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TheHoldSteady 03/10/22 4:45:47 PM #1: |
How screwed are you? --- If she says we partied, then I'm pretty sure we partied. I really don't remember. I remember we departed from our bodies. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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g0ldie 03/10/22 4:47:31 PM #2: |
bottle of Mountain Dew from a vending machine. RIP --- https://imgur.com/mApEnf3 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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uwnim 03/10/22 4:48:00 PM #3: |
A car tire. That is a rather awkward item to use, but it would be fatal. --- I want a pet Lavos Spawn. [Order of the Cetaceans: Phocoena dioptrica] ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Guide 03/10/22 4:49:17 PM #4: |
A pizza? Well, I'd let him try, cause, hey, free pizza. --- evening main 2.4356848e+91 https://youtu.be/Acn5IptKWQU ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Bugmeat 03/10/22 4:49:22 PM #5: |
6 grilled chicken tacos and a medium Mr Pibb. They're an assassin so they know what they're doing and I have no training. They're going to win and with these as their weapons, this death is probably going to be awful. :( --- "DO NOT INTIMIDATE ROBO-DUDE." ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Strider102 03/10/22 4:50:09 PM #7: |
A Slim Jim. As long as the assassin says "snap into a slim jim!!!" I'll have no regrets. --- Last Cloudia ID: 188850453 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Spidey5 03/10/22 4:51:00 PM #8: |
Evil beware. We have lettuce. --- http://card.psnprofiles.com/1/Strangeone2007.png http://i.imgur.com/wfUGrp5.gif ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Ryven 03/10/22 4:51:07 PM #9: |
Shipping fees? Well i guess those would kill anyone given the amount. --- 'We're not gonna make it, are we? People i mean.' 'It's in your nature to destroy yourselves.' ... Copied to Clipboard!
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AngelicRadiance 03/10/22 4:51:31 PM #10: |
Either a few gallons of gasoline or a bottle of juice from the gas station. Hopefully the latter --- http://large.horse ... Copied to Clipboard!
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mustachedmystic 03/10/22 4:51:40 PM #11: |
I went grocery shopping, the last thing the cashier scanned was a bunch of bananas. --- Vegy is a 30 year old man, who's pretending to be a 60 year old woman that likes to act like a 57 year old man that pretends to be a horny 16 year old boy. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Nukazie 03/10/22 4:51:45 PM #12: |
some veggies, do it --- Life is just a journey from the maternity ward to the crematorium. https://imgur.com/a/LEjr0RZ waifu courtesy of bnui_ransder ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Mormaurd 03/10/22 4:51:46 PM #13: |
Hows he gonna kill me with a digital time card for ff14? --- http://i.imgur.com/ydU4CFf.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Lord_Shadow 03/10/22 4:52:01 PM #14: |
The Sea of thieves season 6 Plunder pass --- GT My Lord Shadow "Your Grace, please, the people have surrendered..." "I didn't offer surrender." ... Copied to Clipboard!
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NES4EVER 03/10/22 4:52:44 PM #16: |
If a small bag of chips kills me, well i guess it was my time. --- nu-horsemen 4evar [A GameFAQs Moderator was deleted by this message] ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MabusIncarnate 03/10/22 4:52:59 PM #17: |
A paper Powerball ticket lol. I might get a nasty annoying cut. --- I'll remain unperturbed by the joy and the madness that I encounter everywhere I turn Slayer_22 picked waifu - https://ibb.co/WD8p1Kz ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Tyranthraxus 03/10/22 4:53:26 PM #18: |
He's coming to kill me with microtransactions --- It says right here in Matthew 16:4 "Jesus doth not need a giant Mecha." https://i.imgur.com/dQgC4kv.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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uwnim 03/10/22 4:53:28 PM #19: |
Guide posted... A pizza? Well, I'd let him try, cause, hey, free pizza.A free poisoned pizza. --- I want a pet Lavos Spawn. [Order of the Cetaceans: Phocoena dioptrica] ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Cheater87 03/10/22 4:54:02 PM #20: |
I got a DVD, 2 bars of soap, bacon flavored sunflower seeds and 2 6 blade shaving razors. --- Doom, the game with unlimited ways to play. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Protopet 03/10/22 4:54:12 PM #21: |
A sandwich. I guess I could choke on it. --- I should go. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Letron_James 03/10/22 4:55:44 PM #22: |
Some weed He better have a lot --- Ask me if I would eat da booty. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Smiffwilm 03/10/22 4:55:54 PM #23: |
They're gonna kill me with donuts? Never knew I'd be going out the way Aoi Asahina would most likely want to be taken out.... --- My Mario Maker 2 ID is 6RG-5XK-JCG ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Tyranthraxus 03/10/22 4:56:58 PM #24: |
Letron_James posted... Some weed The guy coming after you is actually a Hashashin --- It says right here in Matthew 16:4 "Jesus doth not need a giant Mecha." https://i.imgur.com/dQgC4kv.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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alphapipi 03/10/22 4:58:01 PM #25: |
Well, Literally, since the last item I purchased was screws. --- JAFAX 24:Friday, June 24th to Sunday, June 26th 2022 in Grand Rapids, MI. | http://www.jafax.org | ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Kobe Bryant 03/10/22 4:58:38 PM #26: |
Furniture --- Kobe > LeBron. It's only internet stat nerds who think Lebron is better. Watch the games and stop calculating Lebron's PER with your wristwatch calculator. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Seaman_Prime 03/10/22 5:03:38 PM #27: |
Berserk deluxe editions manga. Could probably crush head, yeah thats how id like to go ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MagnusDJL 03/10/22 5:08:37 PM #28: |
Shrimp lo mein sounds like a delicious way to go out. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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UnfairRepresent 03/10/22 5:10:50 PM #29: |
A cheesecake Will he kill me via diabetes? --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! http://i.imgur.com/yPw05Ob.png ... Copied to Clipboard!
