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Heartomaton
03/11/22 11:50:01 PM
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But even so, I respectfully request that you do not suspend me in the air and beat me with sticks.

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Smackems
03/11/22 11:50:32 PM
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What if I hold you underwater and beat you with dicks

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Bandit_Keith
03/11/22 11:50:48 PM
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Too late. I'm already blindfolding the next poster and giving them a stick.

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Mistere Man
03/11/22 11:51:42 PM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZEL5-68GVeM

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Spidey5
03/11/22 11:51:43 PM
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Left... forward... left... right... forward.... SWING!

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Heartomaton
03/11/22 11:59:03 PM
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Smackems posted...
What if I hold you underwater and beat you with dicks

Don't threaten me with a good time.

Bandit_Keith posted...
Too late. I'm already blindfolding the next poster and giving them a stick.

Plz no

Mistere Man posted...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZEL5-68GVeM

I've never even heard of this movie. Any good?

Spidey5 posted...
Left... forward... left... right... forward.... SWING!

You missed, but please do not try again. :(

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Mistere Man
03/12/22 12:00:04 AM
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Heartomaton posted...
I've never even heard of this movie. Any good?
It is worth a watch imo. Nothing great, but still.

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Spidey5
03/12/22 12:16:27 AM
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Heartomaton posted...
You missed, but please do not try again. :(
Right.... right... forward... forward... forward... right... SWING!

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Keith_Valentine
03/12/22 12:20:30 AM
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Smackems posted...
What if I hold you underwater and beat you with dicks

Oh yea , that'll get all that candy out for sure . Living up to that name
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Machete
03/12/22 12:20:50 AM
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Okay. I'll wait for "underwater dicks" user to finish up with that and take whatever candy I can grab without falling into the dicks water. If it takes too long, I will get bored and leave... although I might be back later of there is a fishing mod.

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Heartomaton
03/12/22 12:21:18 AM
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Mistere Man posted...
It is worth a watch imo. Nothing great, but still.

It has Steve Carrell and Jim Carrey, so it has that going for it. I might check it out at some point. Though if it has more drama than comedy, I might not like it.

Spidey5 posted...
Right.... right... forward... forward... forward... right... SWING!

Please stop. That's dangerous.

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Mistere Man
03/12/22 12:22:19 AM
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Heartomaton posted...
It has Steve Carrell and Jim Carrey, so it has that going for it. I might check it out at some point. Though if it has more drama than comedy, I might not like it.

Please stop. That's dangerous.
Definitely comedy

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Heartomaton
03/12/22 12:24:19 AM
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Machete posted...
Okay. I'll wait for "underwater dicks" user to finish up with that and take whatever candy I can grab without falling into the dicks water. If it takes too long, I will get bored and leave... although I might be back later of there is a fishing mod.

But what if the candy is made unpalatable by the water?

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You watch some crazy pr0n.

Mistere Man posted...
Definitely comedy

Ah, good.

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Machete
03/12/22 12:25:02 AM
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Fun fact, one of loudest known sounds made by a living creature is made by an insect rubbing or slapping its dick on water. Look it up.

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Heartomaton
03/12/22 12:32:30 AM
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"You you what? At dis point it don't matter, 'cuz it keeps runnin' inside my head and it won't leave, unless I blow it out. With a bullet." - Carl

Machete posted...
Fun fact, one of loudest known sounds made by a living creature is made by an insect rubbing or slapping its dick on water. Look it up.

I'm gonna take your word for it.

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RobertDoback
03/12/22 12:33:59 AM
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Candy is dandy.

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Smackems
03/12/22 12:34:11 AM
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Machete posted...
Fun fact, one of loudest known sounds made by a living creature is made by an insect rubbing or slapping its dick on water. Look it up.
Is it that thundercock shrimp

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Heartomaton
03/12/22 12:35:32 AM
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Smackems posted...
Is it that thundercock shrimp

Shrimps aren't insects, they're crustaceans.

Both are arthropods, though.

...I think.

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Machete
03/12/22 12:44:45 AM
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I am not going to drown in dick water god damn it fuck

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StarDestroyer
03/12/22 12:45:28 AM
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I am full of M&M's
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SSJGrimReaper
03/12/22 12:59:45 AM
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I'm full of alfredo sauce

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