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A new Mexican fast food thingy opened up on my street.

What should I get.

Taco Salad

How?

What do they offer?

kuwab0 posted...

How?

I live in Europe.

Was going to say fish tacos, but now see that you noted fast food.

Screw it. Fish tacos.

ellis123 posted...

What do they offer?

Burritos
Tacos
Quesadillas
Ensalada (I'm assuming that's salad >_>)
Nachos
Chili con carne

Birria tacos

DeadBankerDream posted...

Burritos
Tacos
Quesadillas
Ensalada (I'm assuming that's salad >_>)
Nachos
Chili con carne

What type of meats to they have?

And you are correct about the salad though make sure you do not confuse it with enchiladas as they sound similar (if you're drunk) and are very different.

DeadBankerDream posted...

Ensalada (I'm assuming that's salad >_>)

Assuming you mean Enchiladas, which is about as far from a salad as you can get.

Knuckles the Enchilada

Make sure you have plenty of toilet paper at home

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Probably right, tbh.

And get a beef fajita burrito + a chicken soft taco. Seeing as you won't answer. ~.~

ellis123 posted...

Seeing as you won't answer. ~.~

Sorry, I was going through a cave full of Zubat.

For tacos (and presumably everything else) the available meats are

Braised pork
Mexican bolognese
Braised beef
Crispy chicken
Chicken
Tempurashrimp
Falafel

Also I can't get more than one item, it's too expensive.

Chicken burrito

DeadBankerDream posted...

Sorry, I was going through a cave full of Zubat.

For tacos (and presumably everything else) the available meats are

Braised pork
Mexican bolognese
Braised beef
Crispy chicken
Chicken
Tempurashrimp
Falafel

Also I can't get more than one item, it's too expensive.

... If you are fine with posting a link to the restaurant post one because I'm dying to know wtf "Mexican Bolognese" is supposed to be.

Braised beef tacos sound pretty damn good right now.

Lol those last two options are definitely not Mexican. The braised pork or chicken might be good. I'm sometimes weary getting pork from fast food places though cause I got food poisoning from it one time.

And of those I'd say go with three tacos: one carnitas (the braised pork), one beef, and one chicken (not the crispy ones). If it doesn't come with rice also get that.

Even here in America the quality of Mexican Food can vary depending on where it is. For example, a Mexican restaurant in Texas would most likely be way better than one in, say, Washington state.

NinjaWarrior455 posted...

I'm sometimes weary getting pork from fast food places though cause I got food poisoning from it one time.

anything can give food poisoning. taco time was the chili cheese burrito. taco bell due to the grilled cheese burrito.

time caused vomit (felt better afterward). bell gave severe case of diarrhea (not the normal outing of fast food type diarrhea).

chicken quesadilla

Null_Gain posted...

Even here in America the quality of Mexican Food can vary depending on where it is. For example, a Mexican restaurant in Texas would most likely be way better than one in, say, Washington state.

You wound me.

I just moved from Texas to Washington state. I can confirm that 99.9% of the Mexican food in Washington is Jardin Corona tier awful. And it would be 100% if it weren't for the fact that there's this really solid taco truck carrying all the weight.

ellis123 posted...

... If you are fine with posting a link to the restaurant post one because I'm dying to know wtf "Mexican Bolognese" is supposed to be.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/2/9/5/AAeS0LAAC9CX.jpg

I'm assume Mexican Bologne is chilli con carne or something.

But damn I thought you norseman had your shit together but that all looks horrible.

ALIEN_WORK2HOP posted...

But damn I thought you norseman had your shit together but that all looks horrible.

I have no clue how you had the notion that people in Scandivania had it together in terms of food. We mainly eat raw fish, rotted fish and porridge.

Spices and flavours scare us.

DeadBankerDream posted...

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/2/9/5/AAeS0LAAC9CX.jpg

.... :|

And if that's the pork then skip on that one. The beef looks solid enough that you won't start crying eating it so double up on that.

