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brestugo
03/13/22 9:34:33 PM
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https://www.sportbible.com/mma/super-flexible-joe-rogan-claims-he-could-suck-his-own-dick-20220312

Joined by Ari Shaffir, Mark Normand and Shane Gillis on The Joe Rogan Experience, the American star provided (unnecessary) insight into how he shaves his arsehole.

I spread my legs apart and I go head between the legs, Rogan told the trio.

Shaffir, Normand and Gillis seemed to cast doubts on Rogans claim, with The Joe Rogan Experience host proceeding to make his outrageous autofellatio remarks.

I could suck my own dick if I wanted to, he said.

Im super flexible. Ive never done it but Ive put it around my face just to know I could do it.

Rogan, 54, went on to explain how he can flatten my body and revealed exactly how to put ones self in a position to perform oral sex on themselves.

I can flatten my body out. You know I can. You remember that time when Burt said can you do a split and I just dropped down and did a split, he said.

If you can bend your head and go fully flat, where do you think your face is and wheres your dick?
The UFC colour commentator, unsurprisingly, committed to his dick-sucking claim by saying he was pretty sure he could do it.

I could, Rogan said again. Im pretty sure.

Fans were left in stitches at Rogans exchange with Shaffir, Normand and Gillis on the podcast episode.

For sure, and that is probably why he has been stretching for years and being so into MMA. The life-long quest to flexibility and sucking his own dick, Joe just keeps on getting crazier and crazier, one fan said.

Someone else posted: Id actually be impressed if he really is that flexible... especially given how blocky he looks.

Another added: Narrator: he definitely sucked his d**k.

While a fourth wrote: In Joes defence, most little [people] are very flexy. Remember Jackass when Wee Man effortlessly kicked himself in the forehead?


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AldousIsDead
03/13/22 9:35:35 PM
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I usually say Fuck Joe Rogan.

In this case Joe Rogan can Fuck himself.

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Robot2600
03/13/22 9:36:32 PM
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its definitely possible

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Machete
03/13/22 9:37:04 PM
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joe rogan

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Slayer_22
03/13/22 9:38:34 PM
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Damn Joe can do anything can't he?

He can be antivax, he can spread misinformation, he can commentate on UFC, and now he can do this!

What CAN'T he do?

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coolguyjimmy
03/13/22 9:42:07 PM
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I remember XXXXXXXXXX-celebrity supposedly removed his ribs in order to suck his own penis -- when I was at school. Often said in the same breath as the truck where Mew was hidden.
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coolguyjimmy
03/13/22 10:02:04 PM
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Lil_Bit83
03/13/22 10:05:59 PM
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Slayer_22 posted...
Damn Joe can do anything can't he?

He can be antivax, he can spread misinformation, he can commentate on UFC, and now he can do this!

What CAN'T he do?
Use his brain apparently.

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TheBreadedOne
03/13/22 10:06:41 PM
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Can he disappear up his own asshole?

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thronedfire2
03/13/22 10:06:42 PM
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when I was younger I could. but just the tip >_>

I only did it once or twice though

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Lil_Bit83
03/13/22 10:06:44 PM
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Okay then...

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Tyranthraxus
03/13/22 10:08:31 PM
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He already has a podcast. That's basically the same thing, right?

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nexigrams
03/13/22 10:10:13 PM
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That's pretty fucking awesome ngl. I'm pretty sure the entirety of global society would break down if all men could though. They'd just stay in their rooms sucking themselves off for 80 years and then die.

Why would you ever strive for, or even attempt to accomplish, anything ever again if you could that? Isn't that the point of everything we do in life? To convince someone else to do that for us?

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brestugo
03/14/22 8:51:56 AM
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AldousIsDead posted...
I usually say Fuck Joe Rogan.

In this case Joe Rogan can Fuck himself.


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brestugo
03/14/22 2:43:55 PM
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I have no problem telling anyone that they may go fuck themselves. At any time.

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EmbraceOfDeath
03/14/22 2:46:37 PM
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I thought he did that every episode.

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masterpug53
03/14/22 2:53:09 PM
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It's been known for some time that he's physically capable of sticking his head up his own ass, so this isn't much of a stretch.

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