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Slayer_22 04/02/22 5:09:00 AM #1: |
So I'm minding my own business, running a Pizza Hut. Things are pretty smooth. I am taking a customer's order when two guys walk in. They immediately try interrupting the other customer, I told them 'I'll be right with you in a moment' and they quieted down. I finish taking the order, ask if they're picking up an order, and their response is "Hey man, wanna go to the strip club?" I have NO idea who these dudes are. Never seen them in my life. I respond with "I'm working, until well past midnight". I figured if I told them that, they'd get the memo and leave. "Yeah, the strip club is open after that." I was utterly confused. I told them after I got home, I'd rather sleep and relax. They then ask 'how about tomorrow, then?' That's when I just straight up told them no. Then they said they're gonna go see if they can find other people that want to go with them. I'm so utterly confused as to why that happened to me. --- "And no I'm not signing your twitter after this type of attitude so don't ask..." - IIINCORRUPTIBLE ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Slayer_22 04/02/22 8:00:23 AM #2: |
Bump. --- "And no I'm not signing your twitter after this type of attitude so don't ask..." - IIINCORRUPTIBLE ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Blue_Thunder 04/02/22 8:07:38 AM #3: |
Clout chasers methinks. Did ya notice any people in the background holding up a phone camera? --- aka Thunderjay - Jenshin Team: https://i.imgur.com/swN1vso.png Resident Synthwave enjoyer. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Slayer_22 04/02/22 8:08:40 AM #4: |
Blue_Thunder posted... Clout chasers methinks. Did ya notice any people in the background holding up a phone camera? Interesting. Nah, it seemed to be just two guys, but the other guy did have his phone out, so...maybe? They did seem pretty young tbh, so that might actually be the case. --- "And no I'm not signing your twitter after this type of attitude so don't ask..." - IIINCORRUPTIBLE ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Solid Snake07 04/02/22 8:14:43 AM #5: |
Should have just immediately said no, do you want to order something? Sounds like the type of idiots who havent matured past 14 years old and think its cute and funny to ask people weird shit. Best to just to shut that down immediately. --- "People incapable of guilt usually do have a good time" -Detective Rust Cohle ... Copied to Clipboard!
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roos1046 Reborn 04/02/22 8:16:36 AM #6: |
this happened --- When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and I suddenly realized I was talking to myself. http://i.imgur.com/FoV5u.gif ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Slayer_22 04/02/22 11:44:53 AM #7: |
roos1046 Reborn posted... this happened Yes. Clearly I made it up lol. Edit: you can't see it, but I'm rolling my eyes. Just thought you'd like to know. --- "And no I'm not signing your twitter after this type of attitude so don't ask..." - IIINCORRUPTIBLE ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Guerrilla Soldier 04/02/22 11:48:16 AM #8: |
well, i guess at least you didn't accept the offer? maybe it would've been a good time --- Disclaimer: There's a good chance the above post could be sarcasm. Die-hard Oakland A's fan --- Keep the A's in Oakland! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Blue_Target 04/02/22 11:50:17 AM #9: |
I'm gonna guess they want you to play for some lap dances. --- https://imgur.com/JXxiPHm https://imgur.com/JXxiPHm ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MisterPengy 04/02/22 12:20:57 PM #10: |
75% chance they know a girl who works at the strip club, and she would be really into you. She invites you to her hotel to fuck (free of charge, because she likes you so much!) and then they rob the fuck out of you on the way there. 10% chance they just rob you on the way to the strip club, or drive you some where shady and rob you there 10% chance it was a male strip club and they were trying to offer you a job 5% chance they were trying to make some stupid new TikTok challenge --- Bosses are immune to the eat command so it won't be possible to end the final boss fight of the game by eating it. -VeghEsther ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Weezy_Tha_Don 04/02/22 12:22:39 PM #11: |
I probably watch too many crime shows, but I think they were trying to abduct and do unspeakable things to you --- http://i.imgur.com/hwZyGuA.jpg - courtesy of the homie United_World born in this world crying, but die laughing. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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JimmyFraska 04/02/22 12:23:08 PM #12: |
MisterPengy posted... 75% chance they know a girl who works at the strip club, and she would be really into you. She invites you to her hotel to fuck (free of charge, because she likes you so much!) and then they rob the fuck out of you on the way there.I'd swap #2 and #1 in the order, but otherwise yeah it was this ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Slayer_22 04/02/22 12:52:36 PM #13: |
MisterPengy posted... 75% chance they know a girl who works at the strip club, and she would be really into you. She invites you to her hotel to fuck (free of charge, because she likes you so much!) and then they rob the fuck out of you on the way there. I should also add that the strip club is walking distance. Like, there's no situation where they would be able to rob me without one of the bouncers seeing. And it's definitely NOT a male strip club. So 1 and 4 seem the most likely in this specific scenario. Either way, the more I think about it, it might have been a more sinister scenario. --- "And no I'm not signing your twitter after this type of attitude so don't ask..." - IIINCORRUPTIBLE ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MisterPengy 04/03/22 1:03:24 PM #14: |
Slayer_22 posted... I should also add that the strip club is walking distance. Like, there's no situation where they would be able to rob me without one of the bouncers seeing. Increase option 1 to 95% and remove the middle options. --- Bosses are immune to the eat command so it won't be possible to end the final boss fight of the game by eating it. -VeghEsther ... Copied to Clipboard!
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