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Another_Voice 02/19/22 1:30:06 AM #1:	My sister, who I dont especially like, was visiting me for a few weeks. She's getting married to someone equally as snobbish as herself. Prides herself on being a progressive Democrat, takes small jabs at me because I don't like paying taxes, not interested in settling down with some girl, dont care for TV news. Anyway, I have 2 enormous pit bulls. They eat dry dog food, but for special occasions I will give them maybe a couple cans of wet cat food because they love it. Anyway, today she starts complaining about how she's getting fat from eating here, says I should make salad. Naturally I agreed, since there are good food places near my apartment and I order out too much. Then she makes an incredibly snide comment about how she thinks I have a "skinhead" style of hair or something weird like that. I saw the tin of wet food and suggested pasta salad. She went out with her fianc whilst I studied a little bit and cooked. I added peppers, sweet corn, normal things you'd put in, and then an entire tin of the cat food. Yeah, I scooped out the top bit of jelly before I added it. I had previously taken some SMALL portion and added real tuna into it. I put it in a salad bowl and texted her that it was done, and sent her a pic. I made sure to eat my portion in front of the cat food salad bowl so it would look like I was eating it when they entered the dining room. My sister took some and her fianc took a big portion. She complimented it, told me that the tuna was "soft", gave me a random cooking tip. Later, she commented that the pasta was very fishy. They clearly liked it, since they finished the whole bowl. I was very satisfied, knowing that their prim and proper "champagne socialist" selves, had just consumed an entire tin of cat food. I dont plan to tell her this information. She wants to act prideful like a cat? Well, she can eat like one. Felt like telling someone. By the way, Im aware this is petty, Im a bad person, etc. etc. I dont care. I am not looking for moral validation, especially from a terrible group of people like CE. Here's the thing, my sister is a radical extremist who excuses political violence, and she has gone from my sister to someone I no longer recognize. I think tomorrow night I'll try fish food in her soup. One final note: People who get angry that I give my sister this food, its basically just tinned fish. Its harmless. If this is the most disgusting behavior you have ever seen, you must have grown up very sheltered and without dumbass sisters. You can check on this post tomorrow for an update when I feed her fish food next, just to spite people saying that I'm the bad guy. <cite>Another_Voice posted [p:962775041] in I fed my s... [t:79905632]...</cite> <quote>My sister, who I dont especially like, was visiting me for a few weeks. She's getting married to someone equally as snobbish as herself. Prides herself on being a progressive Democrat, takes small jabs at me because I don't like paying taxes, not interested in settling down with some girl, dont care for TV news. Anyway, I have 2 enormous pit bulls. They eat dry dog food, but for special occasions I will give them maybe a couple cans of wet cat food because they love it. Anyway, today she starts complaining about how she's getting fat from eating here, says I should make salad. Naturally I agreed, since there are good food places near my apartment and I order out too much. Then she makes an incredibly snide comment about how she thinks I have a "skinhead" style of hair or something weird like that. I saw the tin of wet food and suggested pasta salad. She went out with her fianc whilst I studied a little bit and cooked. I added peppers, sweet corn, normal things you'd put in, and then an entire tin of the cat food. Yeah, I scooped out the top bit of jelly before I added it. I had previously taken some SMALL portion and added real tuna into it. I put it in a salad bowl and texted her that it was done, and sent her a pic. I made sure to eat my portion in front of the cat food salad bowl so it would look like I was eating it when they entered the dining room. My sister took some and her fianc took a big portion. She complimented it, told me that the tuna was "soft", gave me a random cooking tip. Later, she commented that the pasta was very fishy. They clearly liked it, since they