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BeautifulBlaze 04/04/22 11:54:05 AM #1:	"I run fast!" Bitch, Superman is fast, why do we need you? Also you trip all the time. And how is a super-fast dude threatened by a dude with boomerangs? Lame af --- http://i.imgur.com/6MpDU9H.png https://i.imgur.com/VLIVK3B.jpg http://i.imgur.com/fvIsIB1.gif https://i.imgur.com/8lDngl8.png <cite>BeautifulBlaze posted [p:964014826] in The Flash ... [t:79971977]...</cite> <quote>"I run fast!" Bitch, Superman is fast, why do we need you? Also you trip all the time. And how is a super-fast dude threatened by a dude with boomerangs? Lame af </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
C_Pain 04/04/22 11:55:03 AM #2:	I don't know much about hero power levels, but aren't speedsters quite powerful because it essentially gives you control over time? --- How quaint. <cite>C_Pain posted [p:964014847] in The Flash ... [t:79971977]...</cite> <quote>I don't know much about hero power levels, but aren't speedsters quite powerful because it essentially gives you control over time? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Veggeta_MAX 04/04/22 11:55:31 AM #3:	It's not that he's fast. His power is he can tap into the speed force and being fast is just one of its powers. He's so fast that he can break down every cell of his body to go through stuff and reconstruct it. I dunno LOL just shooting the shit. --- I'm Veggeta X's alt <cite>Veggeta_MAX posted [p:964014859] in The Flash ... [t:79971977]...</cite> <quote>It's not that he's fast. His power is he can tap into the speed force and being fast is just one of its powers. He's so fast that he can break down every cell of his body to go through stuff and reconstruct it. I dunno LOL just shooting the shit. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MaxEffingBemis 04/04/22 11:56:09 AM #4:	C_Pain posted... I don't know much about hero power levels, but aren't speedsters quite powerful because it essentially gives you control over time? Id think so yeah, if we look at Flashpoint as an example --- She took pity on me, horizontally, but most likely because of my band <cite>MaxEffingBemis posted [p:964014878] in The Flash ... [t:79971977]...</cite> <quote>C_Pain posted... </cite> <quote>I don't know much about hero power levels, but aren't speedsters quite powerful because it essentially gives you control over time?</quote>Id think so yeah, if we look at Flashpoint as an example </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BeyondWalls 04/04/22 11:56:27 AM #5:	The Flash is like the most overpowered superhero there is. --- END OF LINE <cite>BeyondWalls posted [p:964014887] in The Flash ... [t:79971977]...</cite> <quote>The Flash is like the most overpowered superhero there is. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
FortuneCookie 04/04/22 11:57:25 AM #6:	Speedy Gonzales is canonically faster than The Flash, right? <cite>FortuneCookie posted [p:964014907] in The Flash ... [t:79971977]...</cite> <quote>Speedy Gonzales is canonically faster than The Flash, right? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
s0nicfan 04/04/22 11:58:03 AM #7:	https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=suzAK5CWzc4 --- "History Is Much Like An Endless Waltz. The Three Beats Of War, Peace And Revolution Continue On Forever." - Gundam Wing: Endless Waltz <cite>s0nicfan posted [p:964014920] in The Flash ... [t:79971977]...</cite> <quote>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=suzAK5CWzc4 </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
jpenny2 04/04/22 11:58:21 AM #8:	Green Arrow: "I have a bow and arrows." Bitch, Superman could learn to use a bow, why do we need you? --- Fren Code: 2767-3374-3343 \|\| IGN: Penny \|\| TSV: 3067 \|\| Sig NFT I hate sarcasm. I'm also not too fond of irony. \| Permanently banned <cite>jpenny2 posted [p:964014928] in The Flash ... [t:79971977]...</cite> <quote>Green Arrow: "I have a bow and arrows." Bitch, Superman could learn to use a bow, why do we need you? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ivynn 04/04/22 11:58:23 AM #9:	FortuneCookie posted... Speedy Gonzales is canonically faster than The Flash, right? Is Speedy Gonzales still cancelled --- http://i.imgur.com/vDci4hD.gif <cite>Ivynn posted [p:964014930] in The Flash ... [t:79971977]...