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AlCalavicci 02/21/22 1:13:21 AM #1: |
society? Let's say I was a super awkward alien but I could take shape of a human. What are the things that you would show me that would help me fit in? Music, music videos, books to read, etc? --- http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20111123223446/simpsons/images/9/99/K.png I didn't even give you my coat! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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SSJGrimReaper 02/21/22 1:13:54 AM #2: |
welcome to earf *punches you in the face* --- Big Apple, 3 A.M. http://error1355.com/ce/SSJGrimReaper.html ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ComfortablySad 02/21/22 1:15:50 AM #3: |
Do you inexplicably know English? If not, I'd start by showing you evidence that I know the Pythagoream theorem and that I know what planet I'm on in reference to the sun. --- Teenage angst has paid off well, now I'm bored and old. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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AlCalavicci 02/21/22 1:19:38 AM #4: |
Yes let's say I automatically download any language that you speak but can't download anything else (other than basic motor function and whatnot). So I need to know how to fit in and be a normal person --- http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20111123223446/simpsons/images/9/99/K.png I didn't even give you my coat! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ellis123 02/21/22 1:23:04 AM #5: |
Turbam's Pokemon trainer topics. It's a good way to see the duality of man. --- "A shouted order to do something of dubious morality with an unpredictable outcome? Thweeet!" My FC is in my profile. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ComfortablySad 02/21/22 1:23:19 AM #6: |
AlCalavicci posted... Yes let's say I automatically download any language that you speak but can't download anything else (other than basic motor function and whatnot). So I need to know how to fit in and be a normal person I'd give you a laptop and show you 4chan. In a few days I'd return to see what you've learned about humans. --- Teenage angst has paid off well, now I'm bored and old. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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viewmaster_pi 02/21/22 1:28:05 AM #7: |
mars attacks --- Do you know you're beautiful? You are ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Tyranthraxus 02/21/22 1:48:54 AM #8: |
You are made to watch the following movies: Schindler's List Pursuit of Happiness Joker You are made to read the following books: Jennifer Government Heart of Darkness The Modern Prometheus Good luck have fun. --- It says right here in Matthew 16:4 "Jesus doth not need a giant Mecha." https://i.imgur.com/dQgC4kv.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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x_MINDGAME_x 02/21/22 12:21:42 PM #9: |
AlCalavicci posted... society?Music or music videos: Skrillex (I guess, I don't really keep up with music these days. I guess the point here would be to show that we have technology capable of creating such music.) Books: Not sure (I would recommend The Lord of the Rings series, but that would probably just confuse the alien more than anything.) Basically, I'd just show the alien this list: Pros -fairly high-end machines, electronics, & computers -fairly high-end cyber network (with; text, images, videos, & audio) -medium-end weapons (handheld combustion projectile weapons, missiles, nukes, etc.) -no recent wars (mainly because of nukes) Cons -too many variants of food products (many of them unhealthy) & restaurants -too much time, effort, and resources put into entertainment -the overly rich (& overly large houses) -too much breeding (resulting in over-population, not enough jobs, and not enough prime living space) -technology that is reducing the amount of jobs (resulting in high unemployment & societal dissatisfaction) -non-standardized cars -non-optimized education system -non-optimized global society -not enough use of solar power (or other efficient & safe power sources) -not enough R&D into new technologies -low-end medical industry -stagnation (evolutionary, technological, & societal) -old governments unwilling to change -cyber security nightmare (very poorly regulated & exploitation of international laws) -type 0 (out of 3) society (we don't have full domination over our own planet yet (nor have our governments merged into a world government)) ... Copied to Clipboard!
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x_MINDGAME_x 02/22/22 7:34:53 PM #10: |
Also, what's your grand agenda? Experimentation? Amusement? Conquering? Resources? Information for defensive, offensive, scientific, or technological purposes? I couldn't imagine you'd be doing it for energy. It seems you're advanced enough to not have to worry about that. Unless you plan on using the humans for some type of energy source like the matrix (although I don't think that's very efficient because as I said, I'm sure you have a much more efficient energy source). ... Copied to Clipboard!
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itachi15243 02/22/22 7:36:59 PM #11: |
I guess after I establish dominance, I give them a beer? This is America and everyone has to learn by themselves. Unless it's a girl obviously. --- I do drawings and stuff https://www.fiverr.com/blueblitz ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Pogo_Marimo 02/22/22 7:56:09 PM #12: |
The same way we acquaint our own children with the world: I plop them down in front of the TV with some Mountain Dew while I go get some strange. --- 'Cause you know that I have no fear, ain't gonna walk into the river and disappear. I'm gonna be a powerful man. Red blood running down the broken sand. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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BeyondWalls 02/22/22 8:04:52 PM #13: |
"Ay yo... you gotta ship? Cause we gotta get the fuck outta here! Like, now." --- END OF LINE ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Trumble 02/22/22 8:06:15 PM #14: |
--- Give a man a Trumble, you feed him for a day. Teach a man to Trumble, you feed him for a lifetime. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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RedLuigi 02/22/22 8:59:27 PM #15: |
Trumble posted... @RedLuigi I grab them by their TRUMBLES and squeegee their Luigis until they scream I am the hot alien, I am the hot alien --- It's-a-me! Green Mario! _Stuff_ posted "I love u red Luigi girl" ... Copied to Clipboard!
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x_MINDGAME_x 02/22/22 9:55:45 PM #16: |
Actually the first thing I'd ask the alien would be; "Do you think it's ethical to imprison someone in a matrix-esque mind-prison, and annoy them with little subliminal mockeries?" Then he'd probably just stare blankly at me for a second then say something like; "Haha, are you serious? That sounds like one of the worst things I can imagine, no that's not ethical at all!" ... Copied to Clipboard!
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x_MINDGAME_x 02/22/22 10:05:48 PM #17: |
Actually if your point is to just "hang out", then I probably just chill with you & watch some super-lame minecraft videos. At which point you'd probably start to get extremely bored & angry & start cussing in your alien jibberish & threaten to vaporize me with your ray gun. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Lil_Bit83 02/22/22 10:33:26 PM #18: |
I'd tell you to run while you still could, because humanity is a mostly irideemable shit-show. --- 2DS FC tempest 1478 9807 1205 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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