finished the whole bowl. I was very satisfied, knowing that their prim and proper "champagne socialist" selves, had just consumed an entire tin of cat food. I dont plan to tell her this information. She wants to act prideful like a cat? Well, she can eat like one. Felt like telling someone. By the way, Im aware this is petty, Im a bad person, etc. etc. I dont care. I am not looking for moral validation, especially from a terrible group of people like CE. Here's the thing, my sister is a radical extremist who excuses political violence, and she has gone from my sister to someone I no longer recognize. I think tomorrow night I'll try fish food in her soup. One final note: People who get angry that I give my sister this food, its basically just tinned fish. Its harmless. If this is the most disgusting behavior you have ever seen, you must have grown up very sheltered and without dumbass sisters. You can check on this post tomorrow for an update when I feed her fish food next, just to spite people saying that I'm the bad guy. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
nfearurspecimn 02/19/22 1:30:27 AM #2:	I'm not reading all that. --- Wake up. You have to wake up. currently a preta/hungry ghost Dai Grepher: I was wrong. My entire theory is incorrect. Zero Mission IS a remake of Metroid. <cite>nfearurspecimn posted [p:962775047] in I fed my s... [t:79905632]...</cite> <quote>I'm not reading all that. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Zikten 02/19/22 1:35:13 AM #4:	nfearurspecimn posted... I'm not reading all that. He made a salad and put cat food in it. Fed it to 2 people who ate it thinking it was tuna <cite>Zikten posted [p:962775112] in I fed my s... [t:79905632]...</cite> <quote>nfearurspecimn posted...</cite> <quote>I'm not reading all that. </quote> He made a salad and put cat food in it. Fed it to 2 people who ate it thinking it was tuna</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Strider102 02/19/22 1:39:35 AM #5:	Should have randomly made meow noises as they ate. --- Last Cloudia ID: 188850453 <cite>Strider102 posted [p:962775170] in I fed my s... [t:79905632]...</cite> <quote>Should have randomly made meow noises as they ate. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
mullettron 02/19/22 1:39:36 AM #6:	I read this on Reddit word for word earlier today. <cite>mullettron posted [p:962775172] in I fed my s... [t:79905632]...</cite> <quote>I read this on Reddit word for word earlier today. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
IndorilGawain 02/19/22 1:39:57 AM #7:	Didn't this account just get warned like yesterday or has it been 3 days already --- The artist formerly known as RebelElite791 <cite>IndorilGawain posted [p:962775175] in I fed my s... [t:79905632]...</cite> <quote>Didn't this account just get warned like yesterday or has it been 3 days already </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ShutTheF---Up 02/19/22 1:40:18 AM #8:	I mean, if I'm not mistaken, cat food is pretty much the same stuff as human food, just lower quality. And by extension, this would be basically on par with if you gave her really cheap shitty (but labelled "for humans") stuff; it's not the big deal everyone's going to make it out to be. (Feel free to correct me if I'm actually wrong about this.) --- Trumble alt. <cite>ShutTheF---Up posted [p:962775180] in I fed my s... [t:79905632]...</cite> <quote>I mean, if I'm not mistaken, cat food is pretty much the same stuff as human food, just lower quality. And by extension, this would be basically on par with if you gave her really cheap shitty (but labelled "for humans") stuff; it's not the big deal everyone's going to make it out to be. (Feel free to correct me if I'm actually wrong about this.) </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Heartomaton 02/19/22 2:24:54 AM #9:	IndorilGawain posted... Didn't this account just get warned like yesterday or has it been 3 days already Warned a little after 7pm on the 16th. --- https://www.youtube.com/user/Heartomaton Heartomaton for President 2028. <cite>Heartomaton posted [p:962775721] in I fed my s... [t:79905632]...</cite> <quote>IndorilGawain posted... </cite> <quote>Didn't this account just get warned like yesterday or has it been 3 days already</quote> Warned a little after 7pm on the 16th. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Letron_James 02/19/22 2:27:55 AM #10:	I literally saw this on Reddit like 4 hours ago lmao --- Ask me if I would eat da booty. <cite>Letron_James posted [p:962775760] in I fed my s... [t:79905632]...</cite> <quote>I literally saw this on Reddit like 4 hours ago lmao </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
