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cousinvini
03/01/22 3:17:11 PM
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For the sake of the argument, let's also say those kids were fast as lightning


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s0nicfan
03/01/22 3:17:44 PM
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I'll be honest... that sounds a little bit frightening.

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AngelicRadiance
03/01/22 3:17:47 PM
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Perhaps in light of those events it would be a little bit frightening

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AldousIsDead
03/01/22 3:18:12 PM
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Fuckin Dorks.

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hockeybub89
03/01/22 3:19:55 PM
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Let's pretend she's a very kinky girl. Perhaps the kind you wouldn't bring home to mother.

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SwayM
03/01/22 3:20:31 PM
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Okay, she had the apple-bottoms on and the boots with the fur.

But according to another statement she also had the baggy sweatpants and the Reeboks with the strap.

Which is it?

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toreysback
03/01/22 3:22:28 PM
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all of these manoevres require expert timing

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KawiKa
03/01/22 3:24:01 PM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/9/4/3/AABHU3AAC-53.jpg

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Lairen
03/01/22 3:28:54 PM
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Screw it: its the book of life im writing.

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toreysback
03/01/22 3:29:45 PM
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you got a cute way of talkin'
you got the better of me

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Trumble
03/01/22 3:30:22 PM
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How does the situation change if we were to assume that we are no strangers to love?

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ThePieReborn
03/01/22 3:32:00 PM
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Trumble posted...
How does the situation change if we were to assume that we are no strangers to love?
Could we assume, for the sake of argument, that you know the rules and so do I?

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UnfairRepresent
03/01/22 3:32:38 PM
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KawiKa posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/9/4/3/AABHU3AAC-53.jpg
"one" instead of "body" upsets me

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toreysback
03/01/22 3:33:11 PM
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in that case, i would have ran
ran so far away

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gunplagirl
03/01/22 3:33:52 PM
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Now let's suppose she caught you creeping with the girl next door
Picture this, you were both butt-naked banging on the bathroom floor

What would you do?

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Funkydog
03/01/22 3:34:01 PM
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What if we pondered the ramifications of the rain down in Africa while all this occurred?

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Legato-and-Vash
03/01/22 3:35:24 PM
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She had placed her hands upon her knees whilst placing her 'bows on her thighs.

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AltyMcAltface
03/01/22 3:36:57 PM
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let's say hypothetically that Stacy had a mom, and this hypothetical mom of Stacy had it goin' on

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toreysback
03/01/22 3:37:45 PM
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does this all take place in the land where the women glow and men plunder?

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Funkydog
03/01/22 3:44:12 PM
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Have we asked a Witch Doctor what they have to say?

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AldousIsDead
03/01/22 3:44:54 PM
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OVERGOATED posted...
Hypothetically what if dirty deeds were done dirt cheap?
Done with sheep.

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AngelicRadiance
03/01/22 4:08:09 PM
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Is this perhaps the real life or possibly it is in fact fantasy

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Tyranthraxus
03/01/22 4:19:12 PM
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KawiKa posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/9/4/3/AABHU3AAC-53.jpg

https://youtu.be/Vc8tPTVBRSc

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mustachedmystic
03/01/22 4:30:21 PM
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What if all this was going on while the white boy was playing that funky music?

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bigtiggie23
03/01/22 5:39:50 PM
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What if you actually remembered to wake me up before you go-go?

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toreysback
03/01/22 5:41:59 PM
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what, precisely, have you done for me lately?

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Smackems
03/01/22 5:42:54 PM
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toreysback posted...
in that case, i would have ran
ran so far away
Well I got

Two tickets to paradise

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toreysback
03/01/22 5:44:11 PM
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mustachedmystic posted...
What if all this was going on while the white boy was playing that funky music?

remember, that white boy was sentenced to play that funky music til he died

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AwesomeFawful
03/01/22 5:46:22 PM
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But was he just a city boy?

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toreysback
03/01/22 5:48:36 PM
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born in south detroit

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bigtiggie23
03/01/22 5:54:15 PM
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toreysback posted...
born in south detroit

You belong to the city. Concrete under your feet.

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toreysback
03/01/22 5:58:48 PM
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living just enough
just enough
for the city

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Eab1990
03/01/22 6:05:49 PM
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What if there was a midnight train going anywhere?

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toreysback
03/01/22 6:48:22 PM
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but what if i was, say, a virgin; that is to say, touched for the very first time?

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Lunar_Savage
03/01/22 6:55:47 PM
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Well, I grabbed her by her knee socks and thought she might be mine,
because I walk a lonely road, on the boulevard of broken dreams,
and because it was a little bit frightening,
I hopped a train going anywhere.

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toreysback
03/01/22 7:06:31 PM
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you guys light up my life

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toreysback
03/01/22 8:50:23 PM
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the girl with colitis?

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DrizztLink
03/01/22 8:52:56 PM
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Let us say, for the purposes of establishing a hypothetical paradigm, that the crux of the matter is underlined herein with the presentation of the core argument that we will.

Let us say, for the purposes of establishing a hypothetical paradigm, that the crux of the matter is underlined herein with the presentation of the core argument that we will, we will

Rock you

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toreysback
03/01/22 8:56:00 PM
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is it safe to dance?

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BlueBoy675
03/01/22 9:00:35 PM
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So lets say theres this girl named Stacy, and she happens to have a mom who has, shall I say, got it going on

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Mistere Man
03/01/22 9:05:31 PM
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cousinvini posted...
For the sake of the argument, let's also say those kids were fast as lightning

https://youtu.be/EHDtJs6zW0A?t=17

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