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g0ldie
04/01/22 4:33:45 PM
#1:


pretty much spoils the game, but who cares; what I saw of it made me laugh

edit: oh yea, heavy spoilers, for those who care

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=mZavtHhk508

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DarkRoast
04/01/22 4:34:09 PM
#2:


It's actually really good, and the story is too

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g0ldie
04/01/22 4:34:53 PM
#3:


DarkRoast posted...
and the story is too
are you April Foolin' me

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DarkRoast
04/01/22 4:35:49 PM
#4:


g0ldie posted...
are you April Foolin' me

No it really is

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uwnim
04/01/22 4:37:18 PM
#5:


Yeah. It actually is legitimately good.

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DarkRoast
04/01/22 4:40:04 PM
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1 - It's a legit parody / homage to all the previous FF games, but that aspect of it is subtle until you realize what it's doing

2 - The story is weird and vague early on and that's actually intentional. But what's more interesting is that it's not as vague as it seems once you know what's going on.

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BakonBitz
04/01/22 4:40:37 PM
#7:


That's not actually the whole story. Funny video though.

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Rharyx211
04/01/22 4:41:28 PM
#8:


The story being legit good by the end was a welcome surprise. Jack is a really fun protagonist. (This is not an April Fools.)

Dunkey's video is also an appropriate reaction to everything, that said lmao.

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DarkRoast
04/01/22 4:43:47 PM
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The awkward and bad dialogue is only awkward and bad because you assume things are happening / people are meeting in the same way that they do normally. But that's not actually how the game's world works, and if you read the flavor text found in level descriptions, it becomes a lot more apparent.

But if you pay really close attention, there's little things they say that don't actually make sense in the normal course of events. And those are what actually matter. Like Jed randomly quipping "but she drowned last time?" or "oh, that's where she went this time."

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Irony
04/01/22 4:45:17 PM
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Too much April Fools in here

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ultimate reaver
04/01/22 4:47:26 PM
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ff fans will defend anything

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Axiom
04/01/22 4:48:46 PM
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Irony posted...
Too much Spril Fools in here
Nah darkroast has been shilling this game from beginning switching from thinking it's some big brain ironic masterpiece to now claiming its legitimately good

It's really just garbage fanboys are trying really hard to pretend its not
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DarkRoast
04/01/22 4:53:51 PM
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Here's a review that gets it:

https://www.digitallydownloaded.net/2022/03/review-stranger-of-paradise-sony-playstation-5.html

Later, theres a level that feels like it should be far more open than it is. Its a forested level, and the landscape that youre looking out and over certainly suggests openness, but youre constrained to a very obviously and obnoxiously narrow path instead. Its almost ridiculous just how overt and arbitrary the level artists and designers have been to funnel your movements through this level. Youll start thinking to yourself what a wasted opportunity this is but then youll hear the Final Fantasy XIII soundtrack in the background, and suddenly youre clued into the joke. The entire level becomes very funny then.

That's the kind of humor the game has.

I say it's brilliant because it really is brilliant. I've never seen a game so bold with its subversiveness and so willing to let the player figure out the deeper context.

In a level inspired by the completely irrational ending to FFIV, you're on a spaceship going to the Moon, and several people in your party comment on how it makes literally no sense that you can be on a spaceship and everyone is wearing medieval armor. You only get the joke if you've played Final Fantasy 4, and had the same "wtf how are there spaceships in this game" realization.

It's a kind of humor that you will only understand if you have played all of the classic Final Fantasy games.

So zoom back to the beginning - Cornelia, the Warriors of Light, the plot being paper-thin and dumb.

You know, just like FF1 actually is

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DarkRoast
04/01/22 5:04:11 PM
#14:


Think about it -

In FF1 - How did your characters meet? What's their backstory? Motivations? Do they have any goal in the first game other than the one single task they're given by the king of Corneria? Does anyone actually read any of the dialogue in Final Fantasy 1, or do they skip right through it so they can go kill the final boss? Every level and plot line in SoP is a cleverly subversive parody of the Final Fantasy game it represents.

One of my favorites is when the author of the flavor text mocks the FF6 level's architecture for being a "silly mess of magic and technology that probably sounded better on paper."

