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spikethedevil
03/10/22 5:44:30 PM
#52:


A DVD Im good.

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Strider102
03/10/22 5:45:49 PM
#53:


spikethedevil posted...
A DVD Im good.

You should watch Hellraiser 3.

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The Wheelman1
03/10/22 5:48:16 PM
#54:


McDonald's chicken nuggets and fries. He'll feed me to death I guess.

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Helicaterpillar
03/10/22 5:48:27 PM
#55:


Pillow fight!
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Irony
03/10/22 5:50:34 PM
#56:


Strider102 posted...
You should watch Hellraiser 3.
No he shouldn't

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Esrac
03/10/22 5:58:48 PM
#59:


A pint of butter pecan ice cream?
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TheHoldSteady
03/10/22 6:03:20 PM
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Esrac posted...
A pint of butter pecan ice cream?

Poison.

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spikethedevil
03/10/22 6:16:03 PM
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Irony posted...
No he shouldn't

Im so conflicted.

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JimmyFraska
03/10/22 6:16:03 PM
#62:


21 inch VGA crt monitor.

Thing's pretty beefy, if he could manage to sneak up it would be a kill shot
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Relient_K
03/10/22 6:20:25 PM
#63:


Some magic cards.

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Alteres
03/10/22 6:20:56 PM
#64:


MabusIncarnate posted...
A paper Powerball ticket lol. I might get a nasty annoying cut.


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synth_real
03/10/22 6:21:01 PM
#65:


A packet of marjoram seeds. He's probably better off just to use his bare hands.

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Kiyune
03/10/22 6:51:48 PM
#66:


How does he kill me with an apartment application fee?

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bknight
03/10/22 6:56:00 PM
#67:


Size 13 Yeezy slides, kicked to death, painful way to go.
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Xavier_On_High
03/10/22 6:57:28 PM
#68:


A Kinder Surprise egg.

They're banned in the United States for a reason.

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Malcrasternus
03/10/22 7:02:16 PM
#69:


A Glock 43x.

. . .eh, I'll probably be fine.

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Lukey_Bug
03/10/22 7:02:55 PM
#70:


A pepperoni calzone?

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Ivany2008
03/10/22 7:06:39 PM
#71:


A haircut? Prior to that it was a small bag of rock salt for my salt grinder.... oh no... he's going to take me to flavortown....
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bigtiggie23
03/10/22 7:16:28 PM
#72:


A McDonald's chocolate shake? I guess it's possible if he froze it and bashed my head in.

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Heartomaton
03/10/22 7:19:55 PM
#73:


He's going to kill me with multicolored paints.

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Machete
03/10/22 7:23:39 PM
#74:


bottle of vodka? That's fine. It's plastic so they aren't gonna beat me to death and they'd have too inconvenient of a time trying to force me drink enough to alcohol poison myself so I dunno... maybe I'd convince them to give up and invite them to drink with me for a bit... probably not that last part. I'd read the room before deciding if it was a good or bad idea.

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Sczoyd
03/10/22 7:24:59 PM
#75:


A 2 liter of Dr Pepper. He'd better be decent at hand to hand combat because that's not going to help him much


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foxhound101
03/10/22 7:37:31 PM
#76:


A bottle of tasty mead. Hope he drinks it and calms down : )

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LinkPizza
03/10/22 7:44:30 PM
#77:


Food, I guess

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RAAAWWWRRR
03/10/22 8:07:18 PM
#78:


Lint roller......

He gonna shove it up my hairy ass or what?

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Zikten
03/10/22 8:09:26 PM
#79:


Digital copy of Triangle Strategy on switch.

I wonder how he will utilize that
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3PiesAndAFork
03/10/22 8:09:46 PM
#80:


some basil. I think I'm good.

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apolloooo
03/10/22 8:11:06 PM
#81:


Frozen shrimps

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blasster
03/10/22 8:17:53 PM
#82:


5 pieces of fried chicken.

Would like to see how.

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meralonne
03/10/22 8:21:29 PM
#83:


Not sure how that bacon cheeseburger is going to be turned into a lethal weapon, but at least my death will be tasty.

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Mibahlzitch
03/10/22 8:27:10 PM
#84:


Being killed with an ascension of a bookworm volume would be pretty ironic

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Smiffwilm
03/10/22 8:41:20 PM
#85:


RAAAWWWRRR posted...
Lint roller......

He gonna shove it up my hairy ass or what?
No, but depending on the assassin's strength, they could force it down into your throat.....

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Strider102
03/10/22 8:43:39 PM
#86:


RAAAWWWRRR posted...
Lint roller......

He gonna shove it up my hairy ass or what?

With enough force it could cause rectal bleeding.

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VRX3000
03/10/22 9:26:25 PM
#87:


not sure what could possibly e done to me with mashed potatoes. I think Im fine

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Nasty_Nitro
03/10/22 9:59:59 PM
#88:


thats gonna be brutal duke bout to kill me witha crunch wrap supreme

can yall lie and say i went out like a gangsta???

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TKDBoy1889
03/10/22 10:00:54 PM
#89:


Takeout pizza and a bottle of Mountain Dew. Let them come at me, they're only gonna give me more energy.
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SauI_Goodman
03/10/22 10:02:10 PM
#90:


A pizza lol

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