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Shotgunnova
03/05/22 8:11:51 PM
#1:


Select the bird that describes the punchline's quality:










Answer: A pizza rhea

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CanuckCowboy
03/05/22 8:13:50 PM
#2:


Suplex a train. Its always suplex a train.

butnot this time

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StarDestroyer
03/05/22 8:16:49 PM
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Shit Hawk
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Flauros
03/05/22 8:17:47 PM
#4:


a racist parrot

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Irony
03/05/22 8:18:34 PM
#5:


Dee Reynolds

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Unsugarized_Foo
03/05/22 8:20:13 PM
#6:


Shit hawk

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DarthDemented
03/05/22 8:21:30 PM
#7:


A swallow

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Xavier_On_High
03/05/22 8:23:28 PM
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The ostrich. Because the AK-47 is the great equalizer.

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CanuckCowboy
03/05/22 8:26:55 PM
#9:


Xavier_On_High posted...
The ostrich. Because the AK-47 is the great equalizer.

When you absolutely, positively gotta kill every mktherfucker you're delivering a pizza to...

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Lairen
03/05/22 8:29:30 PM
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This joke gave me diarrhea.

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Master_Bass
03/05/22 8:32:31 PM
#11:


MFW I read the answer
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Imit8m3
03/05/22 8:33:06 PM
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Flauros posted...
a racist parrot
Best answer

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Shotgunnova
03/05/22 11:00:30 PM
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Irony posted...
Dee Reynolds
Damn, I regret not putting this in as an option.

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BilalPowell
03/05/22 11:02:09 PM
#14:


Thought it would be dodo because only dodos get Papa Johns

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Trumble
03/05/22 11:02:59 PM
#15:


Kevin.

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DrizztLink
03/05/22 11:06:22 PM
#16:


Irony posted...
Dee Reynolds


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Ricemills
03/05/22 11:13:29 PM
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a roadkilled bird

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Shotgunnova
03/05/22 11:16:30 PM
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[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

HOsprey

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