IfGodCouldDie 02/19/22 2:30:22 AM #11:	Letron_James posted... I literally saw this on Reddit like 4 hours ago lmao mullettron posted... I read this on Reddit word for word earlier today. At least we know it isn't real. --- All posters and events depicted in this post are entirely fictitious. Any similarity to actual events or posters, living or dead, is purely coincidental. <cite>IfGodCouldDie posted [p:962775786] in I fed my s... [t:79905632]...</cite> <quote>Letron_James posted... </cite> <quote>I literally saw this on Reddit like 4 hours ago lmao</quote> mullettron posted... </cite> <quote>I read this on Reddit word for word earlier today.</quote>At least we know it isn't real. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MabusIncarnate 02/19/22 2:56:00 AM #12:	I like pouring milk over a bowl of Iams kibble --- I'll remain unperturbed by the joy and the madness that I encounter everywhere I turn Slayer_22 picked waifu - https://ibb.co/WD8p1Kz <cite>MabusIncarnate posted [p:962776039] in I fed my s... [t:79905632]...</cite> <quote>I like pouring milk over a bowl of Iams kibble </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Rathinor 02/19/22 3:00:31 AM #13:	Another_Voice posted... my sister is a radical extremist who excuses political violence, and she has gone from my sister to someone I no longer recognize Considering you're a Trumper, this probably doesn't mean anything <cite>Rathinor posted [p:962776077] in I fed my s... [t:79905632]...</cite> <quote>Another_Voice posted... </cite> <quote>my sister is a radical extremist who excuses political violence, and she has gone from my sister to someone I no longer recognize</quote>Considering you're a Trumper, this probably doesn't mean anything </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Guerrilla Soldier 02/19/22 3:14:43 AM #14:	IfGodCouldDie posted... At least we know it isn't real. ... lmao. yeah, this one isn't real. only this singular topic on ce is not real. lol. --- Disclaimer: There's a good chance the above post could be sarcasm. Die-hard Oakland A's fan --- Keep the A's in Oakland! <cite>Guerrilla Soldier posted [p:962776224] in I fed my s... [t:79905632]...</cite> <quote>IfGodCouldDie posted... </cite> <quote>At least we know it isn't real.</quote> ... lmao. yeah, this one isn't real. only this singular topic on ce is not real. lol. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
eggcorn 02/19/22 4:03:21 AM #15:	I don't care if this is fake or not, I appreciate the work. --- Warning: This post may contain triggering or distressing content. <cite>eggcorn posted [p:962776703] in I fed my s... [t:79905632]...</cite> <quote>I don't care if this is fake or not, I appreciate the work. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
nfearurspecimn 02/19/22 4:49:59 AM #16:	eggcorn posted... I don't care if this is fake or not, I appreciate the work. they use an AI --- Wake up. You have to wake up. currently a preta/hungry ghost Dai Grepher: I was wrong. My entire theory is incorrect. Zero Mission IS a remake of Metroid. <cite>nfearurspecimn posted [p:962777137] in I fed my s... [t:79905632]...</cite> <quote>eggcorn posted... </cite> <quote>I don't care if this is fake or not, I appreciate the work.</quote>they use an AI </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
darkmaian23 02/19/22 2:24:19 PM #17:	Plot twist: his sister is actually a cat. <cite>darkmaian23 posted [p:962786902] in I fed my s... [t:79905632]...</cite> <quote>Plot twist: his sister is actually a cat. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
dioxxys 02/21/22 3:28:52 PM #18:	IndorilGawain posted... Didn't this account just get warned like yesterday or has it been 3 days already Funny considering your account was made this month XD <cite>dioxxys posted [p:962842872] in I fed my s... [t:79905632]...</cite> <quote>IndorilGawain posted... </cite> <quote>Didn't this account just get warned like yesterday or has it been 3 days already</quote>Funny considering your account was made this month XD </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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