Current Events > At a certain age, two male friends cannot hang out alone in an apartment.

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I would say this begins around age 23 or 24. Allow me to elaborate.

Remember when you were a kid...Or maybe even a teenager? Recall when you and your homeboy would have sleepovers on the weekend, as you guys ate copious amounts of pizza, drank soda and played local multiplayer games until you passed out on the floor? Well, at some point, those days had to end. And it likely began sometime after high school or during your college years.

You just stopped playing games together alone in a room/apt and likely began chasing "tail" or chasing the almighty dollar. Which is normal. Because you're two horny dudes looking to make bank. It's a natural phenomena.

No two dudes hang out alone after age 23. It's too weird and is a red flag. There has to be a mediator of some sort in the room if two men are to be present together. It might even require a pet, but that's a borderline mediator. And I'm not sure why so many people get freaked out by this topic. We all know this happens at a certain age.

Shut the fuck up

Good God I wish I could go back in time to before I read this.

That was a good thread.

Just because being around other guys while alone makes you feel weird doesn't mean that no one else is allowed to act like they aren't complete neckbeards.

TC has some repressed sexual feelings it sounds like

I ain't readin all that, imma just say "lmfao"

Hikewne posted...

Good God I wish I could go back in time to before I read this.

Agreed. I read the whole thing hoping to find the point.

Did not find it.

What if they're both married to women & they just want a guys night to drink bourbon and play videogames?

penis

The only thing that makes sense is TC is repressing some feelings towards a friend

that is a thread ladies and gents

Nice bait

I remember this topic lol

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Same. I thought it was a copypasta because I remember this topic popping up before with the same wording. TC just has problems then lol.

Imit8m3 posted...

What if they're both married to women & they just want a guys night to drink bourbon and play videogames?

Well clearly they're gay and the wives stuff is just a smokescreen. Right TC?

What if two guys are hanging out in a hot tub?

Hikewne posted...

Good God I wish I could go back in time to before I read this.

This ain't moddable,for being bullshit.

Tbh if you're not in your best bro 24/7, what are you even doing

bioshockjack posted...

What if two guys are hanging out in a hot tub?

Oh lawd.

https://youtu.be/HdiXDaxrhGw

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/9/4/5/AAcI8BAACSeJ.jpg

lol, you guys are taking the post too seriously. i think it's in the same group as man fan, the room is a planet or whatever, etc

TC, I just gotta know.
What about older women hanging out alone in their apartment?

Turbam posted...

TC, I just gotta know.
What about older women hanging out alone in their apartment?

Totally fine. They can crotchet cat sweaters till they pass out together.

Again, what if me and my buddy want to have hot, sweaty gay sex with each other? Is it weird for us to hang out then?

They can if they're sucking each other off.

How is this blatantly homophobic topic still up when a mod posted in it nearly two hours ago?

My mom called my doctor and said to him "What's the most accurate measurement for weighing?"
The doctor said "An underwater weighing test"
And just like that, my mom said "Yes. When can my son and my daughter can take it?" and the doc said "Today at 2pm."

So, I didn't bother taking a shower and so did my sister too, so I had to get into a special swimming suit(tight pants...Ugh).

My sister said "Can I pull my hair down to a ponytail?" The doctor said "No."
So my sister with her long, blonde hair went underwater with 8 seconds and had she must enjoyed it..but I didn't.

23 and 24 is not an unusual age to go back to college or university. I litterally lived with my brother and his girlfriend in my late 20s when I decided to go back to school. Rents are expensive

This is the new " man fan died shot up to 98 degrees".

There's two ages, in fact. The first is 0 to about 9, and the second is 116+.

This topic again. I think it's the 3rd time I've seen it.

If you're not chilling 30 deep, don't even talk to me. Ever.

OP deep in the closet. Its 2022 bro, its okay

Still one of my all time favorite CE topics.

TheOtherMike posted...

How is this blatantly homophobic topic still up when a mod posted in it nearly two hours ago?

Maybe because it's not homophobic?

The_Korey posted...

Still one of my all time favorite CE topics.

Maybe because it's not homophobic?

"No two dudes hang out alone after age 23. It's too weird and is a red flag."

This is very obviously a homophobic thing to say, regardless of whether TC meant it that way.

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Are you implying that when two dudes hang out alone in an apt they are going to be sexual?

The mind likes to attribute things when they aren't necessarily there.

You're wrong about the age span. I'd say it's from 0 to, idk, 5-7? Because before then, two kids playing alone will end up seriously hurting themselves by accident