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SrRd_RacinG
04/02/22 9:52:30 PM
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You: ?

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HylianFox
04/02/22 9:55:29 PM
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Jesus wept.

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Johnny_Nutcase
04/02/22 9:55:33 PM
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Shut up and get in the van.

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WingsOfGood
04/02/22 9:55:55 PM
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Proverbs 5

18 May your fountain be blessed,
and may you rejoice in the wife of your youth.
19 A loving doe, a graceful deer
may her breasts satisfy you always,
may you ever be intoxicated with her love.
20 Why, my son, be intoxicated with another mans wife?
Why embrace the bosom of a wayward woman?
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rodu_jr
04/02/22 9:56:28 PM
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water water everywhere, lets have a drink
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Robot2600
04/03/22 11:06:09 AM
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"may her breasts satisfy you always"

classic bible

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Ryven
04/03/22 11:27:13 AM
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Good bread
Good meat
Good Lord
Let's eat!

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K181
04/03/22 11:29:09 AM
#8:


Matthew 6: 5-15

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The_Korey
04/03/22 11:39:24 AM
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HylianFox posted...
Jesus wept.

Indeed. Kry, bitch!

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Flauros
04/03/22 11:40:54 AM
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  1. Ask of me, and I shall give thee the heathen for thine inheritance, and the uttermost parts of the earth for thy possession.
  2. Thou shalt break them with a rod of iron; thou shalt dash them in pieces like a potter's vessel.
  3. Be wise now therefore, O ye kings: be instructed, ye judges of the earth.
  4. Serve the Lord with fear, and rejoice with trembling.
  5. Kiss the Son, lest he be angry, and ye perish from the way, when his wrath is kindled but a little. Blessed are all they that put their trust in him.



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rivers
04/03/22 5:43:02 PM
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Matthew 7:13-14

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sondast
04/03/22 6:18:20 PM
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Ezekiel 23:20 There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses.

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DarkRoast
04/03/22 6:20:16 PM
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Let he who has not sinned cast the first stone

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thronedfire2
04/03/22 6:21:04 PM
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Whats the one with the incest?

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MabusIncarnate
04/03/22 6:23:22 PM
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Psalm 69

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MTRodaba2468
04/03/22 6:26:49 PM
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Austin 3:16 says I just whipped your ass?

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Shablagoo
04/03/22 6:28:33 PM
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I forget which it is but its the one where these dudes are having this riveting, trippy, mindblowing, metaphysical conversation about the nature of reality and it ends with an observer from the corner of the room scoffing and saying, ha, they must have had too much wine.

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toreysback
04/03/22 6:34:11 PM
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two corinthian

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Smackems
04/03/22 6:35:09 PM
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Genesis 69

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lilORANG
04/03/22 6:35:20 PM
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Mark 7:17-19

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Smackems
04/03/22 6:35:21 PM
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MabusIncarnate posted...
Psalm 69
Oh god dammit

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gunplagirl
04/03/22 6:37:56 PM
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Psalm 137:9

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Robot2600
04/03/22 6:39:09 PM
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gunplagirl posted...
Psalm 137:9

damn take that anti-abortion activists

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Autocraticus
04/03/22 6:46:08 PM
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Matthew 21:17
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Shablagoo
04/03/22 6:54:24 PM
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Robot2600 posted...
damn take that anti-abortion activists

Funny thing about anyone using the Bible to justify anti-abortionism is that the Bible says human life begins much, much, much later than any abortion legislation has ever allowed a pregnancy to be terminated.

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