Current Events > Why don't we all leave America for Denmark?

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The X Dawg 03/30/22 3:14:42 PM #1:	https://www.reddit.com/r/antiwork/comments/ts6n5u/i_moved_from_the_us_to_denmark_and_wow/ Seems like a good move. <cite>The X Dawg posted [p:963884731] in Why don't ... [t:79965484]...</cite> <quote>https://www.reddit.com/r/antiwork/comments/ts6n5u/i_moved_from_the_us_to_denmark_and_wow/ Seems like a good move. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DeadBankerDream 03/30/22 3:18:19 PM #2:	You definitely don't get a year of maternity leave in Denmark. --- "That thick shaft that causes women to shudder!" <cite>DeadBankerDream posted [p:963884823] in Why don't ... [t:79965484]...</cite> <quote>You definitely don't get a year of maternity leave in Denmark. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ComfortablySad 03/30/22 3:19:52 PM #3:	They don't want us. If you're not under 30 and skilled you're stuck in the US because word got out in 2016 we're dumb as shit. --- Teenage angst has paid off well, now I'm bored and old. <cite>ComfortablySad posted [p:963884867] in Why don't ... [t:79965484]...</cite> <quote>They don't want us. If you're not under 30 and skilled you're stuck in the US because word got out in 2016 we're dumb as shit. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
s0nicfan 03/30/22 3:21:05 PM #4:	Probably because they have more strict citizenship requirements than the US. If you've committed any crime with a sentence of longer than 1 year you can never become a citizen, and you need to live nearly a decade in the country to even qualify. Hell, commit a minor crime with a fee of more than 400 euros and your citizenship process gets quarantined for another half decade. EDIT: Oh, and you have to have a full-time job as well, for at least a few years. https://ec.europa.eu/migrant-integration/news/denmark-tightens-rules-citizenship-once-again_en --- "History Is Much Like An Endless Waltz. The Three Beats Of War, Peace And Revolution Continue On Forever." - Gundam Wing: Endless Waltz <cite>s0nicfan posted [p:963884903] in Why don't ... [t:79965484]...</cite> <quote>Probably because they have more strict citizenship requirements than the US. If you've committed any crime with a sentence of longer than 1 year you can never become a citizen, and you need to live nearly a decade in the country to even qualify. Hell, commit a minor crime with a fee of more than 400 euros and your citizenship process gets quarantined for another half decade. EDIT: Oh, and you have to have a full-time job as well, for at least a few years. https://ec.europa.eu/migrant-integration/news/denmark-tightens-rules-citizenship-once-again_en </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Questionmarktarius 03/30/22 3:22:26 PM #5:	Isn't Denmark's economy critically dependent on Lego? <cite>Questionmarktarius posted [p:963884937] in Why don't ... [t:79965484]...</cite> <quote>Isn't Denmark's economy critically dependent on Lego? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ivynn 03/30/22 3:22:39 PM #6:	I don't think everyone will fit. --- http://i.imgur.com/vDci4hD.gif <cite>Ivynn posted [p:963884941] in Why don't ... [t:79965484]...</cite> <quote>I don't think everyone will fit. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DeadBankerDream 03/30/22 3:23:19 PM #7:	Questionmarktarius posted... Isn't Denmark's economy critically dependent on Lego? We're actually the world's leading exporter of semen. --- "That thick shaft that causes women to shudder!" <cite>DeadBankerDream posted [p:963884960] in Why don't ... [t:79965484]...</cite> <quote>Questionmarktarius posted... </cite> <quote>Isn't Denmark's economy critically dependent on Lego?</quote>We're actually the world's leading exporter of semen. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Questionmarktarius 03/30/22 3:23:56 PM #8:	DeadBankerDream posted... We're actually the world's leading exporter of semen. Well, I mean, that could very well be what Lego is made of. <cite>Questionmarktarius posted [p:963884973] in Why don't ... [t:79965484]...</cite> <quote>DeadBankerDream posted... </cite> <quote>We're actually the world's leading exporter of semen.</quote>Well, I mean, that could very well be what Lego is made of. