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Cleo_II
04/16/22 1:21:36 PM
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83 percentile in weight
93 percentile head circumference
87 percentile in height so at least shes proportional

Her hair is already almost halfway down her back and shes just about a year old. She looks older/bigger than the 18 month olds at the park.

I wonder if its because shes a science baby
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FortuneCookie
04/16/22 1:24:35 PM
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'grats
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spikethedevil
04/16/22 1:26:04 PM
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Science Baby? Was she IVF?

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apolloooo
04/16/22 1:26:11 PM
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Was she hard to squeeze out due to her being a unit or it was C-sec

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bsp77
04/16/22 1:26:41 PM
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Nice! I amost said "pics" and then remembered this is CE lol

I always had big babies who turned into small toddlers.

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MorbidFaithless
04/16/22 1:27:11 PM
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She'll be a strong clan leader in the climate ravaged wasteland

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CrimsonAngel
04/16/22 1:28:33 PM
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She will be the child who returns GameFAQs to glory

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HolierThanMao
04/16/22 1:30:25 PM
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time to hit the gym, get those gains coming in early
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Ar0ge
04/16/22 1:32:49 PM
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Dang. Mine is 13 months now and she's always struggled a bit with weight. But it's never been worrying.

She's around 25 percentile in weight, 50 in height.
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Cleo_II
04/16/22 1:32:52 PM
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spikethedevil posted...
Science Baby? Was she IVF?
Yes. And she was considered to be a perfect embryo based on their testing.

apolloooo posted...
Was she hard to squeeze out due to her being a unit or it was C-sec
Emergency C section. I wasnt progressing. Then when they measured her to be 9 lbs 2 oz and told me her head was 98 percentile I was very glad for it...

bsp77 posted...
Nice! I amost said "pics" and then remembered this is CE lol

I always had big babies who turned into small toddlers.
Haha yeah would rather not. But I can say she is seriously the cutest baby. Big round cheeks, long raven hair with slight waves, huge lashes like a doll. People stop us everywhere we take her. My husband likes to take her places for all the female attention it gets him lol
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Returning_CEmen
04/16/22 1:36:04 PM
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Cleo_II posted...
Yes. And she was considered to be a perfect embryo based on their testing.
aww she is perfect

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CyricZ
04/16/22 1:36:15 PM
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CrimsonAngel posted...
She will be the child who returns GameFAQs to glory
She has come to save us all

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Cleo_II
04/16/22 1:38:55 PM
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MorbidFaithless posted...
She'll be a strong clan leader in the climate ravaged wasteland
Shes already kicking my ass

CrimsonAngel posted...
She will be the child who returns GameFAQs to glory
She is the princess that was promised

[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

I should have named her Leeloo
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Will_VIIII
04/16/22 1:40:49 PM
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Chonk baby

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Medussa
04/16/22 1:43:19 PM
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way to go, cleo_III!

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Llaeto7
04/16/22 1:44:52 PM
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Mine's kinda small :(. Had a rough first month and has stayed in p10-20, except on head circumference lol.
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Cleo_II
04/16/22 1:45:17 PM
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Ar0ge posted...
Dang. Mine is 13 months now and she's always struggled a bit with weight. But it's never been worrying.

She's around 25 percentile in weight, 50 in height.
25 percentile weight is fine! I think its when it fluctuates too much is when they have concern. My girl cooked a bit longer than usual too, she was born 11 days late.
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ssj3vegeta
04/16/22 1:45:44 PM
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My niece is like this too, she is bigger than the kids at her age. Even last year when she met her cousin who's 16 months older, my niece who was 3 at the time was an inch or more bigger lol

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TheGoldenEel
04/16/22 1:46:50 PM
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Lol, mine is 8th percentile. Just a little guy

my niece on the other hand just turned 1, shes 99th percentile in all categories

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apolloooo
04/16/22 1:47:10 PM
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Cleo_II posted...
Emergency C section. I wasnt progressing. Then when they measured her to be 9 lbs 2 oz and told me her head was 98 percentile I was very glad for it..
Holy shit lol 9pounder newborn. Glad modern medicine exist.

