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It's all so tiresome. I have a 143 IQ (top 0.21%). I've only ever met two people "smarter" than myself. A confirmed 188, and an estimated 160. But neither one was as informed as I am. Both held untrue beliefs. Only a few people can understand me in part. And God, of course. I've heard it said by those of similar experience that the gap between the average cretin and this pinnacle on which I sit is so large, that I am so far removed for the mundane average, that it is to be likened unto being a whole separate species. I tend to agree. Some of you truly intelligent people have experienced and are affectionately aware of this colossal gap, displayed comedically between select groups of people. I have a 7-13% larger brain, 25%+ faster reaction time, and greater spatial awareness than normal people. I have something like 40 million more neocortical links than they have. I can process about 8-15x faster and 20X deeper information than them. 143 IQ is a 1 out of 278 rarity. That means I'm guaranteed to be the smartest person in a room of 555. And with my 10,000+ hours of study, my superior knowledge base, I will, would, and HAVE crushed opponents with higher IQ than myself. Processing speed and potential is of lesser importance than hard data. Truth. If I was Professor Xavier, I'd kill all normal people with my psycher amplification machine. After convincing all your moms to sleep with me of course.

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You should know that nobody reads those, yes?

GZA the Genius' verse on Guillotine (Swordz) is awesome.

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Rick's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation - his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realize that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Rick and Morty truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Rick's existencial catchphrase "Wubba Lubba Dub Dub," which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Harmon's genius unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools... how I pity them. And yes by the way, I DO have a Rick and Morty tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.

I appreciate how its generally the most accurate lyrics site on the web, plus the explanations are interesting sometimes