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Funkydog 03/30/22 3:25:32 PM #9:	I don't think Denmark as a whole has recently committed crimes worthy of such a damning sentence tbh. --- Let's make biscuits! <cite>Funkydog posted [p:963885008] in Why don't ... [t:79965484]...</cite> <quote>I don't think Denmark as a whole has recently committed crimes worthy of such a damning sentence tbh. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DeadBankerDream 03/30/22 3:27:02 PM #10:	Funkydog posted... I don't think Denmark as a whole has recently committed crimes worthy of such a damning sentence tbh. Maybe it's punishment for that giraffe incident. --- "That thick shaft that causes women to shudder!" <cite>DeadBankerDream posted [p:963885047] in Why don't ... [t:79965484]...</cite> <quote>Funkydog posted... </cite> <quote>I don't think Denmark as a whole has recently committed crimes worthy of such a damning sentence tbh.</quote>Maybe it's punishment for that giraffe incident. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
scar the 1 03/30/22 3:31:02 PM #11:	DeadBankerDream posted... You definitely don't get a year of maternity leave in Denmark. Danish Wikipedia says that you guys have the right to 52 weeks of barselseorlov though --- Stop being so aggressively argumentative for no reason. - UnfairRepresent <cite>scar the 1 posted [p:963885145] in Why don't ... [t:79965484]...</cite> <quote>DeadBankerDream posted... </cite> <quote>You definitely don't get a year of maternity leave in Denmark.</quote>Danish Wikipedia says that you guys have the right to 52 weeks of barselseorlov though </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AsucaHayashi 03/30/22 3:34:46 PM #12:	DeadBankerDream posted... You definitely don't get a year of maternity leave in Denmark. yes, you do. but only half of it is paid as stated which is why most people return after the 32 weeks are over. also, it's actually 6 weeks of paid vacation for a lot of people but divided into "separate days off" so you aren't forced to take the whole week off like the other 5. --- http://abload.de/img/pcgamingxtuvt.jpg http://i.imgur.com/9Yv0R2Z.jpg <cite>AsucaHayashi posted [p:963885237] in Why don't ... [t:79965484]...</cite> <quote>DeadBankerDream posted... </cite> <quote>You definitely don't get a year of maternity leave in Denmark.</quote> yes, you do. but only half of it is paid as stated which is why most people return after the 32 weeks are over. also, it's actually 6 weeks of paid vacation for a lot of people but divided into "separate days off" so you aren't forced to take the whole week off like the other 5. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DeadBankerDream 03/30/22 3:36:17 PM #13:	Huh, I was wrong. Silly me. --- "That thick shaft that causes women to shudder!" <cite>DeadBankerDream posted [p:963885277] in Why don't ... [t:79965484]...</cite> <quote>Huh, I was wrong. Silly me. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
sauceje 03/30/22 3:39:09 PM #14:	I don't have citizenship or any relevant skills to bring, lol --- He was born in a coop, raised in a cage, children fear him, critics rage, He's half alive, he's half dead, folks just call him Buckethead <cite>sauceje posted [p:963885355] in Why don't ... [t:79965484]...</cite> <quote>I don't have citizenship or any relevant skills to bring, lol </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AsucaHayashi 03/30/22 3:46:07 PM #15:	also, you should probably stay away. DK has been notoriously difficult to get into and they like kicking people out: https://www-tv2lorry-dk.translate.goog/artikel/demo-frederikssund?_x_tr_sl=auto&_x_tr_tl=en&_x_tr_hl=en --- http://abload.de/img/pcgamingxtuvt.jpg http://i.imgur.com/9Yv0R2Z.jpg <cite>AsucaHayashi posted [p:963885551] in Why don't ... [t:79965484]...</cite> <quote>also, you should probably stay away. DK has been notoriously difficult to get into and they like kicking people out: https://www-tv2lorry-dk.translate.goog/artikel/demo-frederikssund?_x_tr_sl=auto&_x_tr_tl=en&_x_tr_hl=en </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Octans 03/30/22 3:47:39 PM #16:	My great grandfather left Denmark in 1918, at age 16. Was he a great fool? --- Click here <cite>Octans posted [p:963885585] in Why don't ... [t:79965484]...</cite> <quote>My great grandfather left Denmark in 1918, at age 16. Was he a great fool? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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