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UnfairRepresent 03/17/22 3:59:15 PM #1:	You're at home one day when your old friend you haven't seen in a while turns up at your door, carrying a big sack like Santa Claus. 'Heya! Long time no see. This is a little awkward but I've got some things for you.' As she starts pulling things from out of her sack you realize it's all things that went missing from your home over the years. You just assumed that you lost them. 'You see I'm a keleptmaniac. I used to steal things from people, sometimes to buy drugs, sometimes for no reason. But don't worry! I'm clean now, through Gods grace, no drugs for 7 months, no stealing for 6. I've got a proper job at Popeyes now and everything.' she says with positive energy while flashing a sobriety token. 'But Wesley, the big black British man who runs my support group, suggested that it wasn't enough just to get better and that I should try to make amends... And i think he is right so I'm returning everything that I took from anyone. Some of your stuff was broken or i lost it, ironically, so I bought some brand new replacements. Hope that's okay.' 'Oh and one more thing.' She rustles inside her top and takes out a crumpled $20 bill, then hands it to you 'I also took about $19.67 worth of food from your fridge over time. I thought this made more sense than dumping a load of groceries you may not even want... So... errr... Thank the good Lord above and.... are we cool? Peace?' she says nervously https://i.imgur.com/V5pWm1n.jpeg How do you react? What do you do? --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! http://i.imgur.com/yPw05Ob.png <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:963531668] in Your frien... [t:79947158]...</cite> <quote>You're at home one day when your old friend you haven't seen in a while turns up at your door, carrying a big sack like Santa Claus. 'Heya! Long time no see. This is a little awkward but I've got some things for you.' As she starts pulling things from out of her sack you realize it's all things that went missing from your home over the years. You just assumed that you lost them. 'You see I'm a keleptmaniac. I used to steal things from people, sometimes to buy drugs, sometimes for no reason. But don't worry! I'm clean now, through Gods grace, no drugs for 7 months, no stealing for 6. I've got a proper job at Popeyes now and everything.' she says with positive energy while flashing a sobriety token. 'But Wesley, the big black British man who runs my support group, suggested that it wasn't enough just to get better and that I should try to make amends... And i think he is right so I'm returning everything that I took from anyone. Some of your stuff was broken or i lost it, ironically, so I bought some brand new replacements. Hope that's okay.' 'Oh and one more thing.' She rustles inside her top and takes out a crumpled $20 bill, then hands it to you 'I also took about $19.67 worth of food from your fridge over time. I thought this made more sense than dumping a load of groceries you may not even want... So... errr... Thank the good Lord above and.... are we cool? Peace?' she says nervously https://i.imgur.com/V5pWm1n.jpeg How do you react? What do you do? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Wii_Shaker 03/17/22 4:00:46 PM #2:	Dusted this one off huh? --- "He busted in, blessed be the Lord Who believe any mess they read up on a message board" -MF DOOM 1970-2020 (G.O.A.T.) <cite>Wii_Shaker posted [p:963531715] in Your frien... [t:79947158]...</cite> <quote>Dusted this one off huh? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Tappor 03/17/22 4:04:50 PM #3:	You already used this one. Yawn. --- Garbage poster extraordinaire <cite>Tappor posted [p:963531821] in Your frien... [t:79947158]...</cite> <quote>You already used this one. Yawn. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
XxKrazyChaosxX 03/17/22 4:04:51 PM #4:	Giant box of porn. --- "I woke up at four am by accident in time for the paper to be delivered. Guess what? It's not a kid on a bike, it's a man in a car." - Kevin Malone <cite>XxKrazyChaosxX posted [p:963531823] in Your frien... [t:79947158]...</cite> <quote>Giant box of porn. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Malcrasternus 03/17/22 4:13:00 PM #5:	UnfairRepresent posted... keleptmaniac --- 4/15/1951 - 3/18/2014 <cite>Malcrasternus posted [p:963532078] in Your frien... [t:79947158]...</cite> <quote>UnfairRepresent posted... </cite> <quote>keleptmaniac</quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Questionmarktarius 03/17/22 4:14:42 PM #6:	"Um... this mayonnaise expired fifteen years ago" <cite>Questionmarktarius posted [p:963532129] in Your frien... [t:79947158]...</cite> <quote>"Um... this mayonnaise expired fifteen years ago" </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ViewtifulJoe 03/17/22 4:21:33 PM #7:	Does she have a name though? Is it an untrustworthy sounding one? --- Still waiting on that third threat <cite>ViewtifulJoe posted [p:963532341] in Your frien... [t:79947158]...</cite> <quote>Does she have a name though? Is it an untrustworthy sounding one? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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