ALIEN_WORK2HOP posted...

I'm assume Mexican Bologne is chilli con carne or something.

But damn I thought you norseman had your shit together but that all looks horrible.

He listed chili con carne already so it, supposedly, couldn't be that. That said I have no clue what it is other than looking super sketchy.

DeadBankerDream posted...

I have no clue how you had the notion that people in Scandivania had it together in terms of food. We mainly eat raw fish, rotted fish and porridge.

Spices and flavours scare us.

Kalops is solid if it's done well.

Can't really comment positively about much else. ~.~

ellis123 posted...

He listed chili con carne already so it, supposedly, couldn't be that.

The chili con carne listing says it comes with "Mexican bolognese" or "Mexican falafel"

Get nachos bro. Best gate way to mexican food.

DeadBankerDream posted...

The chili con carne listing says it comes with "Mexican bolognese" or "Mexican falafel"

Huh, weird.

And wait, they're calling them *Mexican* falafels? Now I need to see that one too. >.>

ALIEN_WORK2HOP posted...

I'm assume Mexican Bologne is chilli con carne or something.

something like it. meaty thick sauce they put in the burrito.

They're only calling them Mexican falafel in that listing. They're just called falafel everywhere else.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/3/0/2/AAeS0LAAC9Ce.jpg

This is starting to sound kind of suspect when I repeat it back >_>

Authentic Mexican food tastes better in non affluent neighborhoods

Get a fajitas. Sooooooo good. There is the tacos too.

DeadBankerDream posted...

They're only calling them Mexican falafel in that listing. They're just called falafel everywhere else.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/3/0/2/AAeS0LAAC9Ce.jpg

This is starting to sound kind of suspect when I repeat it back >_>

Lol, it's all good.

And yeah, that's not Mexican at all as far as I can tell. And even looking at it I don't think that the tempura shrimp is using tempura and that chicken is 100% not Mexican either. Awkwardly at this point I would say, even when trying to not be elitist or whatever, that after eating there you still won't have eaten anything Mexican. Everything you've shown hasn't really been Mexican so what you're looking at is more a fusion restaurant that is putting random stuff in tortillas more than it is giving you anything that is actually Mexican tasting at all. That doesn't mean that it's going to be awful, the beef looks solid enough for a steamer table place, it just means that I wouldn't view this as having actually had Mexican.

choose 3 meats and get a single taco of each meat

alternatively, go down to Munich to eat what is probably the best Mexican food in this time zone

doesn't sound very Mexican :C

teep_ posted...

choose 3 meats and get a single taco of each meat

You get 4 tacos of the same meat.

DeadBankerDream posted...

You get 4 tacos of the same meat.

Then beef.

DeadBankerDream posted...

You get 4 tacos of the same meat.

(Regular) chicken or beef depending on your preference

get everything in the fillings, but don't ask them to make it spicy

I think I'll probably do that, yeah.

I should mention though, this is for tomorrow's dinner.

if you have the time, stock up on toilet paper beforehand

oh, if you have the choice, get hard shell tacos

Mexican is my favorite cuisine.

I don't think my mouth is big enough to eat a hard shell taco without most of it landing on my dick.

DeadBankerDream posted...

I don't think my mouth is big enough to eat a hard shell taco without most of it landing on my dick.

...you don't eat hard shell tacos in one bite. You put something down in order to catch anything that falls out

I'm guessing "Mexican Bolognese" is probably just ground beef with taco seasoning?

ellis123 posted...

You wound me.

I just moved from Texas to Washington state. I can confirm that 99.9% of the Mexican food in Washington is Jardin Corona tier awful. And it would be 100% if it weren't for the fact that there's this really solid taco truck carrying all the weight.

Sorry to hear that lmao. I even used Washington as an example because I knew someone who moved from Washington to Texas and they mentioned the huge difference in quality of Mexican restaurants between the two states.