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TheOtherMike
03/14/22 7:32:22 PM
#51:


Lairen posted...
Whoever actually gives a fuck about people returning carts or not doesnt have anything going on in their lives.....

Nah, there's literally no reason not to put your cart away unless you're a literal pile of garbage.
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Lairen
03/14/22 7:33:38 PM
#52:


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No one cares except for the paid actors in his videos.

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Lairen
03/14/22 7:34:09 PM
#53:


TheOtherMike posted...
Nah, there's literally no reason not to put your cart away unless you're a literal pile of garbage.

Literally no one cares. Except lonely people. Need a hug?

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BeyondWalls
03/14/22 7:35:27 PM
#54:


Lairen posted...
Lol they do that because thats where theyre supposed to park.

Tell me youve never worked retail without telling me youve never worked retail.
There was never any assigned parking at any store Ive ever worked. Ive even done store conversions all along the east coast and was a drug store manager for five years before I went back to school. The only rule was that employees shouldnt park in the very front spaces, but those are typically 15 min spaces these days.

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TheOtherMike
03/14/22 7:35:53 PM
#55:


Lairen posted...
Literally no one cares.

Objectively and demonstrably wrong.
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Lairen
03/14/22 8:45:10 PM
#57:


This whole things a lie. No one ever cared what you do with your carts....

And if you really cared you walk them back in the store and literally no one does that.

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MC_BatCommander
03/14/22 8:45:48 PM
#58:


Don't be a lazybones and return the cart

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MabusIncarnate
03/14/22 8:49:38 PM
#59:


Upside down in the handicapped space makes sure it doesn't roll away and it's close and convenient for the clerk to collect.

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Lairen
03/14/22 8:52:38 PM
#60:


MC_BatCommander posted...
Don't be a lazybones and return the cart

Why would i start now?

You have to pay people to act like they care on a fake video about returning them...

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BeyondWalls
03/14/22 9:08:33 PM
#62:


Lairen posted...
And if you really cared you walk them back in the store and literally no one does that.
I do that all the time if Im parked close. Why wouldnt you?

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MC_BatCommander
03/14/22 9:25:35 PM
#63:


Lairen posted...
Why would i start now?

You have to pay people to act like they care on a fake video about returning them...

Return them because it's the decent thing to do, lazybones

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TheOtherMike
03/14/22 9:34:46 PM
#64:


Lairen posted...
No one ever cared what you do with your carts....

TheOtherMike posted...
Objectively and demonstrably wrong.

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Lairen
03/14/22 9:39:04 PM
#65:


MC_BatCommander posted...
Return them because it's the decent thing to do, lazybones

Ill return them once you become a decent mod.

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MC_BatCommander
03/14/22 9:57:13 PM
#66:


Lairen posted...
Ill return them once you become a decent mod.

I'll be a decent mod when you become a decent poster

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WingsOfGood
03/14/22 10:03:28 PM
#67:


tc already failed to excercise their own plan ITT

they would get narced on SO HARD

tc just put your cart up
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BeyondWalls
03/14/22 10:15:39 PM
#68:


WingsOfGood posted...
tc already failed to excercise their own plan ITT

they would get narced on SO HARD
Do you think TC would cry if the Cart Narc ran up to him?

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WingsOfGood
03/14/22 10:22:14 PM
#69:


this tc?

https://youtu.be/lExj4POYGTk?t=165
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toreysback
03/14/22 10:39:40 PM
#70:


if i had to take the cart all the way back to the store, i would probably be an asshole lots of days. but the stores around me have little areas not at the store where you can leave your cart. there's always one near anywhere i park

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TheRock88
03/14/22 11:20:24 PM
#71:


archedsoul posted...
Are these even real still? One of the recent ones was obviously scripted because the guy melting down was not only an old actor, his YouTube channel was basically filming himself have meltdowns in public.

He said his fans requested that he troll the actor cause of his wild outbursts and once they found out he was also a lazybone, Seabass (aka the Cart Narc) had all the ammo he needed. Only reason he did it just a few weeks ago was cause some fans found out where the actor was that day and Seabass was near the area at that time.

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Lairen
03/15/22 8:15:38 AM
#72:


How much does the cart narc pay you to be in his video? Give me a hundred and ill act all got...

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The_Korey
03/15/22 8:41:51 AM
#73:


Lairen posted...
Whoever actually gives a fuck about people returning carts or not doesnt have anything going on in their lives.....

I kould easily say the same thing about anyone komming up with a list of things to do instead of just putting a kart back.

Also, that pic isn't even about giving a fuck about karts. It's simply pointing out a mundane thing that happens to double as a measurement for self-governance.


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WingsOfGood
03/15/22 8:47:49 AM
#74:


All the effort tc used to post and he could have easily returned his cart
Think about that.
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masterpug53
03/15/22 8:53:07 AM
#75:


Lairen posted...
Versus the cart narc?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tzWckYfZhbA

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RenescoStCewl
03/15/22 9:02:28 AM
#76:


Lairen posted...
How much does the cart narc pay you to be in his video? Give me a hundred and ill act all got...
You wouldn't need to act since you're proud of being lazy and clearly triggered by this guy.

