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Lairen
03/13/22 6:32:03 PM
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-Do not respond or talk to the Narc. This will make the video boring and seem more like hes harassing you.

-Blast your car radio so he has to greatly edit or not use the video at all on youtube.

-Take off any magnet he puts on your car and frisbee throw them as far away as you can.

-Only say single offensive cuss words so he has to bleep it and or possibly demonitize video.

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mullettron
03/13/22 6:33:13 PM
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Or you could just put your cart away after using it.
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Lairen
03/13/22 6:33:32 PM
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These countermeasures are anything but lazy.

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Lairen
03/13/22 6:34:27 PM
#5:


mullettron posted...
Or you could just put your cart away after using it.

Never do this. Put it in front of the cart narcs car.

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gamer167
03/13/22 6:44:36 PM
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If I saw him in real life I would like to troll him a bit.
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BeyondWalls
03/13/22 6:46:13 PM
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gamer167 posted...
If I saw him in real life I would like to troll him a bit.
How would you do that?

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CanuckCowboy
03/13/22 6:46:30 PM
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gamer167 posted...
If I saw him in real life I would like to troll him a bit.

100% if I saw that dude it would be the one time I don't put my cart back. And I'd be blatant about it. Lol.

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Tyranthraxus
03/13/22 6:48:15 PM
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BeyondWalls posted...
How would you do that?
I always put my cart back but in the event that he came up to be I always carry a 1000 lumen flashlight and would just shine it at his eyes / camera so he wouldn't be able to properly record anything / he'd be forced to look away.

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Axiom
03/13/22 6:48:44 PM
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Imagine coming up with this instead of putting a cart where it belongs like an adult

Peak manchild behavior
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ToadallyAwesome
03/13/22 6:50:51 PM
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Axiom posted...
Imagine coming up with this instead of putting a cart where it belongs like an adult

Peak manchild behavior

This. Its actually a social test that shows a lot about people.

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Inferno Dive Dragoon
03/13/22 6:50:54 PM
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mullettron posted...
Or you could just put your cart away after using it.

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CanuckCowboy
03/13/22 6:54:38 PM
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ToadallyAwesome posted...
This. Its actually a social test that shows a lot about people.

Except for the part where cart narc is a dick and if it shows so much about people it also shows hes a complete goof.

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Jiek_Fafn
03/13/22 6:57:53 PM
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Like half of his videos are people not responding or doing the things that you mentioned

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Solid Snake07
03/13/22 6:58:37 PM
#16:


Or you could just not be a worthless fucking lump and return your shopping cart.

or if you cant help but be a lazy sack of shit just drive off with the magnet instead of having an argument with a stranger about why youre lazy

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trappedunderice
03/13/22 7:01:31 PM
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Weep woop skiddly wooooop excuse me that's not where the carts go
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Payzmaykr
03/13/22 7:01:42 PM
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If someone tries to film you for any reason (to put on the internet), always take your phone and play copyrighted songs (Nintendo theme songs work great).

The harasser cant post the video or otherwise gets their channel taken down for copyright infringement. When someone tries something like this with me, I point to my ears and shrug as if to say Ive got ear buds in. If they put their hands on me, I would call the cops.

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Lairen
03/13/22 7:07:26 PM
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Axiom posted...
Imagine coming up with this instead of putting a cart where it belongs like an adult

Peak manchild behavior

Versus the cart narc?

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Gamerguymass
03/13/22 7:08:18 PM
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I don't understand how this guy hasn't been shot yet. People have been shot for far less. And how has he not been fined/arrested for disturbing the peace/harassment/some similar charge?

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voldothegr8
03/13/22 7:10:15 PM
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Axiom posted...
Imagine coming up with this instead of putting a cart where it belongs like an adult

Peak manchild behavior

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Solid Snake07
03/13/22 7:10:24 PM
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Gamerguymass posted...
I don't understand how this guy hasn't been shot yet. People have been shot for far less. And how has he not been fined/arrested for disturbing the peace/harassment/some similar charge?


because hes not doing anything illegal

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sktgamer_13dude
03/13/22 7:10:48 PM
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Axiom posted...
Imagine coming up with this instead of putting a cart where it belongs like an adult

Peak manchild behavior

He says while supporting someone who goes around being a man child about carts.

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Lairen
03/13/22 7:10:52 PM
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Ok id look at him tell him:

If you turn off that camera ill put my cart away.

He wouldnt do it cause he doesnt give a fuck about carts he just wants to make his stupid video.

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Gamerguymass
03/13/22 7:12:30 PM
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Solid Snake07 posted...
because hes not doing anything illegal

Going up to random people on the street and getting in their face and bothering them like that even after they repeatedly tell you to leave them alone is absolutely illegal.

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Jiek_Fafn
03/13/22 7:14:23 PM
#26:


Gamerguymass posted...
Going up to random people on the street and getting in their face and bothering them like that even after they repeatedly tell you to leave them alone is absolutely illegal.
Tell me you haven't watched one of his videos without telling me you haven't watched one if his videos

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Lairen
03/13/22 7:16:37 PM
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Jiek_Fafn posted...
Tell me you haven't watched one of his videos without telling me you haven't watched one if his videos

Are you the one that keeps saying this tik tok crap?

