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toreysback posted...

is it safe to dance?

is it true that we can dance if we want to?

Suppose I were to go crazy? Would you still refer to me as Superman?

I think it would become a ballroom blitz

Say that, hypothetically, some guy wants you to work at his car wash, and his selling point is - get this - "it's better than digging a ditch"?

SwayM posted...

Okay, she had the apple-bottoms on and the boots with the fur.

But according to another statement she also had the baggy sweatpants and the Reeboks with the strap.

Which is it?

She's a centaur.

dolomedes posted...

if i were drowning, would you lend a hand?

Were you Billy Joe McAllister who jumped off the Tallahatchie Bridge?

jumi posted...

She's a centaur.

one in a million girls - why would i lie?

Let's say, hypothetically, somebody asked you if you could spare some change for gasoline. And, then, let's say you said that you could also use a little fuel yourself. Would that not therefore mean that you could both use a little change?

But what if I were to tell you, hypothetically, that I was never gonna give you up? Nor would I let you down? That would therefore imply I'd never run around and desert you. And if that doesn't assure you, then what if I were then to add that I'd never make you cry, nor say goodbye? Surely then you'd believe I wouldn't be telling a lie and not hurt you?

What if, let's say, your parents just didn't understand?

What if, for instance, I did not know how magnets worked? And what if I then refused to talk to a scientist, because I thought they spoke falsehoods which made me angry?

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This would only be necessary in the event that your friends can't or will not dance.

Now let me tell you a tale of how my life got turned upside down. If you can spare a minute, Ill just sit right there and tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel-Air

If all one gets for their money is a house out in Hackensack, then would one rather move out than up, as Anthony once did?

toreysback posted...

is it safe to dance?

Well, we can dance IF you want to, however, if we were to choose to dance, I would implore you to leave your close companions to themselves, as I have been told that your close companions absolutely choose NOT to dance, which, if true, makes them no close companions of mine.

Is your intention, honestly, to cause me either physical or emotional harm? Is your goal literally to make me cry?

JlM posted...

Well, we can dance IF you want to, however, if we were to choose to dance, I would implore you to leave your close companions to themselves, as I have been told that your close companions absolutely choose NOT to dance, which, if true, makes them no close companions of mine.

but if that were true, then wouldn't it follow that you could act real rude and totally removed; whilst i, in turn, could act like an imbecile?

What truly is the worst thing I could say? Would things, in fact, be better if I stay?

One is often told to eat one's words, but it does no good to go hungry

Indeed, i find that words have always nearly hung me