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Wetterdew
04/12/22 10:08:30 PM
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Wetterdew
04/14/22 12:41:05 AM
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bump
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AirFresh
04/14/22 12:42:29 AM
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Smackems
04/14/22 12:44:09 AM
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Yes, AirFresh has pooped on me

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mustachedmystic
04/14/22 12:45:20 AM
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Once, and the bird must have been gorging on berries as it wasnt the usual white goop.

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DepreceV2
04/14/22 12:46:21 AM
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Everyone says yes? Wow. Never happened to me before

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Smackems
04/14/22 12:48:04 AM
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mustachedmystic posted...
Once, and the bird must have been gorging on berries as it wasnt the usual white goop.
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/0/9/4/AAZOwTAADIdm.jpg

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TheLiarParadox
04/14/22 12:48:45 AM
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No, and it's weird because I've spent countless hours outside over the last three years and it hasn't happened. Not while working, gardening, exercising, hiking, bird watching, etc. It doesn't make sense tbh.

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AirFresh
04/14/22 12:49:25 AM
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TheLiarParadox WANTS to be shat on.

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Lost_All_Senses
04/14/22 12:50:27 AM
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My dog got pooped on and when I was seeing what it was, more poop fell on my hand.

I just thought of the theory that it probably pooped on a leaf and the rest fell off after the initial hit my dog.

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TheLiarParadox
04/14/22 12:50:47 AM
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I hear it's good luck.

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Smackems
04/14/22 12:53:07 AM
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AirFresh posted...
TheLiarParadox WANTS to be shat on.
Who the hell is that and why do they have me blocked

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Smackems
04/14/22 12:53:39 AM
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Lost_All_Senses posted...
My dog got pooped on and when I was seeing what it was, more poop fell on my hand.

I just thought of the theory that it probably pooped on a leaf and the rest fell off after the initial hit my dog.
Poop never splats the same spot twice

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MabusIncarnate
04/14/22 12:54:37 AM
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A random bird? No. A trained attack shit falcon? Every day.

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Lost_All_Senses
04/14/22 12:55:23 AM
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Smackems posted...
Poop never splats the same spot twice

It also landed on my Xbox after and broke it.

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Smackems
04/14/22 12:55:55 AM
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MabusIncarnate posted...
A random bird? No. A trained attack shit falcon? Every day.
Those bastards

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bioshockjack
04/14/22 2:34:29 AM
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One day I was on a walk and when I stopped to take a break a bird pooped right on my shoe. I was having a rough day so it felt like the universe was particularly messing with me. Looking back on it was pretty funny

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Waddlez
04/14/22 6:04:33 AM
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While playing tennis in high school

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GranQroppoop
04/14/22 6:12:05 AM
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Landed on my knee while riding a bike.

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bknight
04/14/22 7:49:27 AM
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Cheater87
04/14/22 7:49:47 AM
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Yes, on the beach.

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Will_VIIII
04/15/22 8:12:44 PM
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Yeah

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DrizztLink
04/15/22 8:13:59 PM
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No, I'm either pooped on by domesticated birds or by very specific wild birds.

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Ratchetrockon
04/15/22 8:22:03 PM
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i haven't had the privilege yet =/

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LeoRavus
04/15/22 8:27:10 PM
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Yeah it was on a field trip to the Smithsonian in the 9th grade.

It was anything but lucky. I was in a group with my "best friend" and some dirtbag named Andrew and they decided to lose me in the museum. So I walked around aimlessly for hours, passing other classmates in their groups and they were like why are you walking alone? In retrospect I should have left and walked the streets until the bus left and reported me missing so they'd feel bad.

My life hasn't been very lucky otherwise either.

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gunplagirl
04/15/22 8:28:58 PM
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So it didn't poop on me, it landed inside the hood of my coat as I wasn't wearing the hood.

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Blue_Target
04/15/22 8:30:58 PM
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yes i was eating fries at a park table and some birds were kinda nearby on the grass. 2 teenagers was walking by and threw rocks at the birds and then walked away. The birds flew around and then pooped right onto my fries. I couldn't eat half of those.

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Norman_Smiley
04/15/22 8:33:03 PM
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No, but a seagull pooped on my brother's head on vacation at the beach when I was like 4th grade. I found it hilarious. He did not.

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