Current Events > That's weird, my step sister just texted me to pick her up from the bar.

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KLouD_KoNNeCteD
02/27/22 8:34:26 PM
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Says she needs a ride.
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KLouD_KoNNeCteD
02/27/22 8:46:03 PM
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Her front door is locked. I guess I'll need to get in through the back door.
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TentacleDemon
02/27/22 8:46:50 PM
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Noice.

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KLouD_KoNNeCteD
02/27/22 8:51:56 PM
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Oh great neither of our parents are home.
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DrizztLink
02/27/22 8:52:48 PM
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KLouD_KoNNeCteD posted...
Her front door is locked. I guess I'll need to get in through the back door.

KLouD_KoNNeCteD posted...
Oh great neither of our parents are home.
...you can't unlock your own front door

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KLouD_KoNNeCteD
02/27/22 8:54:30 PM
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I don't live with them.
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KLouD_KoNNeCteD
02/27/22 8:55:13 PM
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Anybody got any good drinking games we could play??
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PoopPotato
02/27/22 9:02:15 PM
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Just the tip is fun

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ForsakenHermit
02/27/22 9:03:59 PM
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KLouD_KoNNeCteD posted...
Anybody got any good drinking games we could play??
Strip beer pong.

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Tyranthraxus
02/27/22 9:04:42 PM
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KLouD_KoNNeCteD posted...
Anybody got any good drinking games we could play??
Hide the sausage

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dioxxys
02/27/22 9:06:08 PM
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If she needs you to pick her up from the bar then she said have a key why do you need to go to their house?
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nfearurspecimn
02/27/22 9:11:41 PM
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and that's how you catch a CEman

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Strider102
02/27/22 9:15:05 PM
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KLouD_KoNNeCteD posted...
Anybody got any good drinking games we could play??

Play the "I'm stuck, stepbro" game.

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KLouD_KoNNeCteD
02/27/22 9:15:14 PM
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PoopPotato posted...
Just the tip is fun

ForsakenHermit posted...
Strip beer pong.

Tyranthraxus posted...
Hide the sausage

I see a Chattanooga Push-Pop in her future. :]
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The_Creep_2020
02/27/22 9:15:56 PM
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Why are you trying to get into her house if she needs a ride from a bar?

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KLouD_KoNNeCteD
02/27/22 9:16:07 PM
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Strider102 posted...
Play the "I'm stuck, stepbro" game.
Like put glue on my wiener??
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ForsakenHermit
02/27/22 9:17:43 PM
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Strider102 posted...
Play the "I'm stuck, stepbro" game.
Where the hell did that trend even come from anyway? It's like one day everything on an adult tube site is normal the next women are getting stuck in cupboards and washer/dryer machines.

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KLouD_KoNNeCteD
02/27/22 9:19:27 PM
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Oh you mean that kind of stuck... I thought you wanted me to dip my wiener in glue and then dip it in her.
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Strider102
02/27/22 9:20:23 PM
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KLouD_KoNNeCteD posted...
Oh you mean that kind of stuck... I thought you wanted me to dip my wiener in glue and then dip it in her.

Well that would be an interesting conversation in the emergency room at least.

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KLouD_KoNNeCteD
02/27/22 9:22:48 PM
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alright boys I'm gonna go seal the deal. It's time to give step-sis a Chattanooga Push-Pop.
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Zikten
02/27/22 9:24:50 PM
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KLouD_KoNNeCteD posted...
alright boys I'm gonna go seal the deal. It's time to give step-sis a Chattanooga Push-Pop.

Good luck
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Xette33
02/27/22 9:26:09 PM
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I'm 12 and what is this

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Smackems
02/27/22 9:26:12 PM
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ForsakenHermit posted...
Where the hell did that trend even come from anyway? It's like one day everything on an adult tube site is normal the next women are getting stuck in cupboards and washer/dryer machines.
And they're all fuckin kin to each other

Shit is so stupid

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Damn_Underscore
02/27/22 9:29:32 PM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cW7vClGUnaQ

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KLouD_KoNNeCteD
02/27/22 9:29:51 PM
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Xette33 posted...
I'm 12 and what is this
A Chattanooga Push-Pop??
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KLouD_KoNNeCteD
02/27/22 9:38:23 PM
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Wow that didn't last very long.
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Zikten
02/27/22 9:48:03 PM
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KLouD_KoNNeCteD posted...
Wow that didn't last very long.

Sorry to hear. Maybe see a doctor
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KLouD_KoNNeCteD
02/27/22 9:50:39 PM
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Zikten posted...
Sorry to hear. Maybe see a doctor
Good idea, I'm gonna get some boner pills from the doc.
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KLouD_KoNNeCteD
02/27/22 10:00:57 PM
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I was able to get both balls in at the same time in case anybody was wondering.
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Strider102
02/27/22 10:03:40 PM
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KLouD_KoNNeCteD posted...
I was able to get both balls in at the same time in case anybody was wondering.

Easy to do when you don't have a lot to work with.

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KLouD_KoNNeCteD
02/27/22 10:07:34 PM
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Strider102 posted...
Easy to do when you don't have a lot to work with.
Why you roasting me!? lol not even mad, you got me good
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