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omega cookie 03/10/22 5:13:05 PM #30: |
A digital ps4 copy of Fell Seal. Let's go mother fucker, come at me with those digital hands. --- FFRK: BRKB - Eiko - Guardian Mog ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Paragon21XX 03/10/22 5:15:32 PM #31: |
A cookie from the vending machine. What can he even do with that? Make me choke on the wrapper? --- Hmm... ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Antifar 03/10/22 5:17:07 PM #32: |
That bottle of Vanilla Coke is already working to kill me --- kin to all that throbs ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Guide 03/10/22 5:18:18 PM #33: |
uwnim posted... A free poisoned pizza. I roll for constitution. --- evening main 2.4356848e+91 https://youtu.be/Acn5IptKWQU ... Copied to Clipboard!
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garan 03/10/22 5:19:15 PM #34: |
Mexican Food? It least it will be a yummy death. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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PatrickMahomes 03/10/22 5:22:19 PM #35: |
groceries? i THINK the last one she put in the bag was a 1lb of ground beef --- https://i.imgur.com/cEQy3f4.png / https://i.imgur.com/gWKaLHC.png https://i.imgur.com/u6JR7qX.jpeg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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VigorouslySwish 03/10/22 5:25:12 PM #37: |
a BLT? I think im actually p safe here --- i'm just some guy yellin' about apple sauce ... Copied to Clipboard!
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uwnim 03/10/22 5:26:27 PM #38: |
The folks with digital purchases are going to be pretty safe. The folks with food are going to be dead and very surprised by it. --- I want a pet Lavos Spawn. [Order of the Cetaceans: Phocoena dioptrica] ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Strider102 03/10/22 5:29:05 PM #39: |
uwnim posted... The folks with digital purchases are going to be pretty safe. The folks with food are going to be dead and very surprised by it. Unless the digital purchase has some kind of program coded in that causes their PC or console to explode. --- Last Cloudia ID: 188850453 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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flat_tyre 03/10/22 5:31:53 PM #40: |
A pair of foam earplugs... something tells me I'll be just fine. --- ~ A "BOOTS" WAS PILFERED ~ ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Master_Bass 03/10/22 5:32:46 PM #41: |
A batch of Kailh Burgundy Pro mechanical keyboard switches. I think I'm good unless he's really good at using the little poles to stab people, lol. https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/4/7/4/AAI-cmAADA_K.jpg Edit: Guess he could attempt to choke me with all 120 of them too. --- Many Bothans died to bring you this post. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Irony 03/10/22 5:33:13 PM #42: |
Rubber fist at the end of a stick --- I am Mogar, God of Irony and The Devourer of Topics. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Strider102 03/10/22 5:34:03 PM #44: |
flat_tyre posted... A pair of foam earplugs... something tells me I'll be just fine. Unless the assassin put a highly corrosive agent inside them that only reacts to human skin/organs, and it makes the skin have the same corrosive properties as the agent. --- Last Cloudia ID: 188850453 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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CaptainStrong 03/10/22 5:34:41 PM #45: |
It's probably really hard to kill a person with a replacement telescopic antenna for a shortwave radio. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MorbidFaithless 03/10/22 5:35:58 PM #46: |
I bought a zucchini with my groceries. I guess if the assassin tried to go --- walk like thunder ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Kombucha 03/10/22 5:36:33 PM #47: |
Kind bars... I think I'll be fine. --- http://www.last.fm/user/walkingishonest ... Copied to Clipboard!
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PrettyBoyFloyd 03/10/22 5:38:46 PM #48: |
Just got home with some tenders and a 12pk of PBR. --- The Evil Republicans - Est.2004 - WoT [Government Destabilizing Branch] ... Copied to Clipboard!
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PoundGarden 03/10/22 5:40:17 PM #49: |
A box of .380 ACP... --- "You go. I'm just going to stare at the lake and think about how I almost just killed a baby." ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Legato-and-Vash 03/10/22 5:41:16 PM #50: |
A 400GB micro SD card. Not sure he'd get much done with that. --- ~Sincerely yours, Legato and Vash~ Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/kid_prodigy23 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Lairen 03/10/22 5:43:33 PM #51: |
An energy drink and breakfast biscuits. Im rooting for the assassin..... --- When it rains, it pours. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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