</cite> <quote>FortuneCookie posted... </cite> <quote>Speedy Gonzales is canonically faster than The Flash, right?</quote> Is Speedy Gonzales still cancelled </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BeautifulBlaze 04/04/22 12:00:03 PM #10:	jpenny2 posted... Green Arrow: "I have a bow and arrows." Bitch, Superman could learn to use a bow, why do we need you? That's another lame superhero! "I have great accuracy! I can use a bow and arrow." Bitch, then use guns! Hawkeye is lame for that too lolololol --- http://i.imgur.com/6MpDU9H.png https://i.imgur.com/VLIVK3B.jpg http://i.imgur.com/fvIsIB1.gif https://i.imgur.com/8lDngl8.png <cite>BeautifulBlaze posted [p:964014960] in The Flash ... [t:79971977]...</cite> <quote>jpenny2 posted... </cite> <quote>Green Arrow: "I have a bow and arrows." Bitch, Superman could learn to use a bow, why do we need you?</quote> That's another lame superhero! "I have great accuracy! I can use a bow and arrow." Bitch, then use guns! Hawkeye is lame for that too lolololol </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Srk700 04/04/22 12:00:25 PM #11:	Flash without plot induced stupidity would be absurdly OP. <cite>Srk700 posted [p:964014968] in The Flash ... [t:79971977]...</cite> <quote>Flash without plot induced stupidity would be absurdly OP. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BeyondWalls 04/04/22 12:00:49 PM #12:	Its almost laughable how OP he is. In one episode hes like running around for 20 mins while an explosion is slowly happening. In the next episode the villain runs around the corner and gets away. Like, lol. How? I just saw you basically freeze time. How could some guy turning the corner possibly get away? --- END OF LINE <cite>BeyondWalls posted [p:964014980] in The Flash ... [t:79971977]...</cite> <quote>Its almost laughable how OP he is. In one episode hes like running around for 20 mins while an explosion is slowly happening. In the next episode the villain runs around the corner and gets away. Like, lol. How? I just saw you basically freeze time. How could some guy turning the corner possibly get away? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Nemu 04/04/22 12:02:18 PM #13:	The problem is that writers dont know how to write speedsters with good weaknesses in mind so they either make sure theyre conveniently absent where they would be useful or make them do something completely stupid so they cannot be useful. <cite>Nemu posted [p:964015020] in The Flash ... [t:79971977]...</cite> <quote>The problem is that writers dont know how to write speedsters with good weaknesses in mind so they either make sure theyre conveniently absent where they would be useful or make them do something completely stupid so they cannot be useful. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
jpenny2 04/04/22 12:02:54 PM #14:	Batman: "My parents are dead!" Bitch, Superman's parents are dead, why do we need you? --- Fren Code: 2767-3374-3343 \|\| IGN: Penny \|\| TSV: 3067 \|\| Sig NFT I hate sarcasm. I'm also not too fond of irony. \| Permanently banned <cite>jpenny2 posted [p:964015034] in The Flash ... [t:79971977]...</cite> <quote>Batman: "My parents are dead!" Bitch, Superman's parents are dead, why do we need you? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Gobstoppers12 04/04/22 12:05:36 PM #15:	BeyondWalls posted... In the next episode the villain runs around the corner and gets away. Like, lol. How? Nothing is as annoying as Season 5. Every time Cicada just kinda...jumps. And gets away. "oh shoot guess we lost him" What, does he jump faster than The Flash can run? The people writing the show both do and do not understand the implications of his speed. Somehow they can write an episode where he spends almost the whole duration in "flash time" moving at like one millionth of a second per second...but he also can't just follow behind some guy because he jumped. --- I write Naruto Fanfiction. But I am definitely not a furry. <cite>Gobstoppers12 posted [p:964015094] in The Flash ... [t:79971977]...</cite> <quote>BeyondWalls posted... </cite> <quote>In the next episode the villain runs around the corner and gets away. Like, lol. How?</quote>Nothing is as annoying as Season 5. Every time Cicada just kinda...jumps. And gets away. "oh shoot guess we lost him" What, does he jump faster than The Flash can run? The people writing the show both do and do not understand the implications of his speed. Somehow they can write an episode where he spends almost the whole duration in "flash time" moving at like one millionth of a second per second...but he also can't just follow behind some guy because he jumped. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
