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Nintendo_Porn
04/02/22 12:48:59 PM
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Last i checked it's still illegal to bathe from October to march in Indiana.

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ThyCorndog
04/02/22 12:50:49 PM
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Damn. Indiana must be stinky

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Phantom_Nook
04/02/22 12:51:30 PM
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just looked up an article for CA as of 2021.

  1. It is illegal for women to drive vehicles while wearing a housecoat in all of California
  2. San Diego homeowners who have Christmas lights on their houses past February 2 may be fined up to $250
  3. It is illegal to pour salt on a highway in Hermosa Beach
  4. It is prohibited to put anything other than cars in garages in Long Beach
  5. In Los Angeles, it is illegal to wash your neighbor's car if you have not received their permission first
  6. In Blythe, you can only wear cowboy boots if you own at least two cows
  7. It is illegal to walk a camel down Palm Canyon Drive in Palm Springs between the hours of 4:00 and 6:00 P.M.
  8. In Arcadia, Peacocks have the right of way in all driveways and roadways
  9. It is illegal to grow oleander in Norco
  10. In Walnut, it is illegal for men and boys to dress as females without a permit from the sheriff
  11. In Long Beach, it is illegal to curse on a mini-golf course
  12. In Los Angeles, you cannot hunt moths under street lamps
  13. In Fresno, visitors cannot bother lizards at city parks
  14. Walking an elephant down Market Street in San Francisco is illegal unless the elephant is on a leash
  15. In Berkeley, it is illegal to whistle for a lost canary before 7:00 A.M.



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itachi15243
04/02/22 12:54:18 PM
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It is illegal to speak to people in an elevator

It is illegal to sell dog or cat hair

It's illegal to walk around on Sundays with an ice cream cone in your pocket.

Men outside of their home must wear a matching jacket and pants.

You need a license to hang clothes on a clothesline to dry.

It is illegal to take a selfie with a tiger

NY btw

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Nintendo_Porn
04/02/22 12:59:13 PM
#5:


ThyCorndog posted...
Damn. Indiana must be stinky

Like i need some stupid ass law to not take a ba-...>_>

Well, right now it would be the "clean" period.

It is also illegal to give a monkey a cig. The hell?

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Arcanine2009
04/02/22 1:03:12 PM
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Phantom_Nook posted...
just looked up an article for CA as of 2021.

1. It is illegal for women to drive vehicles while wearing a housecoat in all of California
2. San Diego homeowners who have Christmas lights on their houses past February 2 may be fined up to $250
3. It is illegal to pour salt on a highway in Hermosa Beach
4. It is prohibited to put anything other than cars in garages in Long Beach
5. In Los Angeles, it is illegal to wash your neighbor's car if you have not received their permission first
6. In Blythe, you can only wear cowboy boots if you own at least two cows
7. It is illegal to walk a camel down Palm Canyon Drive in Palm Springs between the hours of 4:00 and 6:00 P.M.
8. In Arcadia, Peacocks have the right of way in all driveways and roadways
9. It is illegal to grow oleander in Norco
10. In Walnut, it is illegal for men and boys to dress as females without a permit from the sheriff
11. In Long Beach, it is illegal to curse on a mini-golf course
12. In Los Angeles, you cannot hunt moths under street lamps
13. In Fresno, visitors cannot bother lizards at city parks
14. Walking an elephant down Market Street in San Francisco is illegal unless the elephant is on a leash
15. In Berkeley, it is illegal to whistle for a lost canary before 7:00 A.M.
cute your source. now

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lilORANG
04/02/22 1:05:57 PM
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Not necessarily a crazy law, bc it makes sense, but we have a prohibition on bear wrestling. It's just amusing that it had to be codified.

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Nintendo_Porn
04/03/22 9:54:36 AM
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How the hell does that happen!? Who the fuck was taming bears!?

In my hometown of chicago...it's illegal to dine in a resturant that's on fire, (wonder if the chicago fire has something to do with that) have a pet with poor hygiene, and you might be considered vagrant for having less than 1$ on you. O_o

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Heartomaton
04/03/22 10:50:36 AM
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lilORANG posted...
Not necessarily a crazy law, bc it makes sense, but we have a prohibition on bear wrestling. It's just amusing that it had to be codified.

I know what state you're in entirely based on that, because I have a WoW friend in that state and I refuse to let him forget that no matter how much he might want to, he's not allowed to wrestle any bears.

Anyway, here's some from my state.

1 - According to the Texas Penal Code Section 48.02, its against the law to sell human organs. While this may seem like a no-brainer, it is illegal in Texas to sell your eyes, heart, kidneys, liver, lungs, skin and other organs or tissues. You are free, however, to sell blood and hair.

2 - People who sell their organs are guilty of a Class A misdemeanor. Texans should also know that a conviction results in up to a year in jail and/or fines up to $4,000. This law also pertains to the purchase of organs.

3 - There are some cities in Texas where its illegal to go barefoot without a permit. In order to comply with the citys laws of sanitation and appearance, citizens must buy a permit for $5. They are then free to go barefoot.

4 - Texas outlawed owning the Encyclopedia Britannica set because a volume contains the recipe for making beer. Since lawmakers dont want home breweries, being caught owning the set can technically result in fines and/or jail time.

5 - In LeFors, Texas, it is illegal to take more than 3 drinks (sips or swallows) of a beer while standing up. Its not completely clear why this became a law.

6 - Eating your neighbors garbage without permission can land you in jail for trespassing and property theft.

7 - Its illegal in some cities in Texas to sell Limburger cheese on Sunday.

8 - In Texas, it is illegal to milk another persons cow. The Texas Penal Code states that doing so results in a fine of no more than $10. The current Texas law makes the act a theft of personal property.

9 - It is still against the law to shoot a buffalo from the second floor of a hotel.

10 - Those planning to commit a crime in Texas are required by law to provide their victims with 24 hours written or verbal notice. You are also required to disclose the nature of the crime.

11 - Flirting with the eyes or hands is illegal in San Antonio, Texas. This law is enforceable for both men and women.

12 - While you dont legally need a windshield to drive a car in Texas, it is illegal to drive without windshield wipers.

13 - In Galveston, you can be fined $500 for sitting on the sidewalk.

14 - In Dennison and Bristol, Texas, it is illegal to show your stockings. The penalty is up to a year in jail.

15 - No feather dusting in public buildings.


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Shotgunnova
04/03/22 10:53:09 AM
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No idea if these are still on the books, but they always give me a old-fashioned LOL.

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Ikzai
04/03/22 11:11:04 AM
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Women may not be tickled. Tickling men is fine, though!

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