Poll of the Day > Text is such a hard medium to be funny in

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DrPrimemaster
03/12/22 4:10:53 PM
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Are you funny over text?


I've done theatre, improv comedy, and presentations. All of which I have a pretty high batting average of being funny in. But in online dating, texting with a s/o, messaging online, I bomb so often.

Not sure what to do, this consistently holds me back in everything these days.

What do y'all do?

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Veedrock-
03/12/22 4:11:29 PM
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DrPrimemaster posted...
What do y'all do?
Get moderated.

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DrPrimemaster
03/12/22 4:12:09 PM
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Veedrock- posted...
Get moderated.

A classic.

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Blightzkrieg
03/12/22 4:35:39 PM
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Every time someone responds "lol" to my posts, I let one of their family members go.

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UltraIchi
03/12/22 5:13:07 PM
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I'm guessing your jokes are read differently compared to performing when you have body language, timing, enunciation, and your appearance to take advantage of. Maybe you could use emojis or punctuation marks to add some emotion to your writing, or read your writing out loud to make sure it comes off the way you intend

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wpot
03/12/22 5:28:41 PM
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If *I* want to say anything meaningful I don't text, because yeah: texting sucks for anything other than simple info. Comedy more complicated that a poop emoji won't work well.

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Muscles
03/12/22 5:31:06 PM
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I feel like you need a funny story, a simple setup and punchline just doesn't work as well

I have made people laugh over text by telling them a funny story

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rexcrk
03/13/22 7:52:30 AM
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Thank goodness for emojis.


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captpackrat
03/13/22 12:55:01 PM
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It's hard to do word puns with text.

"When they operated on father they opened mother's male"

"I just washed my hair and can't do a thing with her."

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Muscles
03/13/22 2:22:43 PM
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captpackrat posted...
It's hard to do word puns with text.

"When they operated on father they opened mother's male"

"I just washed my hair and can't do a thing with her."
What about times where it only works in text? Like "why is skrillex a bad fisherman? He kept dropping the bass"

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DrPrimemaster
03/13/22 6:53:38 PM
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UltraIchi posted...
I'm guessing your jokes are read differently compared to performing when you have body language, timing, enunciation, and your appearance to take advantage of. Maybe you could use emojis or punctuation marks to add some emotion to your writing, or read your writing out loud to make sure it comes off the way you intend

I appreciate this, I'll try to see how I can incorporate it.

wpot posted...
If *I* want to say anything meaningful I don't text, because yeah: texting sucks for anything other than simple info. Comedy more complicated that a poop emoji won't work well.

Hard Agree.

rexcrk posted...
Thank goodness for emojis.

I've never liked emojis, maybe that is what holds me back.

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wwinterj25
03/13/22 6:55:03 PM
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I can be funny over text but with emojis it's more easy to get across my sarcasm, humour and stuff.

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DrPrimemaster
03/13/22 7:17:26 PM
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What do emoji's even mean. Jesus, kill me.

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Kyuubi4269
03/13/22 9:47:40 PM
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DrPrimemaster posted...
What do emoji's even mean. Jesus, kill me.

You can just use normal ;) emojis and *unorthodox* markers for - perhaps - emphasis or if you're literate, textbook ones; there's no need to write formally for spoken word transliterations

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Veedrock-
03/13/22 10:03:22 PM
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Embrace the

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GGuirao13
03/17/22 1:54:34 AM
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I like to think so.

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