FortuneCookie 04/04/22 12:05:47 PM #16:	jpenny2 posted... Batman: "My parents are dead!" Bitch, Superman's parents are dead, why do we need you? Superman: "Martha?" Batman: "Martha..." <cite>FortuneCookie posted [p:964015101] in The Flash ... [t:79971977]...</cite> <quote>jpenny2 posted... </cite> <quote>Batman: "My parents are dead!" Bitch, Superman's parents are dead, why do we need you?</quote> Superman: "Martha?" Batman: "Martha..." </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BeautifulBlaze 04/04/22 4:22:31 PM #17:	FortuneCookie posted... Superman: "Martha?" Batman: "Martha..." WHY DID YOU SAY THAT NAME --- http://i.imgur.com/6MpDU9H.png https://i.imgur.com/VLIVK3B.jpg http://i.imgur.com/fvIsIB1.gif https://i.imgur.com/8lDngl8.png <cite>BeautifulBlaze posted [p:964021143] in The Flash ... [t:79971977]...</cite> <quote>FortuneCookie posted... </cite> <quote>Superman: "Martha?" Batman: "Martha..." </quote> WHY DID YOU SAY THAT NAME </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Solar_Crimson 04/04/22 4:23:19 PM #18:	https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/2/5/1/AANZVmAACUAr.jpg --- I often wonder if we are growing as a people... or in fact, regressing. <cite>Solar_Crimson posted [p:964021158] in The Flash ... [t:79971977]...</cite> <quote>https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/2/5/1/AANZVmAACUAr.jpg </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Were_Wyrm 04/04/22 4:27:20 PM #19:	BeautifulBlaze posted... Bitch, Superman is fast, why do we need you? https://i.imgur.com/Z2as2Wx.jpeg --- I was a God, Valeria. I found it...beneath me. - Dr. Doom https://i.imgur.com/0EJvC4l.jpg <cite>Were_Wyrm posted [p:964021252] in The Flash ... [t:79971977]...</cite> <quote>BeautifulBlaze posted... </cite> <quote>Bitch, Superman is fast, why do we need you?</quote>https://i.imgur.com/Z2as2Wx.jpeg </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ivynn 04/04/22 4:28:03 PM #20:	Solar_Crimson posted... https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/2/5/1/AANZVmAACUAr.jpg The Flash is so OP, it's no wonder he's a difficult character to write. Like outside of Reverse Flash, who is a credible threat to him? --- http://i.imgur.com/vDci4hD.gif <cite>Ivynn posted [p:964021267] in The Flash ... [t:79971977]...</cite> <quote>Solar_Crimson posted... </cite> <quote>https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/2/5/1/AANZVmAACUAr.jpg</quote> The Flash is so OP, it's no wonder he's a difficult character to write. Like outside of Reverse Flash, who is a credible threat to him? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
s0nicfan 04/04/22 4:28:40 PM #21:	Solar_Crimson posted... https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/2/5/1/AANZVmAACUAr.jpg To be fair, I think it's important to point out that, given how comic continuity works, you can safely write off that page as nothing more than a writer doing a half-assed Google search for the smallest measurement of time without actually thinking through the implications of what it means on his power set. --- "History Is Much Like An Endless Waltz. The Three Beats Of War, Peace And Revolution Continue On Forever." - Gundam Wing: Endless Waltz <cite>s0nicfan posted [p:964021278] in The Flash ... [t:79971977]...</cite> <quote>Solar_Crimson posted... </cite> <quote>https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/2/5/1/AANZVmAACUAr.jpg</quote> To be fair, I think it's important to point out that, given how comic continuity works, you can safely write off that page as nothing more than a writer doing a half-assed Google search for the smallest measurement of time without actually thinking through the implications of what it means on his power set. