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PiOverlord
03/23/22 9:27:40 AM
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So many kinds of pizza, and you hate every single type of pizza? Even non-dairy options out there.

You're just sus to me.

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Heartomaton
03/23/22 9:29:42 AM
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It's the only casual way to identify a lizard-person.

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Tenlaar
03/23/22 9:30:05 AM
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What if its pizza dough that somebody doesnt like?
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Spidey5
03/23/22 9:30:20 AM
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Pizza... unenjoyer? Why sir I have never heard something so disgusting in my life.

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CE_gonna_CE
03/23/22 9:36:29 AM
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My son does not like pizza

I will change that someday.

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Kombucha
03/23/22 9:36:57 AM
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They must be brought to justice.

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Doom_Art
03/23/22 9:38:12 AM
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I dated a girl who didn't like pizza

She seemed to have an issue with tomato sauce, something about the acidity

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PiOverlord
03/23/22 9:39:39 AM
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Doom_Art posted...
I dated a girl who didn't like pizza

She seemed to have an issue with tomato sauce, something about the acidity
It sounds like you're no longer dating her. Big Red Flag with the pizza part imo.

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TheOnionKnight
03/23/22 9:40:29 AM
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The husband of one of my friends doesn't like pizza. He also doesn't like spicy food. Even the mildest spice is too much for him. I've long suspected that something is wrong with this man.

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PiOverlord
03/23/22 9:53:27 AM
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TheOnionKnight posted...
The husband of one of my friends doesn't like pizza. He also doesn't like spicy food. Even the mildest spice is too much for him. I've long suspected that something is wrong with this man.
He's an alien trying to disguise as a person.

It's your job to expose him.

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Sczoyd
03/23/22 10:14:55 AM
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Doom_Art posted...
I dated a girl who didn't like pizza

She seemed to have an issue with tomato sauce, something about the acidity

Half the time I get pizza I don't even get the regular sauce on it. Most places will have like an Alfredo, or garlic white sauce or BBQ or whatever

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Verdekal
03/23/22 10:18:33 AM
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Pizza is okay. I don't mind being a lizard person.

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bloodyarts
03/23/22 10:41:18 AM
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Read this as: "I don't trust pizza employers", as in your boss at a pizza place.
To which, I'd agree.
Re:topic... meh. I could take it or leave it.
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Doom_Art
03/23/22 10:59:04 AM
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PiOverlord posted...
It sounds like you're no longer dating her. Big Red Flag with the pizza part imo.
That and her immaturity should've been a red flag

but her butt was really really nice so I tolerated it

Sczoyd posted...
Half the time I get pizza I don't even get the regular sauce on it. Most places will have like an Alfredo, or garlic white sauce or BBQ or whatever
Yeah I've been branching out lately. Been getting garlic white ever since I found out it's what they put on that Batman pizza

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Gobstoppers12
03/23/22 11:01:51 AM
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Right? Pizza is so much more versatile than pepperoni with mozzarella and tomato sauce on a flour crust. There is inevitably going to be a version that you like. When you say "I don't like pizza," what you're really saying is that you haven't found your home pizza yet.

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PiOverlord
03/23/22 12:06:16 PM
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Doom_Art posted...
That and her immaturity should've been a red flag

but her butt was really really nice so I tolerated it

Yeah I've been branching out lately. Been getting garlic white ever since I found out it's what they put on that Batman pizza
I don't blame you. I, too, would have ignored those signs for such a reason.

Gobstoppers12 posted...
Right? Pizza is so much more versatile than pepperoni with mozzarella and tomato sauce on a flour crust. There is inevitably going to be a version that you like. When you say "I don't like pizza," what you're really saying is that you haven't found your home pizza yet.
That's how I feel. You can swap out any part of the pizza you don't like. There's no such thing as no substitutes when it comes to pizza.

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