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TeaMilk
02/22/22 9:34:10 PM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/5/3/2/AARX-HAAC9Vs.jpg

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OmnimonZwart
02/22/22 9:35:11 PM
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til chinchin = cock
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segasaturn
02/22/22 9:35:16 PM
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Why does it look like his penis is coming out his butt?

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Turtlebread
02/22/22 9:35:53 PM
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Yeah I hate it when I fill up my shoes with piss

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ScazarMeltex
02/22/22 9:35:58 PM
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Not exactly that but yeah. Poor positioning on the seat combined with unfortunate angle of penis can have unpleasant consequences. For those who are saying "don't sit down", do you not sit down to shit?

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MabusIncarnate
02/22/22 9:36:52 PM
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5h5h means cock? I'll remember that one.

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Sictis
02/22/22 9:36:59 PM
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no.... wtf

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Mistere Man
02/22/22 9:37:37 PM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yjnzRSArwYY

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Dakimakura
02/22/22 9:38:02 PM
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i'll let you know when I get one

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ScazarMeltex
02/22/22 9:40:06 PM
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That's just inefficient.

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TeaMilk
02/22/22 9:41:31 PM
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OmnimonZwart posted...
til chinchin = cock
Lol I knew chinchin=penis way before I could read kana

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Pitlord_Special
02/22/22 9:42:02 PM
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Ive had it happen when I was younger so I usually just push down on it or lean forward to aim down into the bowl as I let it all out.

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thronedfire2
02/22/22 9:42:37 PM
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that seems unnatural

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armandro
02/22/22 9:43:41 PM
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now i have a small peepee

i remember one time my friend was screaming in pain in class
cause he sat on his own dick

and i was depressed for the rest of the day cause i was like how is that even possible

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gunplagirl
02/22/22 9:44:06 PM
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OmnimonZwart posted...
til chinchin = cock
Well no, it means penis. Cock is more lewd and has a different word. Though, I can't say it without doing a nnnnh onii chan line. ...also how do you know hiragana but not chinchin wtf.

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DespondentDeity
02/22/22 9:44:33 PM
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its happened a few times and once I was at a friends house but thank goodness they were already asleep It hasnt happened since I lost all fuck ton of weight and have a hangy down cock tho

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DespondentDeity
02/22/22 9:45:42 PM
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Ive never heard of anything so ridiculous

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OmnimonZwart
02/22/22 9:46:21 PM
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gunplagirl posted...
Well no, it means penis. Cock is more lewd and has a different word. Though, I can't say it without doing a nnnnh onii chan line. ...also how do you know hiragana but not chinchin wtf.

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Mistere Man
02/22/22 9:48:47 PM
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DespondentDeity posted...
Ive never heard of anything so ridiculous
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MATNZezu6QA

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Legato-and-Vash
02/22/22 9:49:59 PM
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That's never happened to me in my life. My dick points down when I sit down. One issue I do have is with smaller toilets. Well two issues actually. I hate small toilets that make my dick touch the water if I'm not careful and I small round toilets that basically force me to sit with my dick outside the bowl. Elongated toilets are so much better.

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TeaMilk
02/22/22 9:51:07 PM
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Legato-and-Vash posted...
small round toilets that basically force me to sit with my dick outside the bowl
lmao


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thronedfire2
02/22/22 9:54:53 PM
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yeah the toilets at my work are so shallow that my balls almost touch the water when I sit down

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TeaMilk
02/22/22 9:59:53 PM
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glad I dont have em but penis and balls are funny tbh

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Machete
02/22/22 10:01:01 PM
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no, when I have to piss and shit at the same time, I am aware enough of the angle to ensure that doesn't happen.

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