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ratchetrockon 04/04/22 4:29:28 PM #22:	He is just a jobber most of the time. His awesome powers are wasted on him --- I'm a Taurus I like collecting headphones and iems. My fave game of all time is DMC 3 SE on PC w/ style switch mod. IMO it the best button masher on earth <cite>Ratchetrockon posted [p:964021297] in The Flash ... [t:79971977]...</cite> <quote>He is just a jobber most of the time. His awesome powers are wasted on him </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LeoRavus 04/04/22 4:31:43 PM #23:	Wouldn't friction from the air make him catch on fire going that fast? Like when shit comes in from orbit at 30k mph --- This is where cool people write stuff. <cite>LeoRavus posted [p:964021352] in The Flash ... [t:79971977]...</cite> <quote>Wouldn't friction from the air make him catch on fire going that fast? Like when shit comes in from orbit at 30k mph </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Slayer_22 04/04/22 4:33:22 PM #24:	Look up the infinite mass punch. It's pretty much one of Flash's strongest moves. It has knocked out Superman before. --- "And no I'm not signing your twitter after this type of attitude so don't ask..." - IIINCORRUPTIBLE <cite>Slayer_22 posted [p:964021402] in The Flash ... [t:79971977]...</cite> <quote>Look up the infinite mass punch. It's pretty much one of Flash's strongest moves. It has knocked out Superman before. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Gobstoppers12 04/04/22 4:33:27 PM #25:	LeoRavus posted... Wouldn't friction from the air make him catch on fire going that fast? Like when shit comes in from orbit at 30k mph The speed force keeps him safe from the ramifications of going that fast, in most cases. --- I write Naruto Fanfiction. But I am definitely not a furry. <cite>Gobstoppers12 posted [p:964021404] in The Flash ... [t:79971977]...</cite> <quote>LeoRavus posted... </cite> <quote>Wouldn't friction from the air make him catch on fire going that fast? Like when shit comes in from orbit at 30k mph</quote>The speed force keeps him safe from the ramifications of going that fast, in most cases. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
s0nicfan 04/04/22 4:35:01 PM #26:	LeoRavus posted... Wouldn't friction from the air make him catch on fire going that fast? Like when shit comes in from orbit at 30k mph The answer to any question you might have about the flash is "the speed force." The speed force is a poorly defined plane of raw energy that the flash taps into as the source of his powers. How do his clothes not rip? Speed force. How does he not burn up from friction? Speed force. How does he hold regular conversation? Speed force. How can he see anything if he's moving faster than the speed of light? You guessed it, speed force. --- "History Is Much Like An Endless Waltz. The Three Beats Of War, Peace And Revolution Continue On Forever." - Gundam Wing: Endless Waltz <cite>s0nicfan posted [p:964021439] in The Flash ... [t:79971977]...</cite> <quote>LeoRavus posted... </cite> <quote>Wouldn't friction from the air make him catch on fire going that fast? Like when shit comes in from orbit at 30k mph</quote> The answer to any question you might have about the flash is "the speed force." The speed force is a poorly defined plane of raw energy that the flash taps into as the source of his powers. How do his clothes not rip? Speed force. How does he not burn up from friction? Speed force. How does he hold regular conversation? Speed force. How can he see anything if he's moving faster than the speed of light? You guessed it, speed force. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Slayer_22 04/04/22 4:35:04 PM #27:	LeoRavus posted... Wouldn't friction from the air make him catch on fire going that fast? Like when shit comes in from orbit at 30k mph The speed force protects him. It's dumb, but necessary so he doesn't explode when going extremely fast lol. --- "And no I'm not signing your twitter after this type of attitude so don't ask..." - IIINCORRUPTIBLE <cite>Slayer_22 posted [p:964021441] in The Flash ... [t:79971977]...</cite> <quote>LeoRavus posted... </cite> <quote>Wouldn't friction from the air make him catch on fire going that fast? Like when shit comes in from orbit at 30k mph</quote>The speed force protects him. It's dumb, but necessary so he doesn't explode when going extremely fast lol. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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