Board 8 > Which healthcare system would you prefer having in the US?

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Please note none of these plans should be seen as actual policy positions of the people I've named them after. Definitions below:

Bidencare - The government will do absolutely nothing to change the system, ensuring the status quo continues.

Obamacare - Incorporates the worst elements of the free market (big corporate profits) and the worst elements of central planning (extreme inefficiency). Forces people to buy insurance that does not cover anything, ensuring big corporate profits.

Trumpcare - Single Payer Healthcare, like they have in many countries, with a twist. After every treatment patients will receive an invoice that shows an astronomical cost for their services, along with 100% payment by the US government, courtesy of Healthcare Czar Donald Trump. Designed to ensure maximum gratitude to Trump. As a single payer system, of course the government will need to prioritize which services are provided - billions will be provided to treat cancer caused by windmills, but many other things will be cut as unnecessary.

Sanderscare - A recreation of Soviet collectivization practices in the 1930s, applied to the healthcare field. Expected to quickly achieve equal healthcare outcomes by denying everyone effective healthcare.

McConnellcare - For profit healthcare that really prioritizes the profit over the healthcare. Maximizes insurance company profits. If you thought they had already reached a maximum of profits, think again.

Hillarycare - Obamacare, but meaner. Bureaucrats will laugh at you and call you names while denying you essential healthcare.