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CyricZ
04/16/22 1:47:56 PM
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Medussa posted...
way to go, cleo_III!
lol nice

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Cleo_II
04/16/22 1:54:27 PM
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Llaeto7 posted...
Mine's kinda small :(. Had a rough first month and has stayed in p10-20, except on head circumference lol.

TheGoldenEel posted...
Lol, mine is 8th percentile. Just a little guy

my niece on the other hand just turned 1, shes 99th percentile in all categories
At least smaller babies are easier to carry. She is killing my back. I often have to ask my husband to help hold her down while I change her because she fights me tooth and nail. She likes to flip over and try to crawl off the changing table.

ssj3vegeta posted...
My niece is like this too, she is bigger than the kids at her age. Even last year when she met her cousin who's 16 months older, my niece who was 3 at the time was an inch or more bigger lol
I wonder if that means shell be tall later. I hope my daughter ends up taller than me.
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Llaeto7
04/16/22 2:03:20 PM
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Cleo_II posted...
I wonder if that means shell be tall later. I hope my daughter ends up taller than me.

They tend to stay in the height percentile throughout their life. At 4 years old it's more than likely a done deal.
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Cleo_II
04/16/22 2:03:45 PM
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apolloooo posted...
Holy shit lol 9pounder newborn. Glad modern medicine exist.
It was surreal to think about that without modern medicine we most likely would have both died back in the old days. I had a fever and her heart was in distress but I wasnt dilating. They had her out in 30 minutes from there.
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Super Saiyan 3 Goku
04/16/22 2:07:26 PM
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My little girl had her 2nd peds appointment last Thursday (15 days old) and was 58th percentile in weight and 89th in length. Wife and I are tall and trim, so that may be where our daughter is headed.


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Middle hope
04/16/22 2:08:12 PM
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My son was 10lbs at birth and now he's just a fat lump. All he does is lump around all day napping and cuddling. He doesn't even cry. He starts to whine and gets too exhausted and just falls back asleep.

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Cleo_II
04/16/22 2:31:55 PM
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Llaeto7 posted...
They tend to stay in the height percentile throughout their life. At 4 years old it's more than likely a done deal.
Interesting. I wonder where she got it from. Im 52 and my husband is 58. My dad is 6 though and my grandma on my moms side was about 57.

Super Saiyan 3 Goku posted...
My little girl had her 2nd peds appointment last Thursday (15 days old) and was 58th percentile in weight and 89th in length. Wife and I are tall and trim, so that may be where our daughter is headed.
Awww so tiny. Congrats! How does it feel to be a dad?

Middle hope posted...
My son was 10lbs at birth and now he's just a fat lump. All he does is lump around all day napping and cuddling. He doesn't even cry. He starts to whine and gets too exhausted and just falls back asleep.
How old is he now?? My girl was always crazy active. I wish she napped and cuddled lol. She always wanted to be on the move (still does).
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Super Saiyan 3 Goku
04/16/22 2:41:13 PM
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Awww so tiny. Congrats! How does it feel to be a dad?

She's been my world. Pretty amazing thing to have labored with my wife for 30 hours then out comes this little girl who's looking at you squirming because it suddenly got so bright. She didn't cry at first either, which had my wife concerned lol.

Still learning how to be a Dad but I'll change her, feed her, burp her, get her to sleep, and anything else my wife needs me to do. Daughter was born in March, so she also shares her birth month with her Daddy. She's my heart.

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Middle hope
04/16/22 2:47:24 PM
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4 weeks old now.

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bsp77
04/16/22 2:48:14 PM
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Super Saiyan 3 Goku posted...
She's been my world. Pretty amazing thing to have labored with my wife for 30 hours then out comes this little girl who's looking at you squirming because it suddenly got so bright. She didn't cry at first either, which had my wife concerned lol.