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BeyondWalls
03/15/22 9:06:18 AM
#77:


WingsOfGood posted...
All the effort tc used to post and he could have easily returned his cart
Think about that.
I imagine him being confronted by Cart Narc and then trying to flip his cart over in a handicap space. Only he trips and goes down with the cart. Then as hes wallowing around on the pavement screaming dont record me! the cart narc just looks at him and says, this all could have been avoided if you just put your cart up.

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Lairen
03/15/22 10:41:05 AM
#78:


It does make sense that no one in his videos just ignores him. Theyre fake. Like people returning carts or tipping.

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Lairen
03/15/22 10:41:33 AM
#79:


BeyondWalls posted...
I imagine him being confronted by Cart Narc and then trying to flip his cart over in a handicap space. Only he trips and goes down with the cart. Then as hes wallowing around on the pavement screaming dont record me! the cart narc just looks at him and says, this all could have been avoided if you just put your cart up.

And then everyone claps.

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WingsOfGood
03/15/22 10:43:23 AM
#80:


Lairen posted...
It does make sense that no one in his videos just ignores him. Theyre fake. Like people returning carts or tipping.

It makes sense because the people are just dicks who think they are better than everyone else or they would put their carts up. So all of them obviously can't just ignore someone calling them out. They HAVE to participate by showing the narc that they just care so little and why should they have human decency? etc
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toreysback
03/15/22 10:43:51 AM
#81:


that's a wrap

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Lairen
03/15/22 10:44:53 AM
#82:


WingsOfGood posted...
It makes sense because the people are just dicks who think they are better than everyone else or they would put their carts up. So all of them obviously can't just ignore someone calling them out. They HAVE to participate by showing the narc that they just care so little and why should they have human decency? etc

And that he paid them.

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WingsOfGood
03/15/22 10:56:02 AM
#83:


Lairen posted...
And that he paid them.

He don't need to. Easy to find anyone like this who would gladly voice their opinion that no one can make them move a cart and be a decent person.

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Lairen
03/15/22 11:32:37 AM
#84:


WingsOfGood posted...
He don't need to. Easy to find anyone like this who would gladly voice their opinion that no one can make them move a cart and be a decent person.

But theyre fake. Youre literally the one falling for it.

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Dat_Cracka_Jax
03/15/22 11:33:18 AM
#85:


Just put the cart where it goes and you'll be fine

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Lairen
03/15/22 11:35:30 AM
#86:


Dat_Cracka_Jax posted...
Just put the cart where it goes and you'll be fine

You literally dont have to. Theres not even an actual cart narc. If you never ever return a cart no one will care. People caring is a joke in itself.

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WingsOfGood
03/15/22 11:36:09 AM
#87:


Lairen posted...
But theyre fake. Youre literally the one falling for it.

You could have put 10 carts away with all the effort you put into this thread.
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Lairen
03/15/22 11:37:10 AM
#88:


WingsOfGood posted...
You could have put 10 carts away with all the effort you put into this thread.

And you as well. Who cares?

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Tappor
03/15/22 11:44:35 AM
#89:


I wonder which Cart Narcs video TC is in.

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Lairen
03/15/22 11:46:46 AM
#90:


Tappor posted...
I wonder which Cart Narcs video TC is in.

Theyre fake.

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Tappor
03/15/22 11:48:24 AM
#91:


No proof. You don't really believe everything you read on the internet, right?


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Lairen
03/15/22 11:50:13 AM
#92:


Tappor posted...
No proof. You don't really believe everything you read on the internet, right?

Of the fake videos being fake?


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WingsOfGood
03/15/22 11:53:25 AM
#93:


Lairen posted...
And you as well. Who cares?

I put my carts up and think cart narc is a great guy.
You don't.
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RenescoStCewl
03/15/22 11:54:16 AM
#94:


Is tc an alt of caution or one of his buddies? It seems like the kind of thing they would support.

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Lairen
03/15/22 11:54:28 AM
#95:


WingsOfGood posted...
I put my carts up and think cart narc is a great guy.
You don't.

Because you fall for fake videos.

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Lairen
03/15/22 11:54:54 AM
#96:


RenescoStCewl posted...
Is tc an alt of caution or one of his buddies? It seems like the kind of thing they would support.

I support your mom.

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WingsOfGood
03/15/22 11:55:30 AM
#97:


Lairen posted...
Because you fall for fake videos.

No I put my cart up because I am not lazy and think about other people.
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RenescoStCewl
03/15/22 11:58:03 AM
#98:


Lairen posted...
I support your mom.
I'll take that as a yes.

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Lairen
03/15/22 11:58:50 AM
#99:


RenescoStCewl posted...
I'll take that as a yes.

Thats what your mom said.

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Dat_Cracka_Jax
03/15/22 12:39:38 PM
#100:


Lairen posted...
You literally dont have to. Theres not even an actual cart narc. If you never ever return a cart no one will care. People caring is a joke in itself.
Of course you don't have to. It's just the right thing to do

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