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Shablagoo
03/14/22 4:49:58 AM
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https://www.indiewire.com/2022/03/obi-wan-kenobi-scripts-too-dark-1234707478/

It was overhauled by the guy who wrote Army of the Dead lol

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Kim_Seong-a
03/14/22 4:51:11 AM
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Can't have any darkness in a story about a survivor of genocide! =0

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viewmaster_pi
03/14/22 4:51:24 AM
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ah, it was endisneyed

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Xethuminra
03/14/22 4:52:26 AM
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It was easier to push the reset button in the 90's

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KnightofShikari
03/14/22 4:57:43 AM
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expect a lot of prequel memes being shoved in to random conversations. every single person obi-wan meets, "hello there"

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Back_Stabbath
03/14/22 4:59:02 AM
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KnightofShikari posted...
expect a lot of prequel memes being shoved in to random conversations. every single person obi-wan meets, "hello there"

*turns at winks at camera with a smirk*

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Shablagoo
03/15/22 12:08:44 PM
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lol

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DrizztLink
03/15/22 12:09:21 PM
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Shablagoo posted...
the guy who wrote Army of the Dead
I'm pretty okay with that

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Duncanwii
03/15/22 12:10:26 PM
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They just added 50% more Jar Jar.

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WingsOfGood
03/15/22 12:10:46 PM
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Guess no scenes where he walks in to see dead younglings everywhere
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eston
03/15/22 12:11:20 PM
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Obi-Wan
Real name, no gimmicks

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Blightzkrieg
03/15/22 12:11:33 PM
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KnightofShikari posted...
expect a lot of prequel memes being shoved in to random conversations. every single person obi-wan meets, "hello there"
This is exactly what will happen and people will eat it up.

I expect deep fakes Mark Hamill to cameo again because people like him for some fucking reason

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RiKuToTheMiGhtY
03/15/22 12:11:34 PM
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It should be dark due to the era he is living in.

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Smackems
03/15/22 12:11:57 PM
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eston posted...
Obi-Wan
Real name, no gimmicks
Lol

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Southernfatman
03/15/22 12:13:28 PM
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KnightofShikari posted...
expect a lot of prequel memes being shoved in to random conversations. every single person obi-wan meets, "hello there"

He'll mention something about blasters being so uncivilized. Wasn't so uncivilized when it saved your ass Obi. Also, shooting someone is barbaric, but cutting off limbs and stabbing people with a sword isn't?

eston posted...
Obi-Wan
Real name, no gimmicks

Bravo

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Smackems
03/15/22 12:19:18 PM
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Mace Windu was hanging force ghost hawg

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Smackems
03/15/22 12:20:36 PM
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Southernfatman posted...
He'll mention something about blasters being so uncivilized. Wasn't so uncivilized when it saved your ass Obi. Also, shooting someone is barbaric, but cutting off limbs and stabbing people with a sword isn't?

Bravo
I think the idea is that lightsabers require way more training and discipline to use than a gun, which any fucker can use for any reason

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IShall_Run_Amok
03/15/22 12:22:33 PM
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They should have done that with Solo. Can barely see a thing in that movie.

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Questionmarktarius
03/15/22 12:23:38 PM
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Southernfatman posted...
He'll mention something about blasters being so uncivilized. Wasn't so uncivilized when it saved your ass Obi.
Lucas almost certainly wrote that line when he thought Toshiro Mifune was getting the part. The "space samurai" bits got downgraded a little when Alec Guinness got the part instead.
(Mifune's english sucked at the time)
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Southernfatman
03/15/22 12:48:24 PM
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Questionmarktarius posted...
Lucas almost certainly wrote that line when he thought Toshiro Mifune was getting the part. The "space samurai" bits got downgraded a little when Alec Guinness got the part instead.
(Mifune's english sucked at the time)

I sort of get what Lucas was going for. I think in 4 OW calls the lightsaber "an elegant weapon for a more civilized age". Still a little weird to say, but you could say he was being a bit poetical. It's just funny in 3 that he calls a blaster uncivilized when he just used one to kill an enemy.

And Toshiro Mifune as Obi Wan would have been very interesting.

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Letsago
03/15/22 6:19:27 PM
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I wonder if Qui-Gon's ghost will be in it (even if it isn't Liam Neeson). I know he was communicating with Obi-Wan during his time on Tatooine in Legends.

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Ryven
03/15/22 6:22:16 PM
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No Darth Maul

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