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Sunhawk
04/05/22 5:10:38 AM
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The 40-something Indian, and the 50-something white woman. The latter stopped seeing some surgeon, and is back having sex with me. Busty woman who absolutely LOVES to go on top.

My life isn't so bad. Really.

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Turtlebread
04/05/22 5:13:55 AM
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Pics of the Indian?

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catboy2
04/05/22 5:16:17 AM
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I'm happy you're getting fucked sunhawk

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Sunhawk
04/05/22 5:16:37 AM
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That's what you want?

Pics?

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catboy2
04/05/22 5:17:01 AM
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pics of her box

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Back_Stabbath
04/05/22 5:17:24 AM
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Turtlebread posted...
Pics of the Indian?

no stop

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Turtlebread
04/05/22 5:18:27 AM
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Sunhawk posted...
That's what you want?

Pics?


where do you think we are

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viewmaster_pi
04/05/22 5:19:17 AM
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proud of uuuu

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Looked gf
04/05/22 5:22:42 AM
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no pics flopic

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Sunhawk
04/05/22 5:25:24 AM
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What makes you think she even allows me to take photos of her? She's meant to be a middle-age, middle-class "respectable" woman. What makes you think I have any photos?

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catboy2
04/05/22 5:26:11 AM
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Sunhawk posted...
What makes you think she even allows me to take photos of her? She's meant to be a middle-age, middle-class "respectable" woman. What makes you think I have any photos?
flopic/10

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pinky0926
04/05/22 5:27:02 AM
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Was the secret to your bad mood just a case of getting laid all along, snu?

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Sunhawk
04/05/22 5:28:22 AM
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Have you had much sex recently, pinky? How are Scottish girls, anyway?

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pinky0926
04/05/22 5:38:38 AM
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Sunhawk posted...
Have you had much sex recently, pinky? How are Scottish girls, anyway?

I have transcended penetrative intercourse and am now just spending my time going to kink events and rope workshops. I have a harem of beautiful women that go with me.

Scottish girls are the best. Pale, marxist, damaged.

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AngelicRadiance
04/05/22 5:46:47 AM
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Shut the fuck up

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catboy2
04/05/22 5:47:47 AM
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AngelicRadiance posted...
Shut the fuck up
this

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Sunhawk
04/05/22 6:04:10 AM
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Is there really that much socialism in Scotland? I know it's a pretty left-leaning area.

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angeleyes94
04/05/22 6:04:28 AM
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Pix nao or it didn't happen!

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pinky0926
04/05/22 7:06:22 AM
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Sunhawk posted...
Is there really that much socialism in Scotland? I know it's a pretty left-leaning area.

We'd be full blown commies if it wasn't for the odd yucky tory around

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roos1046 Reborn
04/05/22 9:35:27 AM
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Both hands work again?

Congrats

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gunplagirl
04/05/22 9:39:12 AM
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No pics even for me, your female friend who wants to see how well you did?

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/5/7/4/AAc53qAADGoG.jpg

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Autocraticus
04/05/22 9:41:41 AM
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This storyline has gone on way too long and I've grown tired of it.

McMahon levels of writing.
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MrKapowski
04/05/22 9:51:37 AM
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[LFAQs-redacted-quote]



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Master_Bass
04/05/22 9:53:09 AM
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Autocraticus posted...
This storyline has gone on way too long and I've grown tired of it.

McMahon levels of writing.


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Rida_Go_To_Bed
04/05/22 10:01:49 AM
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Indian women are sexy and so fucking underrated

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Heartomaton
04/05/22 10:05:13 AM
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I don't think you'd feel the need to make so many topics about it if it were actually true and not just a flimsy gimmick.

This is worse than No_U's gimmick, honestly.

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angeleyes94
04/05/22 10:05:45 AM
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gunplagirl posted...
No pics even for me, your female friend who wants to see how well you did?

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/5/7/4/AAc53qAADGoG.jpg


Not even ankle pix, sunhawk will forever be a welcher and fantasist, meh.

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MC_BatCommander
04/05/22 10:15:02 AM
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This is your worst gimmick so far snu

I liked it more when you lied about writing novels

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Looked gf
04/05/22 10:28:58 AM
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Sunhawk posted...
What makes you think she even allows me to take photos of her? She's meant to be a middle-age, middle-class "respectable" woman. What makes you think I have any photos?
I like your book gimmick better

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HylianFox
04/05/22 11:09:35 AM
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Man, I only have one fuck buddy rn and I rarely get to see him

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Sunhawk
04/05/22 11:11:51 AM
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Why not? Are you male or female?

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HylianFox
04/05/22 11:27:07 AM
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Sunhawk posted...
Why not? Are you male or female?

We're both dudes.

He has a wife and kids though, so that plays a factor

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Sunhawk
04/05/22 11:33:35 AM
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So, all that grief CE gave me about the married woman, even though I didn't do ANYTHING with her, and you're off fucking some married guy? Wtf?

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DirkDiggles
04/05/22 11:38:33 AM
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Is this Sunhawks new gimmick? Pretending old dinosaurs are his fuck-buddies?

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Sunhawk
04/05/22 11:40:23 AM
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I used to have a guy my age I would do oral sex with, but that was only from time to time. It was good fun, though.

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OmnimonZwart
04/05/22 11:40:29 AM
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Eww old people

I won't fuck anyone older than 29.
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