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Jiek_Fafn
03/13/22 7:17:12 PM
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Lairen posted...
Are you the one that keeps saying this tik tok crap?
Can you rephrase your question? I'm having trouble understanding

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Lairen
03/13/22 7:18:06 PM
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Jiek_Fafn posted...
Can you rephrase your question? I'm having trouble understanding

Tell me youre a virgin without telling me youre a virgin.

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Jiek_Fafn
03/13/22 7:19:37 PM
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Lairen posted...
Tell me your a virgin without telling me your a virgin.
The bigger the butt, the deeper the vagina

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Solid Snake07
03/13/22 7:59:42 PM
#31:


Gamerguymass posted...
Going up to random people on the street and getting in their face and bothering them like that even after they repeatedly tell you to leave them alone is absolutely illegal.


he doesnt get in their face or badger them, he asks them to put their cart back and throws a magnet on their car if they dont. At which point the ones who make it into a video lose their shit and make a scene. Nothing about that is illegal. YouTube wouldnt let them post it if it were illegal.

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The_Creep_2020
03/13/22 8:04:02 PM
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Sounds like a lot more effort than putting the fucking trolley where it belongs

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Damn_Underscore
03/13/22 8:05:18 PM
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Lairen
03/13/22 8:10:27 PM
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Ive given you all the options to ruin his youtube video. Because he doesnt care about the carts, he cares about pissing you off and making a video about it.

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ElleRagu
03/13/22 8:11:37 PM
#35:


where is the cart narc located

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BeyondWalls
03/14/22 7:14:56 PM
#36:


ElleRagu posted...
where is the cart narc located
There are agents all across the US!

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Lairen
03/14/22 7:16:49 PM
#37:


Damn_Underscore posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/1/9/1/AAMkx7AADBpn.jpg

Whoever actually gives a fuck about people returning carts or not doesnt have anything going on in their lives.....

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archedsoul
03/14/22 7:18:08 PM
#38:


Are these even real still? One of the recent ones was obviously scripted because the guy melting down was not only an old actor, his YouTube channel was basically filming himself have meltdowns in public.

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Lairen
03/14/22 7:20:59 PM
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archedsoul posted...
Are these even real still? One of the recent ones was obviously scripted because the guy melting down was not only an old actor, his YouTube channel was basically filming himself have meltdowns in public.

And tbh his views arnt that high. I dont think people care either way.....

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BeyondWalls
03/14/22 7:25:41 PM
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Lairen posted...
Whoever actually gives a fuck about people returning carts or not doesnt have anything going on in their lives.....
Wrong! Loose shopping carts are like parking lot missiles. I remember when I worked in retail every employee lived in fear of loose carts. One night the pharmacist went out to find her brand new Maximas taillight smashed out by a runaway cart. Its not a joke. It really does determine whether youre a good person or not.

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Lairen
03/14/22 7:27:47 PM
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BeyondWalls posted...
Wrong! Loose shopping carts are like parking lot missiles. I remember when I worked in retail every employee lived in fear of loose carts. One night the pharmacist went out to find her brand new Maximas taillight smashed out by a runaway cart. Its not a joke. It really does determine whether youre a good person or not.

No they didnt. The cart attendants dont even give a fuck.

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JimRob
03/14/22 7:28:06 PM
#42:


Just put your cart away

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Lairen
03/14/22 7:28:36 PM
#43:


JimRob posted...
Just put your cart away

Just shut the fuck up

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markconig
03/14/22 7:28:39 PM
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Gamerguymass posted...
And how has he not been fined/arrested for disturbing the peace/harassment/some similar charge?

He's not just some random guy, he's a very popular radio personality in the Los Angeles area, but also broadcasts nationwide. He has a team of lawyers behind him making sure everything he does is legal. He had to scrap one of his old bits because it could have caused legal problems.

Also to the people who say "I wish he came to my area/around me!" he's probably been to your area, and many others which are considered dangerous. He's also had guns flashed to him and chased many times.

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BeyondWalls
03/14/22 7:29:18 PM
#45:


Lairen posted...
No they didnt
Yes they do. Its why employees tend to park as far out as they can get.

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Lairen
03/14/22 7:29:36 PM
#46:


Well damn: i didnt realize theyre fake. I feel better but also stupid for acting like this is a real thing.

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Lairen
03/14/22 7:30:31 PM
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BeyondWalls posted...
Yes they do. Its why employees tend to park as far out as they can get.

Lol they do that because thats where theyre supposed to park.

Tell me youve never worked retail without telling me youve never worked retail.

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refmon
03/14/22 7:31:16 PM
#48:


ToadallyAwesome posted...
Its actually a social test that shows a lot about people.


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trappedunderice
03/14/22 7:31:35 PM
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archedsoul posted...
Are these even real still? One of the recent ones was obviously scripted because the guy melting down was not only an old actor, his YouTube channel was basically filming himself have meltdowns in public.
Which one was that
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