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Rharyx211
04/01/22 5:07:21 PM
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Yeah, there's a lot of details that are obviously jokes if you get them, but just seem stupid to anyone else.

Even small things that aren't actually an overt joke, like Jack's gang's crystals all being spheres -- because of how "crystal" was mistranslated as "orb" in the original FF1. It's something you might chuckle at if you're in the know, but otherwise just an earnest part of the plot otherwise. But it's also done as a neat foreshadowing plot point to indicate they're not the real warriors of light.

It kinda reminds me of how Kojima writes things super goofily but 100% earnestly at the same time.

But people just see Square Enix and go "lol the kingdom hearts guys, this writing is gonna be garbage haha" and don't bother using more than 2 braincells to actually consider if something is being done satirically or not.

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GATTJT
04/01/22 5:09:11 PM
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Y'all please stop making me actually want this silly ass game.

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DarkRoast
04/01/22 5:12:51 PM
#17:


Honestly, it probably was a mistake from a sales standpoint to make the humor so dependent on prior knowledge of Final Fantasy games. It's about as subtly subversive as it gets (although interestingly it becomes a lot less subtle once you pick up on it)

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Rharyx211
04/01/22 5:16:08 PM
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You don't even need knowledge of previous FF games to get all the jokes.

I mean, Jack literally whips out a smartphone and starts blasting Limp Bizkit because he doesn't want to listen to someone ramble off stock JRPG dialogue. How people don't *get* what they're doing is beyond me.

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DarkRoast
04/01/22 5:18:18 PM
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Rharyx211 posted...
You don't even need knowledge of previous FF games to get all the jokes.

I mean, Jack literally whips out a smartphone and starts blasting Limp Bizkit because he doesn't want to listen to someone ramble off stock JRPG dialogue. How people don't *get* what they're doing is beyond me.

Shortly after that scene she asks him "why do you think we keep getting amnesia?" And he thinks for a bit and says "because everything else is just a distraction from killing chaos" and at that point it's pretty clear there's a deeper meaning to what he's saying.

All the superfluous story BS - he doesn't care, because he's seen it so many times, with a million variations, all of it nonsensical and irrelevant. It's a surprisingly bold assessment of Final Fantasy as a staple of the genre.

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BlazinBlue88
04/01/22 5:19:27 PM
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Hop103
04/01/22 5:31:43 PM
#21:


I knew this was a meme game but wow, there's nothing in this game's story and dialogue that can be taken seriously.

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Dakimakura
04/01/22 5:32:52 PM
#22:


bullshit

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Rharyx211
04/01/22 5:38:43 PM
#23:


Hop103 posted...
wow, there's nothing in this game's story and dialogue that can be taken seriously.
He's only focusing on the funny parts, bruh.

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BakonBitz
04/01/22 6:22:32 PM
#24:


GATTJT posted...
Y'all please stop making me actually want this silly ass game.
If anything the combat is fairly fun.

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g0ldie
04/02/22 1:40:39 AM
#25:


please let's all reconvene ITT tomorrow so that we can confirm you're not pulling a tricky

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IndustrialTrudg
04/02/22 1:49:14 AM
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Rharyx211 posted...
You don't even need knowledge of previous FF games to get all the jokes.

I mean, Jack literally whips out a smartphone and starts blasting Limp Bizkit because he doesn't want to listen to someone ramble off stock JRPG dialogue. How people don't *get* what they're doing is beyond me.

Wtf lmao?

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sabin017
04/02/22 1:50:55 AM
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"tell me about Chaos" is very much in Team Ninja's wheelhouse. See:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1O3A5sYafTo

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gunplagirl
04/02/22 1:58:55 AM
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Honestly it was an amazing game until the exact moment it became grindy. The story and areas really do feel almost like satire of the biggest complaints and praises of their respective areas.
FFXIV making no sense having the story saying it's pirates but then you fight a sahagin boss
FFXIII being obnoxiously constrained until you get to the watery area
FFV having canons blocking your way through but after that you uhh never see them again
FFXII tomb is even more confusing to navigate and way longer between save points than what areas had come before
FFVII and all million ladders, if you're just looking for the way forward it's easy to navigate but you'll get lost looking for every hidden chest and story note in the area because you need to backtrack to the beginning with both key cards

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