Current Events > So had a funny one last night.

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Inmate was getting his fucking groove on while listening to his radio. I'm staring cause I know the inmate. Him dancing his ass off most likely means he's high. But not always so I'm trying to figure out if he is or not. Suddenly he attempts a back flip and fails epically. Back of his head ate the concrete floor hard. Well that answers my question

Anyways get him sent out for being high but more so he can get checked out. Last thing I need is a inmate dying because I stood by and did nothing.

They send him back about 4 hours later saying he's fine just got a knot on his head. I ask the guy if he's OK and he fucking says "yeah yeah I'm good. I just lost my balance is all"

Captain came in and asked if I was trying to run a disco in my dorm. Normally she's quick to be mad but this time just seemed she was busting my chops in good humor

haha

"Hahaha a prisoner hit his head on concrete while trying to have fun so hilarious"

I can find humor in minor injury and accidents but if a head it's concrete its pretty much never funny.

Also the fuck where you thinking about what YOU need when a dude hit his head on concrete?

Unsuprised_Pika posted...

"Hahaha a prisoner hit his head on concrete while trying to have fun so hilarious"

I can find humor in minor injury and accidents but if a head it's concrete its pretty much never funny.

Also the fuck where you thinking about what YOU need when a dude hit his head on concrete?

It was one of those funny after the fact and he was Allright things. I got his ass out of the dorm immediately cause I was concerned for his safety. The funniest Part to me was him lying and saying he just lost his balance like I didn't watch the whole thing and it was on camera

He did do it to himself though. That shit they be smoking ain't worth it but they keep doing it. We've had some die be revived and them come back and smoke again right away. And it doesn't even seem addictive. They've had dry spells weeks long and where fine.

But trust me in this line of work you should always handle the job seriously but you gotta find humor too or you just won't last.

The other inmates at first where passed I was sending him out cause they knew he was high and figured that was my sole reasoning. When I explained I didn't want or need the man dying on my watch they understood