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Complete_Idi0t
02/19/22 6:22:11 PM
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How do I hide the evidence?
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Darkraiomb
02/19/22 6:23:26 PM
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Have you tried not giving a fuck?

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Malcrasternus
02/19/22 6:24:08 PM
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Handshakes say a lot about a person.

Like if it's gooey, dead giveaway.

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Strider102
02/19/22 6:24:52 PM
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When they check your prostate their actually shoving their finger so far in it enters your penis and they can feel if you do, which then causes an erection because they know.

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Complete_Idi0t
02/19/22 6:25:30 PM
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Darkraiomb posted...
Have you tried not giving a fuck?

That's how I got in this situation in the first place
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Jiek_Fafn
02/19/22 6:25:41 PM
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Just lie like when the dentist asks if you floss. They already know the answer.

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Flauros
02/19/22 6:26:50 PM
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God i remember this topic from like 2003.

Also did you ever update the supersoaker reviews?

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regina1914
02/19/22 6:27:05 PM
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Complete_Idi0t posted...
How do I hide the evidence?
Wash your hands before coming in
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SrRd_RacinG
02/19/22 6:27:16 PM
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Multiple semen samples found on your face during annual blacklight exam.

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monkmith
02/19/22 6:36:09 PM
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why do you think they do the turn your head and cough thing TC?

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Rharyx211
02/19/22 6:39:31 PM
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How chapped, flaky, and raw is the skin on your dick, TC?

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Boombam99
02/19/22 6:44:20 PM
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No, but the nurses know. They always know.
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fohstick
02/19/22 6:49:47 PM
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can't they just check your testosterone or DHT levels? if it's low, then you probably have ejaculated recently
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WarfireX
02/19/22 6:51:37 PM
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not only can they tell, they immediately update ur permanent record so every1 even ur employer knows

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monkmith
02/19/22 6:51:48 PM
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that's just what they tell you, its actually weighing the testicles.

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uwnim
02/19/22 6:51:55 PM
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They can tell if you over do it cause of skin damage or possibly bruising on your dick.

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Dakimakura
02/19/22 6:53:00 PM
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I went to the doctor and he told me that I am masturbating too much. I asked him how he knew and he pointed at my My Little Pony shirt.

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AltyMcAltface
02/19/22 6:59:05 PM
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Rharyx211 posted...
How chapped, flaky, and raw is the skin on your dick, TC?
damn Quarantine Dick

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KiwiTerraRizing
02/19/22 7:01:08 PM
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Not doing it in the waiting room would help

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bknight
02/19/22 7:02:28 PM
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Size of your prostate.
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