Still learning how to be a Dad but I'll change her, feed her, burp her, get her to sleep, and anything else my wife needs me to do. Daughter was born in March, so she also shares her birth month with her Daddy. She's my heart.
That's nice :)

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Cleo_II
04/16/22 2:59:03 PM
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Super Saiyan 3 Goku posted...
She's been my world. Pretty amazing thing to have labored with my wife for 30 hours then out comes this little girl who's looking at you squirming because it suddenly got so bright. She didn't cry at first either, which had my wife concerned lol.

Still learning how to be a Dad but I'll change her, feed her, burp her, get her to sleep, and anything else my wife needs me to do. Daughter was born in March, so she also shares her birth month with her Daddy. She's my heart.
That made me tear up. So happy for you. Its amazing how your whole world changes so quickly the minute you lay eyes on your baby. My husband bonded with her instantly too. She has him wrapped around her little finger.

Middle hope posted...
4 weeks old now.
Oh hes still in what I call the potato stage lol
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EyeWontBeFooled
04/16/22 3:01:37 PM
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apolloooo posted...
Holy shit lol 9pounder newborn. Glad modern medicine exist.
I was 10.5 in 1991. My mom was a champ lol

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Cleo_II
04/16/22 3:05:26 PM
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EyeWontBeFooled posted...
I was 10.5 in 1991. My mom was a champ lol
Yikes! I was 9 lbs 6 oz and my mom had an unmedicated birth. I cannot imagine it.

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Thank you!! Shes just about to turn 1 and Ive been reminiscing and going through all her pictures. Its passed by so fast.
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Middle hope
04/16/22 3:36:15 PM
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Cleo_II posted...
Oh hes still in what I call the potato stage lol
Yeah he's always in "bean mode" just curled up and chilling.

His sister likes to play ozzies nest with him in my crib. She swaddles him and then props him up and threatens to feed him while he kinda lumps out. Everyone in this house loves that birb

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Super Saiyan 3 Goku
04/16/22 5:39:56 PM
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The only other thing I'll add is that I guess given how I coo over our daughter, it seems to me that my wife feels like she's "competing" with her for my affection. We had a doula and she has mentioned similar things to us as far as making sure my wife and I are still cool with each other as partners (which we are), but I found it interesting that my wife would think that our daughter could potentially "steal" me from her. Like what?

Any thoughts on that?

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Ivynn
04/16/22 5:42:23 PM
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Cleo_III? More like Cleo_III_and_IV ayyyy!

I'm sorry, I didn't make mean to make fun of your baby. :(

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Cleo_II
04/16/22 5:56:22 PM
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Super Saiyan 3 Goku posted...
The only other thing I'll add is that I guess given how I coo over our daughter, it seems to me that my wife feels like she's "competing" with her for my affection. We had a doula and she has mentioned similar things to us as far as making sure my wife and I are still cool with each other as partners (which we are), but I found it interesting that my wife would think that our daughter could potentially "steal" me from her. Like what?

Any thoughts on that?
Its not something I personally experienced. But if your baby is only 15 days old chances are shes just going through a hormonal rollercoaster. Its common to go through baby blues for a couple of weeks after birth while the hormones level out. Just keep reassuring her youre not going anywhere.
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Jiek_Fafn
04/16/22 6:02:37 PM
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My great grandmother had a fucked up story about the old country and a giant baby. Apparently, in her village when she was a little girl there was a baby that the townspeople thought was too big and strong so it must've been a devil. They ended up forming a mob and kicking in the family's door and murdering the baby. Thankfully, your girl lives in an era where she will be hailed as an amazonian hero.

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DrizztLink
04/16/22 6:03:35 PM
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Jiek_Fafn posted...
dude

why

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I4NRulez
04/16/22 6:05:12 PM
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apolloooo posted...
Holy shit lol 9pounder newborn. Glad modern medicine exist.

I was 10 pounds lol

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