posted...
Do they contradict each other?

Letters happen after the Gospel
Isn't the whole point of Paul to correct the bad practices he saw in upcoming christian communities?

like clear up stuff

Paul was one of the apostles
Paul was 30 years+ before the gospels.

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Doe
04/17/22 12:22:18 PM
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Tsuyoi3 posted...
Whenever their capacity allows I would presume, as I believe God is just.
How exactly does a just God maintain an eternal hell where people of an arbitrarily young age may go to because they died before accepting Jesus

The dude left two newly created people alone with the grand tempter and then cursed all their descendents for all time when they fucked up

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AldousIsDead
04/17/22 12:22:24 PM
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Tsuyoi3 posted...
Except it didn't say "know" Jesus. It said He was the Way and that through Him was salvation.
Keep grasping straws, bud.

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armandro
04/17/22 12:22:47 PM
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AldousIsDead posted...
Paul was 30 years+ before the gospels.
Where can I find this timeline?

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AldousIsDead
04/17/22 12:24:45 PM
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armandro posted...
Where can I find this timeline?
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dating_the_Bible

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Prestoff
04/17/22 12:38:27 PM
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lilORANG posted...
Paul makes it pretty clear by the end of all his stuff he sides with salvation by faith. His letters are the biggest reason Christians don't follow the strict Jewish law; following rules, doing things, don't get you into heaven.

But then he talks about a natural law that will lead you to Jesus or whatever just by being good. It's honestly best to treat him as what he was historically, an old confused guy suffering from delusions after a heat stroke decades after Jesus even died.

For an all powerful and all knowledgeable God, he sure used one of the most unreliable source of communication, that can be interpreted in unlimited ways. The bible doesn't have answers for greys, it only holds answers for "black and white issues". Hell, just ask Christians to see if Masturbation is a sin or not and you'll get all kinds of answers from different denominations. Most male non-priest catholics will tell you its not while most female non-sisters will claim it is. I mean damn, that's the only reason we have bajillions of different denominations in the Christian sect alone. Southern Baptists (the religion I grew up with) are notoriously known to be fairly anti-Catholics while you have religions like Seventh Day Adventists that take it up a notch and believe the Pope to be the anti-Christ and the Vatican to be the beast.

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Heineken14
04/17/22 12:39:37 PM
#46:


lilORANG posted...
If you don't sin, Jesus died for nothing!


But he came back anyway, so what did he REALLY sacrifice?!?

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AldousIsDead
04/17/22 12:41:45 PM
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Heineken14 posted...
But he came back anyway, so what did he REALLY sacrifice?!?
I always liked the Judas heresy on that front. Judas was the real sacrifice, someone had to give up Jesus and be condemned for it. Just a much more interesting story that way.

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armandro
04/17/22 12:50:40 PM
#48:


Oh ok
those dates are from the physical form right?

Wow the Bible is really interesting

Christians existed before the creation of the bible

crazy other religions do think catholics are evil but who put their bible together

makes u think

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BB mofo
04/17/22 1:30:38 PM
#49:


AldousIsDead posted...
John changed the dates cause whoever wrote it thought that if Jesus died when the passover lamb was slaughtered it would be more symbolic. That's why we get either 33 or 37 AD as the supposed dates for his death, 33 fits the synoptic gospels timetable, 37 fits the Johanine timetable.

I agree with the year debacle, but there's a good chance his death did take place at Passover. There were signs all through the gospels such as going wild at the Temple when everyone was buying their Passover sacrifice. Jesus was also arrested the night of the Passover supper.

It also might give a peak into the historical Jesus's politics. There was a large constituent of Pharisees at the time who didn't like the ruling that all sacrifices needed to take place at the Temple. This was something that had been put into place by the Essene, the priestly class, to further consolidate their power. The Pharisees wanted to go back to the old way where the sacrifice was done privately or at a local level at a high place (the top of a hill or mountain).

(For Christians, this would be like the Pope suddenly saying that you can't take Eucharist at your Church, you have to go to Rome and receive it there. And this ruling was enforced by whoever your local law enforcement is. You try to perform the Eucharistic ritual on your own and you get arrested. You would be incensed, especially if you're not a Catholic. You would revolt depending on how strong your religious convictions are)

Wrecking crap at the temple grounds would coincide with the Pharisee viewpoint, especially if you believe yourself to be God's Messiah.

As a cute aside, this years Passover troubles at the Temple mount was caused by another group of extreme ultra-Orthodox breaking the posek's ruling by attempting to sacrifice an animal on the grounds. The return of animal sacrifice at the Temple is one of the signs of the beginning of the Messianic Age. The official ruling of the past poskim and the chief Rabbi of Israel is that since the spot of the Holy of Holies was lost to time, it's impossible to correctly perform a sacrifice. The practical reason is that the spot is also very important to the Muslim world and they don't want to cause unrest.

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Jagr_68
04/17/22 1:39:36 PM
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lilORANG posted...
If you don't sin, Jesus died for nothing!

*jacks it on Saturday night*

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